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Eric Matisoff

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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/10/2026
Can … can we take Stubbs off the table?
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Penguins vs. Flyers
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 30/09/2026
Me due to my relationship with Philly sports:
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
Alt: Me: Go Birds / Phillies Jack Donaghy: Lemon, It's Wednesday.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 28/09/2026
Never had a doubt
3-pick parlay with Phillies making the playoffs, Eagles over 9.5 wins, 76ers winning over 55 games. Go birds. Made on 8/20
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/09/2026
When you check the Padres score…
Ben Affleck smoking meme but wearing a powder blue Utley Phillies jersey
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nathan fielder can’t believe it
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/09/2026
Somebody alert Liz Lemon
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/09/2026
If an ABS challenge isn’t sponsored by T-Mobile does it even count?
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/09/2026
Rain delay? More like delaying the inevitable!
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Rosebud Rodney Dangerfield
Alt: Rosebud Rodney Dangerfield
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For those unaware, a major reason for the 1964 Phillies collapse was their manager Gene Mauch ran his pitchers into the ground and started them on short rest Unrelated, Don Mattingly is starting Aaron Nola on two days rest today
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/09/2026
Gearing up for tonight’s Phillies game like
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Philadelphia Eagles Jalen Hurts Finger Guns
Alt: Philadelphia Eagles Jalen Hurts Finger Guns
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 20/09/2026
7 rounds up to double digits, right?
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 20/09/2026
Would love the entire lineup to just mash the ball today too. This team is 1 double-digit runs game away from getting some serious vibes back
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All I need today is a 27-6 Eagles win and a Cristopher Sánchez shutout, is that too much to ask
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Malala Yousafzai • @Malala
GO BIRDS
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh no someone let the air out of the catcher
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Good lord, that was fast. The boardwalk doesn’t sleep on the Sixers.
76ers T-shirts and sweatshirts with 23 JAMES for LeBron James
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 22/07/2026
That just like, your opinion, man
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 16/07/2026
When someone says we can avoid hell on earth if Nola just doesn’t give up any solo homers
A Hazy AF picture of NYC I took walking down 7th Ave (hell on Earth)
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 12/07/2026
Wheels pitching in the POOD game
Scorebug saying P00D
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Doğa Doğan @dogadogan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Project Face Off is on Adobe Research homepage! Introduced at Adobe Summit and voted 🏆Best Sneak, Project Face Off uses AI #agents "with an attitude" to help designers explore ideas before launching A/B tests research.adobe.com/news/summit-... #AIAgents #GenAI #Design #Innovation #Research
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Summit Sneak winner Project Face Off: AI personas with an attitude
Learn the behind-the-scenes story of Project Face Off - voted the best Summit Sneak of the year.
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johnny @jjmj.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So cool that a product of MLS, Lionel Messi, is doing this on the world stage
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 13/06/2026
When Embiid’s body arrives at the Eastern Conference Semifinals:
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 13/06/2026
So are there any pictures of the Kennedy Center without his name nor scaffolding nor the curtain yet? I need my fix!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 13/06/2026
Well, I hope we’re all learning a little about OSHA tonight at least
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
highest payroll in baseball and a Mayor blessed by God as a fan and they’re still in the league’s basement, it warms my heart
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/06/2026
😂
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 04/06/2026
That's what's in 🎶
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 04/06/2026
Alec Bohm going up to the plate with nobody on so he can't hit into a double play
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Mad Scream
Alt: Extremely irate Dwight from the office
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 03/06/2026
It seems we are blessed, as RAV4th inning came early today
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/06/2026
Still a solid burn
Flock of seagulls haircut dude that knew why Jules and Vincent were there
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/06/2026
Really exciting news from Fanatics here
Email from Fanatics alerting me that "There's no better time to spend your FanCash". The Total Balance in the email is very significant here - a whopping $0.21
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/05/2026
Can’t say I agree with this one though. Check out how the Grammies or Rolling Stone or Billboard, etc do it: TITLE - ARTIST
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/05/2026
Not in the top 10 reasons I’m not a soccer fan, but it’s on the list.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/05/2026
Literally all sports but soccer do it this way. Soccer has to be annoying like that. For baseball it makes especially big sense because: SEA HOU Means you know who is at bat if it’s the top of the inning (SEA bc they’re on top) or the bottom of the inning (HOU bc they’re a bottom)
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/05/2026
Thinking about turning on ESPN but then seeing the score
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The Simpsons: Homer's Sombrero Entrance
Alt: The Simpsons: bar Entrance then exit gif
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 24/05/2026
KRUK YES WE SCORED!!
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 23/05/2026
We don’t need him because we can simply play Maxey for 47 minutes every game 🙃
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2026
This energy:
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Zoolander Walkoff
Alt: Zoolander, Billy Zane saying “it’s a walk off”
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2026
It’s a POOP sweep
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2026
Let’s go for the POOP game sweep!
POOP game scorebug - Phillies logo 0 0 Pirates logo
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 15/05/2026
When the Action News theme song comes on:
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Tonight I hope that Ranger pitches 6 shut out innings and then the Phillies absolutely shell some middle reliever recently pulled out of cold storage named like Logan Jaxston or something. Best case scenario.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/05/2026
Forget lists, check what labels have been slapped on your account blue.mackuba.eu/scanner
Screenshot of a “Label Scanner” webpage with a barcode-like icon in the header. Below it is a search form labeled “Handle or URL:” with the input field containing “numb.comforta.ly” and a “search” button. An orange tag icon precedes the status text “5 labels found:”. The results appear in bordered cards: “From Dymo:” shows “Link - Account - x.com” dated “2026-03-28” with the description “Accounts that have been observed posting x.com links.” “From Joined Labeler:” shows “Joined Apr ’23” dated “2025-02-10” with “This profile was created in April of 2023.” “From Public Education Forum Moderation:” includes “Abusive” dated “2024-11-20” with “Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.” and “Disruptive” dated “2024-11-20” with “Unconstructive conflict within the fella community, or outside attack, possibly designed to distract from more important things. Includes low-reach 60/40 disinfo mixers. Includes community interfering with Ukrainians’ management of their infospace. Includes apparent infiltrators, using inauthentic persona to sow division. Includes nuisance repliers and quote posters.” The final card, “From No-op Labeler:”, shows “sexual” dated “2023-04-28.”
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 12/05/2026
Kinda rude that the Phillies don’t have a game tonight
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 11/05/2026
Take a Picture is definitely more popular but Hey Man is such a better song 🤘
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 10/05/2026
0-8 in the second round of the playoffs is a tough May for Philadelphia, our country
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