Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 37mI don't like when they say dinger on the broadcast. That's private 030
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 43mPhillies game so bad it got me revealing personal shit on the Internet that I was heretofore being mature about 🙄 110
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 51mLmao a friend I haven't talked to in a year who clearly needs an update just texted me and my ex "come on Phils" 🙃 this keeps on getting better 370
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 1hHey maybe kill me JK JK I know it's a baseball game and it's the first inning 010
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 2hDear diary: sometimes shit sucks and my quads aren't big enough yet. Anyway go phils 020
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11hActually the freaks on X are right about something. Bluesky is a bubble that doesn't reflect real life. For example, I'm having a hard time finding someone who wants to go to Built to Spill irl. 391
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's illegal to be horny for Andrew Painter's fastball And we're all going to jail baybeeeeeee 080
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Am I stupid to think Bryce gets the out on the bunt and literally any other outfielder makes that catch and that I was right and getting Arraez was stupid all along aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 140
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't yuck anyone's yum, stranding runners on base is the Phillies kink :( 110
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is the broadcast extremely red or is something up with my tv. 110
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mags will be able to sleep tonight Mags will be able to sleep tonight Mags will be able to sleep tonight 140
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know they are going to win tomorrow just to hurt us 120
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kinds of suits named in The Clash's seminal album "London Calling": -chicken skin -snakeskin 000
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Meetings at 2,3 and 4 today. Maybe that's for the best 011
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have fun watching da birds everyone I'll probably just watch Double Indemnity again 100
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shout-out to the lady in radiology who is here for a bone density scan and a mammogram and said "doubleheader!!" 030
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kinda fucked up I only get one day off of stressing about baseball 030
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I actually think it's okay you guys like football I don't judge you for it all 120
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I'm allowed to turn the Phillies game off. I've had a long week 010
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will take the old Aaron Nola ping pong table thank you 010
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think we need to do a better job recognizing that most of the time everyone on a plane is being nice and normal and polite 110
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay business trip is over. Business Mags now retired, Cool Mags is back 170
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Has anybody photoshopped Gavin Newsome's face over that Dead Kennedys single? Someone should thnx 020
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does anyone wanna go on my business trip for me tomorrow? I don't really feel like it 110
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hmmmm maybe this is part of a broad arsenal strategy...to lose 000
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Getting my hair cut today so of course it's doing this cute lil effortless updo thing 🙄 anyway COYG 250
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mets propaganda on the silly apple broadcast. I've had a long week I don't deserve this! 100
Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Man I just looked in my media tab and it's like a freakish encapsulation of...my whole deal 020
