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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 16/09/2026
1: convince yourself that you are making decisions on purely mathematically utilitarian grounds 2: notice that the utility of any action with any chance of causing human extinction is negative infinity 3: assign a positive probability to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream 4: 🙀
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Many of you are surely confused by Missouri... so the Downballot has a thread for you!
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 07/09/2026
if Monad's so good why didn't they make a Monad 2?
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A little beside the point, but I wish people would actually look up what Pound actually said/did/wrote during WW2
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the global hallmarks of the anti-trans movement is that it's pushing people to reject levels of gender integration that were completely uncontroversial as recently as a few years ago.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Solved
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
of the many things to love about Tim Curry and Dolly Parton, here's one: It's as if every time they heard someone say, "you're going too big," they went BIGGER. Big presence, big hair, big charisma, big everything. Pouring one out for two artists who just WENT FOR IT and never apologized for that.
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Alice ✨ @welltypedwit.ch · 26/08/2026
so we're at the stage where "you should understand the code you're committing" is controversial now huh
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The neat thing is, even if you aren't in Minnesota, you can participate in Don't Vote For Angie Craig Day. (But if you are voting in Minnesota, you definitely must participate in this day. Vote for Peggy Flanagan!)
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes. Social movements that lack the institution of forgiveness are inevitably exhausting and toxic.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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M @playnotfight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The people running these companies are absolutely invested in blurring the lines between Machine Learning (largely good, useful), General AI (sci-fi, does not exist), Generative AI (mediaslop), and LLMs (wordslop) so they can promise the moon to investors and sell slop.
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Somebody should pay me to write a satire article about the whole fender lawsuit situation
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's compelling!
A screengrab from Reddit, headed by a poster of The Odyssey and the name of the OP, accountspayable aka Paul Samuelson. The text reads:
> Adapt The Odyssey
> Change the race of all the major characters
> Add a huge amount of political subtext and references to other non-Odyssey literature
> Deliberately include a bunch of technical flourishes that hurt the entertainment value but puff up your legacy as an 'artist'
> Include your signature incomprehensible dialogue
> Trigger outrage among American conservatives
> Be James Joyce, writing Ulysses. Pic unrelated.
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stellatariat @wolfgirl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
many who talk abt the woes of “community” don’t want community. they don’t want to be challenged, inconvenienced, check others or be checked. they want unmitigated access to others without “doing the work”. it unsettles me how queer folks use “community” the way the homes we fled from use “family”
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Personal theory: the only people who fight about classical literature are people who claim to love it who haven't read any and people who claim it sucks who haven't read any.
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One might say that these people need some... forced perspective
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Jessica Huseman @jessicahuseman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Folks, a mama cat has given birth to four kittens in my bf’s Not At All Safe garage in oak cliff in Dallas. We cannot foster (leaving the country in 5 days), and I doubt my ability to capture any of them. If you are in Dallas and have experience fostering cats, please reach out.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Deborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This, from food safety attorney Bill Marler, is so much better than anything I've seen from the FDA.
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Taylor Farms Posted Its Own Recall. It Went to 27 States, Not 5 — and the List Includes Bags Sold in Grocery Stores.
Taylor Farms has posted a recall notice on its own website. As of this morning it is still not on FDA's recalls page, which means the only
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here are all 98 Democrats who voted *against* the amendment to cut military aid to Israel. As well, the 10 Democrats who voted "present":
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Adams	Cohen	Foster	Krishnamoorthi	Menendez	Riley (NY)	Suozzi
Aguilar	Conaway	Frankel, Lois	Landsman	Meng	Rivas	Sykes
Beatty	Correa	Gillen	Larsen (WA)	Mfume	Ruiz	Thanedar
Bell	Costa	Golden (ME)	Larson (CT)	Morelle	Schneider	Titus
Bishop	Courtney	Goldman (NY)	Latimer	Moskowitz	Scholten	Torres (CA)
Boyle (PA)	Craig	Gomez	Lee (NV)	Mrvan	Schrier	Torres (NY)
Budzinski	Cuellar	Gonzalez, V.	Levin	Norcross	Sewell	Vargas
Case	Davids (KS)	Gottheimer	Liccardo	Norton	Sherman	Veasey
Casten	DeLauro	Gray	Lieu	Olszewski	Sorensen	Vindman
Castor (FL)	DelBene	Himes	McBath	Pallone	Soto	Walkinshaw
Cisneros	Espaillat	Hoyer	McClain Delaney	Panetta	Stanton	Wasserman Schultz
Clarke (NY)	Fields	Jeffries	McClellan	Perez	Stevens	Whitesides
Cleaver	Figures	Kaptur	McDonald Rivet	Peters	Strickland	Williams (GA)
Clyburn	Fletcher	Kennedy (NY)	Meeks	Pou	Subramanyam	Wilson (FL)

PRESENT
- Bera
- Brown (OH)
- Bynum
- Elfreth 
- Huffman 
- McCollum
- Morrison
- Pappas
- Sánchez
- Thompson (CA)
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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Stormy @stormypanda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Slightly libbed out comment but this really does feel like it hits the point directly. They think that being asked to be less shitty to minorities is an attack on their manhood.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 13/07/2026
so this functional programming thing... you're telling me there's no state... AND no class system!? mmm... stateless.... classless... this all sounds a bit... communistic to me
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 13/07/2026
no discord i don't want to connect spotify so that people can know that i'm playing the same fucking song over 100 times in a row
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votolatino.bsky.social @votolatino.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ICE fatally shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo during a Houston enforcement operation. His family says he was a hardworking father on his way to work. This is a deadly pattern at DHS: no transparency, no oversight, no accountability. We demand an independent investigation.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Official test of Bluesky brainrot: listen to “The Cure” from the latest Olivia Rodrigo album and see if you mishear any words.
