ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 52mI guess they didn't want to get sued by Henry Selick. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 1hThe Resident Evil film was a pretty fun time. Some freaky imagery. I also like how the protagonist is someone inexperienced, just stumbling around. I would say it's not as good as Weapons, but better than Barbarian. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 3hIn the theater, about to see the new Resident Evil film. Haven't played the games, but I know Zach Cregger makes good stuff. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Decided not to show the QR code for the showing, as I am not so excited for it that I forgot about my privacy. Better to be safe than sorry. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just got my ticket for Fresh Meat! I haven't been this excited for a Monday in a long time. 100
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Those like me who are interested in the rise of Boutique DVD labels should check out Boutique: To Preserve & Collect. It’s on Tubi at the moment, and I did a review of it on Letterboxd. letterboxd.com/eortizthe2nd...letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of Boutique: To Preserve and Collect (2024)We are in a golden age of Boutique home media labels. It wasn’t long ago where Criterion was seen as THE high-end DVD/Blu-Ray company (and maybe to some, it still is). Fast forward to today, however, ... 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had enough interest in this when it first aired to make a list on my iPad of possible VAs for future episodes of the show. Since there hasn’t been any new episodes since, this may very well not come into fruition. Still, I can say 2020 me cooked with these, for the most part. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Does anyone remember this? JJ Villard’s Fairy Tales was an Adult Swim show that retold fairy tales in a warped manner. Its voice cast was a who’s who of horror legends, including Cassandra Peterson (AKA Elvira), Linda Blair, Robert Englund, John Kassir, and Warwick Davis. 100
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tried to open a can of squid, and it slipped from my hands and got oil everywhere. Truly an infomercial-worthy moment. 000
Reposted by @ericortiz.bsky.socialDavid “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A reminder for movie fans looking to discover new film experiences. #filmsky #InSearchofDarkness 17921
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, yeah. Because Chris was on Smiling Friends. And as we all know, appearing in Smiling Friends immediately makes you 100% immune to criticism. 030
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It never fails to surprise me just how selective people are with who they cancel and why. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Instead of making their content more catered to "second screen" viewers, Streaming services like Netflix should make audio description a bigger priority. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is Letterboxd Speak if I ever heard it. 020
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Youtube should have a feature where, after you leave the page, or the app resets, you can go back to a video at the exact place you left off. In this age of multi-hour video essays and streams, that would be a very helpful feature. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thousandth post! And during Spooky Month, no less. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Have you ever heard someone say something you don’t disagree with, but they say it in such a smarmy tone that you kinda hope they get proven wrong anyway? 000
Reposted by @ericortiz.bsky.socialStefan Ellison @mrcoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you'll excuse me, I'm taking this time machine and travelling back to the first person to put "slop" in a film review and have a few words with them. 46127
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I do not miss the days of a decade ago where the internet thought it was possible for one person to "kill" a meme. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m honestly not sure if Shrek 2 Retold will be in Letterboxd at this point. The first Shrek Retold got removed a long time ago. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gotta love how even Mao Mao believes Adorabat is adorable. 010
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Currently watching Fat Tuesday on Tubi. A very underlooked mumblecore slasher mix. Think if early Safdie Brothers made a slasher. Check it out if that sounds like your cup of tea. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lucky me, there is a showing in Clifton. We usually do Tuesday and Wednesday, though, so unless there is enough popularity for another day… 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hell. Fucking. Yes. Not sure if it’s playing near me, though. With my luck, it’ll only be playing in Montclair, and the parking there is rough. Still, hope to see it sooner or later. 100
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No shade here, by the way. It’s always awesome to see new Boutique labels like this open in an era where physical media is getting increasingly shunned by big companies. I just find it hilarious that THOSE are the names you’re starting out with. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The article doesn’t say this, but the VERY FIRST TWO titles set to be released from this company are named "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" and "Fuck My Son!" Really starting your boutique label on a classy note there. 100
Reposted by @ericortiz.bsky.socialNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR 112203375
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Currently watching Martyrs. Nice cameo from the cover art for Naked City‘s Leng Tche as one of the photographs Anna was shown. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also, they keep getting Tim Allen in their products. 020
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Still, I'm going in with some optimism. These early reviews seem promising enough, and I should look up the shorts from actual director Nate Wilson to decide if he's a good substitute for Nash. If nothing else, we're bound to get some gnarly kills. 001
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really like the lore detailed here. Adds to the 80s slasher vibe of Johnny. More ambivalent on the decision to switch the POV to some other character, or the fact that Nash isn't directing this time around (All but revealed by the writer saying that Nash returned to write, not direct). 100
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Found out that In A Violent Nature 2 was one of the secret showings in Fantastic Fest, which means that we could get an official release date sooner rather than later. About damn time. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How is the parking lot for ONE Burger King bigger than the parking lot for a combination Taco Bell/Wendy’s? Make it make sense here. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This makes BC look like he’d be really comfortable to lay on. 010
Reposted by @ericortiz.bsky.socialMikeTheHuman113 @mikeisahuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026y’all aren’t prepared for the influx of “the Mike Myers movie wasn’t that bad” takes when the new Cat in the Hat movie drops 64515
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"You say you like waffles? So you must hate pancakes! You bigot!" "You say you like waffles? Clearly, you share the heinous views of the creator of waffles!" "Your praise of waffles seems disingenuous to me. I don't think you really like waffles as much as you want us to believe." 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Also kind of love the bold choice to have one of the Tunes themselves (and a usually heroic one at that) as one of the bad guys. And it's a shockingly fitting role for that character, too. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Coyote VS Acme was a really fun time. Some of the animation was iffy, and the main conflict got resolved a bit too abruptly, but Forte and Cena do a great job, and there are a bunch of laughs to be had. In any case, it's a miracle this got released. 100
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the theater, about to see Coyote Vs. Acme. Whatever my thoughts are on it, it's great that this got released at all, considering the circumstances. 000
Reposted by @ericortiz.bsky.socialKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The internet use to be a place where you'd say things arbitrarily. You'd go "Soup is Good", & it'd fade into the Aether. Now you say that & people go "What did he MEAN by this?" because they changed the label, & the company that sells it was found to use orphan tears as ingredients or something. 28012
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A V/H/S film distributed by A24. Never thought I’d see the day. 010
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Fresh Meat voting period is over. Wonder when they’ll announce the shorts that got selected. Honestly, whatever shorts appear on the film, we’re bound to have a great assortment of talent and quality. Even the worst case scenario for this doesn’t look that bad. 001
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So Drew Gooden has some stuff on Tubi, but the curses are censored. Like who below the age of 18 are going to watch Drew Gooden on Tubi, instead of YouTube? 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I will say, however, that seeing Richard Kind’s name connected to not one, but two of these shorts caught me off guard. Not in a bad way, but I’m not used to these indie horror shorts having recognizable names in the cast. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think Yo-yoing would be quite an Olympic Event. 0120
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is no better way to not support something you know you won't like than just saying nothing about it. No acknowledgment of its existence. Just absolute ignorance. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When you just now realize that you’ve had a certain word in your "muted words" list misspelled all this time.static.klipy.comVerne the Turtle's Stare MemeALT: Verne the Turtle's Stare Meme 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Only 2 more days of me being in my 20’s. Holy shit. 000
ericortiz.bsky.social @ericortiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Having seen all the trailers for these, a lot of the shorts look really good. I’d say my favorites are Ascent, His Date, Hillcrest, Lights Camera Carnage, Tchotchke, and Indian In A Box, although I’m down to see pretty much any of these. 100
