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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 2h
Time for a relaxing beer on the couch and some 30 Rock reruns
Facebook style “Marked safe from MLB playoff baseball today” under a Phillies flag. Go Birds I guess
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 28/09/2026
Never had a doubt
3-pick parlay with Phillies making the playoffs, Eagles over 9.5 wins, 76ers winning over 55 games. Go birds. Made on 8/20
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/09/2026
When you check the Padres score…
Ben Affleck smoking meme but wearing a powder blue Utley Phillies jersey
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 16/07/2026
When someone says we can avoid hell on earth if Nola just doesn’t give up any solo homers
A Hazy AF picture of NYC I took walking down 7th Ave (hell on Earth)
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 12/07/2026
Wheels pitching in the POOD game
Scorebug saying P00D
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/06/2026
Still a solid burn
Flock of seagulls haircut dude that knew why Jules and Vincent were there
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/06/2026
Really exciting news from Fanatics here
Email from Fanatics alerting me that "There's no better time to spend your FanCash". The Total Balance in the email is very significant here - a whopping $0.21
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2026
Let’s go for the POOP game sweep!
POOP game scorebug - Phillies logo 0 0 Pirates logo
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 01/04/2026
A fire in the backyard and a bunch of Guinnesses was just what I needed
Fire pit fire looking LEGIT
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 27/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
DeVonta Smith catching the dagger
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 20/03/2026
Go birds and with your spirit in dune poster lettering
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 13/03/2026
NONSTOP go Birds/Phils while in this tee last week
It me, rockin an ill tee, and the wife, in front of Cindy’s castle while some random guy with hoagie mouth hooks me up with a Go Birds
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 15/02/2026
Oh man. All I need to do now is find a Discman
My CD booklet from … the pre-iPod days with Losing Streak by Less Than Jake, Sublime self-titled, a CD I made called Shower CD T-1000, and Smash mouth’s self-titled
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 16/01/2026
ESPN is not a serious network
Photo of Stephen A Smith on ESPN with the caption

IS IT FAIR TO EXPECT GIANTS TO WIN NFC EAST NEXT SEASON?
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 13/01/2026
Sixers on place?? Not 76 Place
The proposed, failed, 76 Place at Market East plans
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 05/01/2026
NO RAGRETS
ESPN notification:
Nick Sirianni says he doesn't regret resting many starters despite Eagles dropping to 3-seed
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 28/12/2025
Wanna go on my boat?
Movie poster for The Implication starring Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 23/12/2025
When you still decide to work on 12/23 and don't have any meetings
Microsoft Outlook's message when you have no emails:
All done for the day! Enjoy your empty inbox
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 02/12/2025
Hegseth never heard the riddle about burying the survivors..
WSJ headline: White House Defends Hegseth Over Strike on Alleged Drug Boat That Killed Survivors
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/11/2025
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/11/2025
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 06/11/2025
Was at the game last night. Can confirm. Was not lovely at all.
The view from section 308 at the United Center where the Sixers were beating the Bulls 43-27, a game they would lose due mainly to Embiid refusing to score points and Nurse refusing to dial up any kind of a decent offense in the fourthRed Panda’s return
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 28/09/2025
Mets down 4-0 with the bases loaded and two outs and slugger Pete Alonso at the plate 😈
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 22/09/2025
Me when I schedule a 1:1 with a peer at work
AJ Brown of the 3-0 Philadelphia Eagles wearing a shirt that says Check on your teammates
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 04/09/2025
On this Eagles opening day against the Cowboys where even in North Jersey, not 25 mins from MetLife, I’m getting a slew of Go Birds’s, I treated myself to this thing of beauty. My apologies for your salivation @benjamingaines.bsky.social
The Italian Stallion from A&S Pork Store in Woodland Park. An absolutely killer Italian hoagie with a couple bites taken from it. Go Birds
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 31/08/2025
Still so amped. What an epic show this was
Drummer Josh Freese, back home with NIИ, projected onto the huge curtain during the showIncredible visuals during Copy of A, with several scrims making it appear like there’s a dozen Trent Reznor shadows that are 50 feet tallMy view of the three stages as Boyz Noise warms up the crowd on the right stageNIN on the full stage to the left, bathed in light with the curtain and scrims lifted
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/08/2025
hahaha I love Philadelphia
Saquon leap over Super Bowl LiX loser Travis Kelce and his fiance, a singer
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/08/2025
Huge congrats to Travis Kelce on his engagement! I'll be celebrating tonight by watching the game that led to his most famous moment (as shown visually below)
Travis Kelce ponders life as an NFL player, as the Eagles stomp his team 40-6 in Super Bowl LIX. While pondering, he decides to buy his now-fiance an engagement ring.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/08/2025
Love the tiny screen MLB app feature … 😒
The SNY portion, which I’m logged into, of the MLB app says to go to the home or game matchup tabs to watch the gameTapping from there says current programming not available Going to the Home Screen shows the game video in a tiny box (but not on iPad, iOS only)Tapping through says Content Blacked Out. 

