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@ericortiz.bsky.social
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Fan of all types of weird media. Basically anything my mom wouldn’t like. He/Him.

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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 1h
Thousandth post! And during Spooky Month, no less.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 22h
Have you ever heard someone say something you don’t disagree with, but they say it in such a smarmy tone that you kinda hope they get proven wrong anyway?
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David “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder for movie fans looking to discover new film experiences. #filmsky #InSearchofDarkness
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Stefan Ellison @mrcoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you'll excuse me, I'm taking this time machine and travelling back to the first person to put "slop" in a film review and have a few words with them.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not miss the days of a decade ago where the internet thought it was possible for one person to "kill" a meme.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m honestly not sure if Shrek 2 Retold will be in Letterboxd at this point. The first Shrek Retold got removed a long time ago.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Currently watching Fat Tuesday on Tubi. A very underlooked mumblecore slasher mix. Think if early Safdie Brothers made a slasher. Check it out if that sounds like your cup of tea.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell. Fucking. Yes. Not sure if it’s playing near me, though. With my luck, it’ll only be playing in Montclair, and the parking there is rough. Still, hope to see it sooner or later.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The article doesn’t say this, but the VERY FIRST TWO titles set to be released from this company are named "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" and "Fuck My Son!" Really starting your boutique label on a classy note there.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Currently watching Martyrs. Nice cameo from the cover art for Naked City‘s Leng Tche as one of the photographs Anna was shown.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really like the lore detailed here. Adds to the 80s slasher vibe of Johnny. More ambivalent on the decision to switch the POV to some other character, or the fact that Nash isn't directing this time around (All but revealed by the writer saying that Nash returned to write, not direct).
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found out that In A Violent Nature 2 was one of the secret showings in Fantastic Fest, which means that we could get an official release date sooner rather than later. About damn time.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How is the parking lot for ONE Burger King bigger than the parking lot for a combination Taco Bell/Wendy’s? Make it make sense here.
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MikeTheHuman113 @mikeisahuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
y’all aren’t prepared for the influx of “the Mike Myers movie wasn’t that bad” takes when the new Cat in the Hat movie drops
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"You say you like waffles? So you must hate pancakes! You bigot!" "You say you like waffles? Clearly, you share the heinous views of the creator of waffles!" "Your praise of waffles seems disingenuous to me. I don't think you really like waffles as much as you want us to believe."
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Coyote VS Acme was a really fun time. Some of the animation was iffy, and the main conflict got resolved a bit too abruptly, but Forte and Cena do a great job, and there are a bunch of laughs to be had. In any case, it's a miracle this got released.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At the theater, about to see Coyote Vs. Acme. Whatever my thoughts are on it, it's great that this got released at all, considering the circumstances.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The internet use to be a place where you'd say things arbitrarily. You'd go "Soup is Good", & it'd fade into the Aether. Now you say that & people go "What did he MEAN by this?" because they changed the label, & the company that sells it was found to use orphan tears as ingredients or something.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A V/H/S film distributed by A24. Never thought I’d see the day.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Fresh Meat voting period is over. Wonder when they’ll announce the shorts that got selected. Honestly, whatever shorts appear on the film, we’re bound to have a great assortment of talent and quality. Even the worst case scenario for this doesn’t look that bad.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So Drew Gooden has some stuff on Tubi, but the curses are censored. Like who below the age of 18 are going to watch Drew Gooden on Tubi, instead of YouTube?
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is no better way to not support something you know you won't like than just saying nothing about it. No acknowledgment of its existence. Just absolute ignorance.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you just now realize that you’ve had a certain word in your "muted words" list misspelled all this time.
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Verne the Turtle's Stare Meme
ALT: Verne the Turtle's Stare Meme
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Only 2 more days of me being in my 20’s. Holy shit.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having seen all the trailers for these, a lot of the shorts look really good. I’d say my favorites are Ascent, His Date, Hillcrest, Lights Camera Carnage, Tchotchke, and Indian In A Box, although I’m down to see pretty much any of these.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s quite fitting that I watched BUDDY the day of Adult Swim’s 25th anniversary, with the director having work on several AS stuff.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Casper Kelly has done it again. His trademark craziness is toned down a bit, but is still there in spades. Great acting from everyone involved. Casper might just have put himself alongside Zach Cregger and Curry Barker as comedy writers that can do legit horror.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Really taken aback by how crowded my showing for BUDDY is. I know Too Many Cooks was a big thing, but I didn't expect this movie to be so popular. Not complaining, though. It means people are showing my man Casper some respect.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At the theater, about to see BUDDY. Looking forward to seeing what madness Casper Kelly brings to the big screen.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Never forget
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watch Mad God on Shudder. Check out Mad Dreams and Monsters as well, a vast great book about the work of Tippett.
