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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fine then. "Lake Michigan" shall henceforth be known as "Lake O My God Your Fucking President Is a Thin Skinned Cry Baby".

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sure would be a good time for federal policies that support Canadian film, art and music.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Guess we have to start posting hockey fight videos and Canadian war crimes stories again, until the stupid bastards learn.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

He was one of the great geniuses, and teachers, and will be missed.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

After the very first Doc Wuthergloom show ever, in which I did a spooky version of his toy car trick, I walked out into Yonge street and he just happened to be passing by. I babbled like a star struck idiot.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In fact... I don't think I've ever seen an episode. They asked Mark and I to do commentary for a real tournament once and we were like, "Well, we don't write our own lines. And if we did, it's easier to do colour commentary when a giant whale pops out of the top and beats up a 40 foot armadillo. "

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The writers were evil. Cuz they knew Mark could only talk slowly and they liked to see if they could make the veins bulge in my neck... They also liked to make us say things that sounded dirty but weren't. To see if we could make it through the line without laughing.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ha. Yup. That's me. I am convinced the writers used to try to cram as many words as possible into our lines, knowing the wonderful Mark Daily was a slow talker, to see if they could break my tongue.

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Rogerman @rogerman99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Doug Ford's private jet is useful because it is a simple thing for the everyday, not too interested in politics, citizen to see how fucking corrupt it is. Now they need to understand that absolutely everything Doug Ford has done in office is corruptly motivated. #onpoli bsky.app/profile/isaa...

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Doug Ford - who has taken over 8 school boards claiming fiscal mismanagement - is selling his new $28.9M private jet. Why the sudden change of heart? "I think it was the fact that Ontarians were flooding his cell phone and his MPP offices with complaints.” - Marit Stiles Keep calling: 416-325-7635

cp24.com

Doug Ford backs off government plane purchase, seeks to sell aircraft

Just days after announcing plans to buy a private jet, Ontario Premier Doug Ford says the province will now move to sell its newly acquired plane, acknowledging concerns about the timing and cost of t...

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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse. Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This is so well done. 👌

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

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Vic Brand @recordedvoice.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This is *literally* how King Croesus bought it after misinterpreting the Oracle at Delphi

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social When the president of the United States says "a whole civilization will die tonight", the Prime Minister of Canada should take a very decisive stand on behalf of Canada.

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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/04/2026

Donald Trump is running an openly white-supremacist government and no one’s stopping him because most white Americans — Democrats and Republicans alike — are okay with that 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Rogerman @rogerman99.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Where do I file this? Rank corruption or flagrant nepotism? Hope y'all like being robbed cause that's exactly what's going on in Ontario. #onpoli bsky.app/profile/tdot...

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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 29/03/2026

I’m seeing hysterically overwrought posts from Liberals insisting Mark Carney is perfect and why do we even need an NDP anyway??? and okay, maybe you’re comfortable enough to wait for oil wealth to trickle down to the rest of us one day but many are NOT and need advocates now. I like Avi Lewis 👍🏼

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Zombies and mayhem! Zombies and mayhem! Check it out if you are in Toronto!

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I predict Canda's buttoned up gaggle of centre right professional pundits are underestimating the appeal of Avi Lewis's idea to open a nationalized grocery chain.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Government that has slashed funding by more than $1500 per student, vilified educators, incapacitated school trustees, muzzled administrators, stonewalled parents, taken over school boards under the pretense of fiscal mismanagement, and axed OSAP demands that you keep politics out of education.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The United States buying oil from Iran after declaring war on Iran is like if you got mugged in the street and then the mugger gives you his wallet and then keys to his car, and then hands over his knife so you can stab him with it.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

BREAKING: Lying OPP investigators lie on lying report claiming lying officers are not lying liars who lie.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

So, to be clear... there is a complicated series of national alliances. And then one country foolishly assassinated someone from another country, and then all the various countries in the various alliances were drawn into some kind of- what shall we call it? - a World War? Has that ever happened?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social If our support of America's dumb ass plan "comes with regret", we don't actually have to give it.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I cannot wrap my head around just how devastating Trump's entire presidency has been, and will continue to be, for the world. It's too much, too all-encompassing. It's like trying to behold Cthulhu and make sense of him before losing your mind. Fuck that guy, is what I'm trying to say

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social "If I may... The Iranian regime is a terrible one. But we can not condone the actions of the United States when they are in violation of not only international laws, but their own." See? It's not hard.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Good thing we know Bill Clinton would never lie under oath about having sex.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Some one didn't finish reading the Wikipedia article on the Bay of Pigs before planning an invasion...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I don't want to alarm anyone... but I am beginning to think the President of the United States might be crackerdoodles.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The fact that everyone is afraid of Avi Lewis is making me really excited to support Avi Lewis.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Or... hear me out!-- We nationalize the groceries stores and stop feeding the robber barons.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I am shocked- SHOCKED- that the president who is kidnapping racialized people and shipping them to concentration camps posted a grotesquely racist meme! Who could have seen this coming??

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026