WTF
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 10/08/2025
POOT Game
MLB Scoreboard on iOS showing the score is P00T
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 16/07/2025
Two small but mighty Adobe Analytics/CJA features in Workspace that you may not know about:
Hide Titles checkbox from the visualization settings dialogSection header visualization in the list of options
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 08/07/2025
Sadly, a pretty significant hiatus after Chester died
Year
2025 (29)
2024 (14)
2017 (44)
2016 (1)
2015 (30)
2014 (70)
2013 (20)
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/07/2025
Oh the dangers of sharing your Apple Music subscription for Alexa kid requests…
Apple Music Replay 
All Time

TOOL, Pinkfong (🤔), Big Data, John Butler Trio, LINKIN PARK, and more
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 04/07/2025
Be safe out there friends. If it can happen to Apollo Creed, it can happen to anyone
Carl Weathers celebrating July 4th as Apollo Creed, then as Chubbs with a wooden hand in July 5th
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 04/07/2025
Hmm. This inning has been
Marty Scorsese with his hands up saying Absolute Ass
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 02/07/2025
That very first sentence explaining the life and times hits pretty hard
She was banned from managing the team by MLB in 1993 due to racist comments and again from 1996 through 1998 due to statements in support of German domestic policies of Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler, amongst other controversies over her beliefs; shortly afterwards, she sold the majority of her share in the team.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 30/06/2025
Pretty excited to get outside for the first time since I got home from surgery. Even if it’s 88 degrees out.
My surgically repaired knee enjoying the great outdoors of NJ 💪
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 30/06/2025
Googled ACL and went down a rabbit hole on Reddit
It’s a, umm, charcuterie made to look like the inside of leg? With meat as the ligaments, cheese as the bones
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/06/2025
Awake from surgery and I see the lack of scoring streak continues…
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 26/06/2025
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 24/06/2025
Also me when I go outside
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 13/06/2025
Eat your heart out @usujason.hippieceo.com
Italian hoagie being held by my left hand, loaded with meat on a killer bun - perfectly thin layer of crunch into soft bread. Vilardo’s Deli in Nutley NJ? Dayamnnn
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/06/2025
Yahoo Sports gets it #poopGame
Yahoo scorebug for Phillies vs Pirates with the proper POOP score
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 22/05/2025
Scared to ask what’s going on at my gate in Newark. It’s a 9am flight, not a 6am…
Two people lay down asleep on uncomfortable wooden benches, taking up six seats, while another United flyer lays belly down on the floor on his phone. Weird
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 19/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first 4 that you know. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Jim from the officeMatt Damon in The MartianTony StarkTyrion Lannister
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 19/05/2025
ESPN: New York is a sports mecca. Reality:
How long is the active championship drought for New York teams?
New York teams currently have a 13 year, 106 season long championship drought among the big 4 sports leagues, which started in 2012.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2025
Game on poopers
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 17/05/2025
ESPN’s got the poop score bug 💪
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 16/05/2025
Well this is pretty crazy.
From the NJ Transit app, a modal that says:

ALL RAIL SERVICE
SUSPENDED
All NJ TRANSIT rail service is currently suspended due to a strike by the engineers. For updates and service alternatives, click on More Info.
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Eric Matisoff @ericmatisoff.com · 07/05/2025
Sometimes you get asked to do a demo for a webinar with a Cinco de Mayo theme and a cocktail making class. Do these demos.
A paloma and margarita in front of a cutting board with limes and grapefruit and a laptop with Zoom loaded.
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