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Eric B

@ericbee.neocities.org
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composer / songwriter / musician / Portfolio: ericbee.neocities.org

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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
Little known fact, the Divvy ebike is capable of producing the loudest sound currently known to man
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Same post but he's 7 now
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
thank you to everyone who came to my birthday party ily 🫶 For those of you who didn't come to my party tonight I still love you but you're on thin ice now
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
I'm trying out this new thing called "fashion"
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 13/09/2026
Manchester is so Blue 🩵
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 13/09/2026
DERBY WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD! 🤩🩵
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
MICHAEL OLIVER GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
Lewis Dunk where on earth has that goal come from tf
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 12/09/2026
Worked 15 minutes of overtime this week, what color Lamborghini should I get
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
kinda chic to take public transit ✨
Empty priority seating on a public transit train with blue seats and visible signage for accessibility and emergency instructions.
Text over the image reads, "kinda chic to leave the priority seating open for someone who may need it."Train operator in uniform focused on controls inside the cabin with a window view of trees and buildings. Text over the image reads, "kinda chic to thank your operator."Person with headphones overlooking city skyline and train tracks at sunset. Text over the image reads, "kinda chic to be mindful of your volume."People waiting in line at a bus stop as a bus approaches. Text over the image reads, "kinda chic to let others off before boarding."
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
simply ludicrous amount of offsides by Porto tonight
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 06/09/2026
Wisconsin drivers need to pull it together, I should not be seeing this many raccoons on the side of the highway
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just threw this together while driving please play responsibly
Bike the drive bingo; squares include:

roadie taking seriously

e-bike panic

A CAR MADE IT ON

helmet discourse

kiddo's first bike ride

cost is too discourse high

they close the course too early

pothole close call

someone passed wrong

ban cars discourse

lakefront trail is soo quiet today wow

t shirts used to be better

free banana at MSI

one of the organizers yelled at me

headphones

I'm not biking the drive i'm biking the trail

something happens on the way

they should this twice a year instead of once

they're from the suburbs

medical emergency that everyone gawks at

that was almost the chicago spire yaknow

so when can cars drive on the bike path

lakeview news uncensored

someone doing a noise study

kid falls over but is okay

made on myfreebingocards.com
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 30/08/2026
Every Sunday the pastor gives a sermon on how better to lead a Christian life and every Sunday they dance around the fact that it's exactly at odds to life under capitalism
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 30/08/2026
Alexa roll my Rs for me while I attempt to speak a lil Spanish
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Lady Topham Catt @ladytophamcatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Happy People Without Kids In CPS Wondering Why There's Suddenly A Shit Ton More Traffic Day to all who celebrate
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Chicago DSA @chicagodsa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You claim to be publicly owned yet Caleb Williams owns you. Curious 🤔 🐻⬇️
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Chicago Bears Caleb Williams Cheese
ALT: Chicago Bears Caleb Williams Cheese
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
white boy buys groceries from trader joes in perfect Millennial, staff are heckin' surprised
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 17/08/2026
bsky appealing to fans of early-access open world survival crafting games by throwing the error Not Enough Resources when logging in
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 11/08/2026
how many people are searching "tornado watch vs warning" right now
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 10/08/2026
they should make a song about how all those fairy tales are full of shit 😡😡 one more stupid love song and I'll be sick
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ember 🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
string cheese vending machine
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
honestly don't remember the last time I didn't have to wait at the light at foster and ravenswood. yes I AM live posting this and yes I AM grumpy about it
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
trash day for some neighborhoods and the whole town smells like barf
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 01/08/2026
I need the Stars to just pull it together ONE time I swear to god
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
is there anything better than divvying home slightly buzzed
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"
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Chicago Stars FC @chicagostars.com · 18/07/2026
100 regular-season NWSL starts. Countless moments we’ll never forget. 🩵✨ Congrats, Mal!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 10/07/2026
A visitor 💛
A photo of a pigeon standing on a metal railing, trees and a brick column in the background. A close-up photo of a pigeon standing on a metal railing, trees and a blue flag in the background. A close-up photo of a pigeon standing on a metal railing, trees and a blue flag in the background.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
no World Cup games today? what am I supposed to do, spend time with my family?
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
Did anyone else's phone revert back to 2020 mode recently because my autocomplete has twice now suggested the words "coronavirus" and "pandemic" when I've been typing out sentences containing "because of the"
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 30/06/2026
This was fun, they should do Pride Month every year
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 28/06/2026
Plumber told me not drop my gum in the toilet because it won't flush for 7 years
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
not to be dramatic but McDonald's sodas being priced higher than $1 will cause me to be on the news in a bad way
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 16/06/2026
No word as of yet on "account using their real name and face and behaving like an absolute tool" however
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 14/06/2026
scrolled past a video that opened with "more drama in the astrophysics community today" and now I kinda wish I didn't
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 10/06/2026
Simon says: what's your credit card number
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the vision for positive masculinity is feminism.
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 06/06/2026
Couple walking in front of me down Damen holding 3 large pizza boxes and you know what I do now see why people become muggers
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 05/06/2026
I know what you're thinking: is there anything worse than rain on a Friday? Yes. There is an ongoing genocide in Gaza
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 30/05/2026
Dudes be named Maxwell and then max okay at best
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 26/05/2026
dude sitting next to me on the red line this morning typing out a long-ass text talking about "theorizing the revolution before we're old hippies" - brother you have 1,282 unread messages why don't you theorize clearing those notifications one time
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 25/05/2026
*Tim Robinson voice* I actually remember stuff ALL the time
A picture of Tim Robinson, gesturing wildly, in a brown suit against a red background
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 25/05/2026
Memorial Day? I'm actually remembering stuff every day
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City Xtra @cityxtra.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City is now over. 🏁 📆 10 Years ✔️ 593 Games ✅ 416 Wins ⚽️ 1,422 Goals For 🏆 Premier League, x6 🏆 League Cup, x5 🏆 Community Shield, x3 🏆 FA Cup, x3 🏆 Super Cup, x1 🏆 Club World Cup, x1 🏆 UEFA Champions League, x1 Thank you for changing our lives, Pep. 👑
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 22/05/2026
The Greatest.
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 24/05/2026
the cure for one's problems may not be Another Light Jacket™️ but we haven't ruled out that it could work for me though
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Eric B @ericbee.neocities.org · 18/05/2026
Inspirational that Louis Armstrong could cycle to the moon with only one penis #livestrong
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