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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

That's "Prime Minister Carney of the Great and Sovereign County of Canada" to you, Cheeto Hitler.... #elbowsup

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

If Himmler gave a press conference from the Reichstag and made Hitler babysit Himmler Jr, while Himmler Jr flicked boogers on Hitler's shoes as the whole world looked on, I bet World War 2 would have gone very differently...

Musk gestures awkward, while Trump looks disgruntled, and X picks his nose with two fingers.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If you are in Toronto and have a taste for the creepy and uncanny, Eldritch Theatre's suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural runs til Sunday... eldritchtheatre.ca/billy/

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

So... I'm in this suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural in Toronto. You should come. All the cool kids will be there. eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

If you're in Toronto and into the Stange & Eerie and a Suburban-Gothic Horror Musical about puberty and the supernatural sounds up your alley... allow me to usher towards Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle for this.... Eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I don't know about that, Cheeto Hitler. Most of Canada thinks you're a peckerhead.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

In other news, 87% of Canadians think that straw-topped, Cheeto-faced baboon should keep his pie-hole shut.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

By the way, I'm the Director of the Uncanny of Eldritch Theatre. A tiny company in Toronto specializing in ghoulishly giddy works of the creepy, horrific and uncanny, using actors, puppets and parlour magic. I figure I should give you a chance to know what you are getting into. eldritchtheatre.ca

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I am enjoying The Penguin. But let's be honest. Colin Farrell is just ripping off my performance as Varus Soleptor in Defiance.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

So, Eldritch Theatre is doing this show called Phantasmagoira 3D! I'm pretty fond of these two reviews. Cuz, obviously our shows are stupid fun. But it pleases me when people notice they are also smart stupid fun. drewrowsome.blogspot.com/.../phantasm.... rue-morgue.com/theatre-revi...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

The new display at Madame Tussade's Chamber of Horrors is absolutely chilling...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

In case you missed it, according to the Tinfoil Toque Set, car accidents are considered terrorism now...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

The Poilievre Conservatives are calling for the abolishment of the Bank of Canada in favour of making bitcoin the national currency... Explain to me again why these peckerheads are ahead in the polls?

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto. And people are afraid. They are very, very afraid.... istvandugalin.com/2023/10/26/h... drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2023/10/doc-...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

I'm working door tonight at the Creepy Doll Museum being held at Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle. I may never sleep again....

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

In six diabolic days, Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto for an all new, all terrifying evening of giddy ghoulishness! Do you have your tickets?! Will you survive?? www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Dueling wizards at the Red Sandcastle Theatre this October. One playing for the forces of good. One on the side of evil.... But you'll have to buy tickets for both to see which witch is which. redsandcastletheatre.com/tickets

A ghoulish looking, skeleton faced magician holding the mummified corpse of a tooth faerie.

A hip looking bearded magician holding a fanned deck of cards.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

If you are a weirdo in or around Toronto, this is a thing that you are dying to see... www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

If you are in Toronto & you're a fan of the creepy, ghoulish, gory, ghastly, or uncanny. If you dig puppets, and magic, and things that go bump in the night. If you ever read EC comics with a flashlight under your covers... May I humbly draw your attention to this theatre... Www.eldritchtheatre.ca

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Womp, as the kids say, womp... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Hey Horror Nerds, Eldritch Theatre, Toronto's very own creators of ghoulishly giddy horror theatre, just announced their new season, filled with creepy puppets, mad actors, and dark parlour magic... www.eldritchtheatre.ca

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

My wife didn't complain too much, when - a few years ago - I started to make gaffed pickled monster heads and leaving them as decorations around the house... But she was really pleased when I took them into work to decorate the bathroom there...

A mummified tooth faerie standing beside a jar of human teeth.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

This alt-right reboot of Broke Back Mountain sucks...

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

Psst... Parents of youthful nerdlings. It's doesn't matter where you are in the world, Eldritch Theatre has some online spots left for their July Dungeons & Dragons week long adventure. You should sign your kid up before they drive you crazy with nothing to do... www.eldritchtheatre.ca/sorcery

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 03/06/2023

I'm madly creating a new show for this guy... It was slated for October but got bumped up to July. Which gives me only a few weeks to figure out how to deal with the following stage direction... "A doorway opens up into the Goblin Universe & the entire theatre is flooded with malevolent tentacles."

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

Dear Pierre Poilievre, Someone keyed my car a parking lot the other day. That's Trudeau's fault too.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 28/05/2023

Today is the 13th anniversary of George Romero's Survival of the Dead, which is an underrated, misunderstood, work of genius by a master who was at the top of his craft. Yes, I will die on this hill. And no, I will not take prisoners. Also, here's me and George. I think I'm the one on the right.

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Eric Woolfe (He/Him) @ericwoolfe.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

Even if I never do another thing on this platform, it will all be worth it, just so I can be one of the first to block this evil little peckerhead...

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