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me and who?
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The Argyle Literary Magazine @theargylelitmag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Issue #8 Is Live!!! Thanks to Paul Warren for the June '26 cover art!!! www.theargylelitmag.com
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Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Getting all these mixed messages, like "grade inflation is bad" and also "your students must love you and give you good reviews". Like, make up your mind, administrators!
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes, I believe in fighting grade inflation. So let’s give faculty the autonomy and security to fight it
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
For all the whining about voting fraud, as soon as they encounter an actual anti-fraud system they lose their minds
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think people should vote for the candidate with the best policies/positions (agreeing with Parker, obviously)
That one Rockwell painting of the guy standing up
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/05/2026
The MOE for all 18-to-22 year-olds (n = 380) is 5%. The men are presumably half of that group, so closer to 7%. I would be wary of drawing too many conclusions about them from this poll! www.theatlantic.com/family/2026/...
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 16/05/2026
guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Care to explain @reprileyny.bsky.social ?
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
32 House Democrats joined the GOP to vote to criminalize bail funds. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2026169
Jim Costa (CA-21) 	Joe Morelle (NY-25) 
Henry Cuellar (TX-28) 	Jared Moskowitz (FL-23) 
Sharice Davids (KS-03) 	Frank Mrvan (IN-01) 
Don Davis (NC-01) 	Chris Pappas (NH-01) 
Laura Gillen (NY-04) 	Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03) 
Jared Golden (ME-02) 	Josh Riley (NY-19) 
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34) 	Pat Ryan (NY-18) 
Maggie Goodlander (NH-02)	Hillary Scholten (MI-03) 
Josh Gottheimer (NJ-05) 	Kim Schrier (WA-08) 
Adam Gray (CA-13) 	Eric Sorensen (IL-17) 
Josh Harder (CA-09) 	Darren Soto (FL-09) 
Chrissy Houlahan (PA-06) 	Suhas Subramanyam (VA-10)
Marcy Kaptur (OH-09) 	Tom Suozzi (NY-03) 
Greg Landsman (OH-01) 	Gabe Vasquez (NM-02) 
Susie Lee (NV-03) 	Eugene Vindman (VA-07) 
Kristen McDonald Rivet (MI-08) 	George Whitsides (CA-27)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 14/05/2026
lots of people are functionally inarticulate, meaning that they are incapable of logically understanding sentences and their implications instead they pattern match on sentences and respond based on vibes rather than clear-headed reasoning about the meaning of those sentences
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RNS @rns.org · 12/05/2026
(RNS) — The land targeted by the federal government is at the base of Mount Cristo Rey, a mountain and pilgrimage site topped by a 29-foot-tall limestone statue of Jesus Christ.
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Catholic diocese fights Trump administration plan to seize pilgrimage site for border wall
(RNS) — The land targeted by the federal government is at the base of Mount Cristo Rey, a mountain and pilgrimage site topped by a 29-foot-tall limestone statue of Jesus Christ.
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wow the AI summary of this video is so helpful. I sure hope it doesn't miss anything important about this video.
AI summary of the quoted onion video that reads "David Pascal searches for the perfect homicide to investigate for an Onion Public Radio podcast. This pursuit leads to the small town of Bluff Springs, Nebraska, where the death of a local teenager provides a case that appears to align with the specific, demanding criteria set for a critically acclaimed, culturally relevant production."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2026
Middle Schoolers Prevent Bus Crash After Driver Blacks Out theonion.com/middle-schoolers-preve…
“I hope they were all disciplined for getting out of their seats while the bus was still in motion.”

Addison Chan, Molasses Bottler
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
thoughts and prayers for Tim's vocal chords
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
btw if you live in houston, i am trying to get much better at photography and if you'd like portraits done sometime please let me know
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12/04/2026
had no idea you could kite enemies like this in real life
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EqualToHeaven @equaltoheaven.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
To dip my toes slightly into The Discourse (tm): I think people would be less likely to leave Bluesky if the percentage of content on Bluesky that was about Bluesky itself went down.
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Ember @ember.pet · 29/03/2026
it's a totally different interface, no one has ever made an LLM-based chatbot before now
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