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Philip K. Shtick

@ericsbest.bsky.social
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Inside us there are two Ringos trying to write a song. One about an octopus. The other about a garden. Make them kiss.

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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 15h
Asking to be mindful of gendered terminology, antiquated ethnic labels, and other language that is hurtful/harmful to actual humans is political correctness gone mad but calling the job-killing, art-stealing, water-hoarding, brain-withering machines the industry-standard “AI” makes you the enemy
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 22h
Why cant AI take their jobs?
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THANK YOU
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus Christ we’ve cannonballed taint-first into sci-fi dystopia and we don’t even have flying cars.
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which band was it? Turdsday or The Sharting Line?
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You just know “private credit” is going to be that financial term normies are going to learn which is an indicator something bad happened to our economy
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’ve ever done stand up, you know there’s material absolutely kills on the private helipad with your billionaire friends but would completely derail your set if you did it on stage
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/kgcbQ0xCWMM?...
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Adventures of Pete and Pete "Waiting for October" by Polaris
YouTube video by Resz7
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fellow millennial indie kids (adults?): Do we still hate Grandaddy? Or are they getting some retroactive flowers from the nostalgia monster?
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man with made-up name makes up word
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Standing on Super Intelligence
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m old enough when the American Right were feverishly great white hope-ing Caitlin Clark. They were certainly fans when Clark was going up against Angel Reese
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to steal @kevinmkruse.bsky.social’s bit but my man looks like the least valuable bored ape NFT
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peanut Commission > Peanut Gallery
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If opposition to data centers is a Chinese psyop then why the hell aren’t the GOP all in on homegrown solar and wind power?!?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosin' Poorly
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Dont Look: Terrifying Creature
Alt: the guy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after choosing poorly
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember when a drunk UCONN freshman getting expelled for berating dining hall staff to make him mac and cheese made national news
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump stands like a marionette trying to convince everyone he’s upright under his own volition
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought the Republicans like capitalism
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big if true
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

biggieguana
10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

sluggtar 4d
Checking in on this for an update

biggieguana
The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s a toddler with a bigger diaper
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take: In a few decades, today’s brunch will be maligned in same way we do the casserole and jello salad culture of the 50s/60s. In 2060, any enjoyment of passionfruit mimosas and short rib eggs benedict will be cloaked in nostalgia and irony.
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They’ll be ready in about 2 weeks
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
ALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For those who think “that sucks for the trucker” most consumer goods gets shipped by truck, long haul and last mile. They’re shipping for the holidays now and these costs will get passed to us. Credit card debt already sky high. 70% of our economy is consumer spending. This is a recipe for disaster
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🏊
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This should be in every Olive Garden across the nation
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Trump’s going to frame it this way, someone should ask why he let the EV credits expire and if he’s okay letting China running laps around us in EV and renewable energy.
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The party of free speech, everybody
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New York ain’t electing any turncoat Nets fan #NYK #Knicksinfive
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 18/09/2026
These are all extremely common sense steps, and opposition to them can be used as a useful filter for bad actors in the space.
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Killed two spotted lantern flies this morning
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I'm Doing My Part! Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! Soldier Meme
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe, just maybe, if Democrats were more vocal about Israel two years ago we’d have one of them in the White House
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let him tear down the Kennedy center, idgaf. Just rename it the Marilyn Monroe performing arts center when he’s gone.
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EconReporter @econreporter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
take 5000 from everyone's bank account and then write them a check of 5000?
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Creepy ostrich peering through a fence
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "Suge Knight Shyamalan".
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know someone who dated a person whose mother was a Mar-A-Lago member. Apparently Trump loves to DJ and his taste in music is played out stadium anthems. YMCA and the ilk. But the funniest thing was that when Trump is tired and wants the party to end he plays the theme to Phantom of the Opera
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This seems like a bigger deal than a twitch streamer whose been critical of Israel
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I find it hard to believe the party that wants more mining/drilling/waste dumping and thinks freedom is rolling coal in a strip mall parking lot are concerned with anything being dirty. Unless… they aren’t actually referring to cleanliness?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't do much 9/11 posting, but I always think about Bretagne, the last surviving ground zero search and rescue dog. When they took her to be euthanized in 2016, first responders saluted as she entered the clinic. She was later carried out in a flag-draped casket. www.chron.com/news/houston...
Bretagne with her handler at Ground ZeroOld golden retriever walking into a vet, saluted by first respondersA flag-draped casket being carried out and saluted
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chips: $3 Soda : $2.50 Cigarettes: $15.75 Gas: Market Price
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I get a lot can happen in 2 years, but why do all these institutions make sycophantic moves like Trump will be President forever?
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Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The fact that Dems have let the biggest Republican donor’s Sieg Heils quietly slip out of the collective consciousness is messaging malpractice. Don’t act like his money is going to come back around to the Democratic Party . They should light his ass on fire every time he tweets something Hitler-y
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