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Parker Simmons @parkersimmons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry were both profoundly kind, curious, and generous. It can seem maudlin to say that entertaining others is a higher calling, but they truly proved it was. At the heart of both their lives was a single message: "Love yourself."
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP, Tim Curry. My all-time favorite actor. Just made absolute magic out of every role, big or small, no matter how preposterous some of his characters must've looked on paper. So many of my favorite films featured him, and they were my favorite films *because* of him. Legend!! 💔
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton within a day of each other… Fuck.
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We have very few truly nice, selfless celebrities, and now we have one less. I've always said, "We'll know it's the end of the world when Dolly Parton, Weird Al Yankovic and Conan O'Brien all die at the same time." I'm going to be nervously watching those other two these next few days.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My mom doesn’t like country music or female balladeers (Adele, Whitney, the like). Dolly was the one exception to both. Truly an icon.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
angel
Pic of Dolly Parton with quote by her: “I've got transgender people I’ve got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.”
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s not enough that they had to LIE about the wide release of Camp Miasma. Now I find out that there might not be any showings near me that will gel with my mom’s schedule. My most anticipated film of the year yet, and I won’t even get to see it in theaters.
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Boy's Tantrum at Desk
ALT: Boy's Tantrum at Desk
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The V/H/S franchise might have the weirdest set of directors I've seen. Radio Silence Kate Siegel Adam Wingard Gareth Evans Justin Long RZA Scott Derrickson Flying Lotus Casper Kelly Tobias Forge Ernest Dickerson
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don‘t really have many moments where someone on the ‘net got mad at me. I guess the "biggest" example was when the movie Frogman released it‘s trailer, and I voiced my confusion at why the protagonist was using a VHS camcorder even though it takes place in 2019.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Western Animation critics like to complain about The Simpsons and SpongeBob going on for decades. Meanwhile, Japan has a bunch of cartoons that have aired since as early as the 60's, with no end in sight. And I'm not talking about franchises, either. I'm talking about single shows.
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David “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Devastating. Tom Savini is a film industry legend. Give if you can, and/or share.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m not really fond of when people try to moralize those who enjoy a certain type of media. Unless they’re into child snuff or Nazi propaganda or whatever, simply liking a certain product doesn’t make someone a bad person.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Criterion has other films for younger people, such as Fantastic Mr. Fox and Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. Other boutique labels that could be good to introduce to younger ones are GKIDS (Miyazaki’s entire output, Ernest & Celestine) and Deaf Crocodile (The Tune, Freckled Man And The Spooks).
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DVD Menus @dvdmenus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bring them back
The DVD Exclusive Awards were an awards program that honored direct to video productions released on DVD. From 2001 to 2006, honorees were selected and the awards were presented by periodical DVD Exclusive,'" a sister publication of Variety and Video Business,
and The Digital Entertainment Group (DEG).!2!
When the magazine ceased publication, the program was discontinued.
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I just had a dream that Mic The Snare did a Deep Discog Dive of Naked City. It wasn't a good video. He only gave some praise to their first album and then got uncharacteristically negative after that, lamenting their genre-hopping style and pretty much brushing off the run of Heretic to Radio.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
meme featuring text at the top that reads: "Carrie but the plot is her wanting to be a stand up comedian and having a supportive loving mom." Below the text is a screenshot from the horror movie Carrie, showing Carrie applying lipstick in front of a mirror while her mother stands over her shoulder. Movie subtitles at the bottom read: "They're all gonna laugh at you."
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 11/08/2026
8 films have now made over $1B since Netflix's CEO said going to the theaters for many people is an 'outdated concept' 🍿
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ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Since this movie got so big, how about a movie based on that episode where Timmy wished away a meteor just seconds before it hit Earth? That could make for an interesting sci-fi show. Just people trying to figure out how a meteor just vanished like that.
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