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Eli Purcell

@epurcell.bsky.social
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Wannabe writer, proud dog dad.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/10/2026
Bryan Cranston pays tribute to RJ Mitte
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
elipurcell.substack.com/p/spooktober... I review of the so bad it’s good The Last Vampire on Earth
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Spooktober: The Last Vampire on Earth
A standout in the genre of so bad it’s amongst a sea of rip offs.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, I go to reddit for shitposting and news and they have fucked up the app like crazy with this stupid for you tab and following tab being broken full of posts from days ago and almost no new ones. That site and company keeps getting worse and you know they won’t change it back.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would like to give Gavin Newsom one big fuck you for forcing this settlement. Musk is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and now Paramount wants him to be part of their new mega corporation.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/09/2026
I just sent @newyorkstateag.bsky.social feedback as well. You can, too! ag.ny.gov/contact-ag
News reports this morning say you've joined California AG Rob Bonata in cutting a deal allowing the Parmount/Warner Brothers merger. I'm emailing to request that you cancel this deal, which will result in a far right media conglomeration along with almost certainly thousands of layoffs. This is anti-democratic and anti-worker - it only benefits billionaires. Shame on you. Please cancel the deal.
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There you go. The Republican philosophy of condemning the awful behavior of fellow Republicans is: "I support anybody with an R by their name." This is horrifying, and I demand politicians come out and condemn Hasan Piker for this.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wonder Woman fans are torn. They’re already divided into two camps. Those who think Adria Arjona is Wonder Woman and those who are really really stupid
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Supreme Court is completely illegitimate. They don't care about the law or the truth, the conservatives on the court are political hacks and judicial supremacists and extremists. They're corrupt Trump cucks. Expand the court and implement ethics rules immediately.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My first substack essay. It's about the last day for The Lloyd Center in Portland. elipurcell.substack.com/p/the-last-d...
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can’t wait for all the racist grifters to come out against the newest episode of Lanterns because it talked about the idea of black excellence in the world of superheroes. If you want to prove them wrong post this over and over again
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mark Ruffalo worked with Bernie Sanders & me to stop the war in Yemen and pass the first War Powers Resolution in U.S. history. Mark has stood up for a livable climate & called out the genocide in Gaza. Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance. He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has sadly passed away at the age of 80.
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Sara Alfageeh @saraalfageeh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the poem “Under The Rubble” by Mosab Abu Toha.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Streisand Effect in real time. The more Paramount, the Ellisons, and Israel genocide supporters attack Mark Ruffalo, the more people find out about his position and share his posts.
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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mr. Ruffalo is a Hollywood Hero and so are all who are on THE CORRECT SIDE with him! Hollywood FUCK PARAMOUNT! FREE PALESTINE!
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‘Appalling’: Mark Ruffalo denies antisemitism charge from Paramount Skydance over merger criticism
Mark Ruffalo is pushing back against Paramount Skydance after the media giant characterized his anti-merger comments as antisemitic.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Sex Purge wishes it had as many people watching it as there are people watching Fear & Live in Portland tonight.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spiderman vs MAGA in Minneapolis.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For anyone who follows me here, I just started my substack. If you're interesting in essays of all sorts and short stories, this is the place. elipurcell.substack.com?r=6jajj9&utm...
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Eli Purcell | Substack
Writer from the Pacific Northwest, proud dog dad. Click to read Eli Purcell on Substack. Launched 5 days ago.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Woke up early to find my border collie pup decided to cover my entire kitchen floor with toilet paper he dragged from the bathroom. Sometimes it is hard not to think I feel in a 90’s comedy movie but then reality points it’s finger to me, waves it back & forth and says NUH NAH
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prime DC Zeus vs Absolute Zeus @cleanlined.bsky.social is a genius
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vote Blue No Matter...
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Floating World Comics @floatingworld.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Goodnight Lloyd Center…
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's the opposite of viral marketing?
Director cuts nudity from One Night
Only
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One Night Only (2026)
Dr Ian Malcolm at a focus group for One Night Only is critical, saying "Eventhally you plan to have sex in your sex purge movie, right?"
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AIPAC is the biggest source of Republican money in Democratic elections, and now they are making clear they will spend even more to defeat Democrats in November. They advocate for policies the vast majority of Democrats viscerally disagree with. No Democrat should be taking money from AIPAC.

Andrew Solender
@AndrewSolender
NEW: AIPAC signaling plans to spend for Republican Mike Rogers in #MISen

"Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This review blurb for One Night Only is extremely savage
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ECP @ecppdx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
omg I found the picture ❤️
An image of The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution (aka the Milleneuve)

Arrival
< 100 milleneuves
(normal particulate levels)

Prisoners
200 milleneuves
(chimney smoke and rage)

Sicario
300 milleneuves
(gunsmoke and drugs maybe?)

Enemy
600 milleneuves
(C'mon, Toronto, you used to be cool)

Dune
750 milleneuves
(stillsuits are a must!)

Blade Runner 2049
900 milleneuves
(omg why are you even outside, Ryan Gosling??)

[each entry has a still from the film showing the sky color, from clear to deep orange]
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CNN @cnn.com · 05/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed will win the Democratic nomination for US Senate in Michigan, CNN's Decision Desk projects, handing progressives a major win in a critical battleground primary. He defeats Rep. Haley Stevens. cnn.it/4w6wmLu
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End Citizens United @endcitizensunited.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Congratulations to ECU-endorsed Rep. Rashida Tlaib on her primary win for #MI12. She’s a fierce advocate for working people across the country and has been on the frontlines of the fight to get Big Money out of politics. We look forward to helping reelect her.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Jack Black in talks to play Charles Xavier in Marvel Studio’s X-Men
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Javier Rodríguez @javierrodriguez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Deniz came up with an incredible pitch; I picked up some Play-Doh, and that's how it all started. Three Eisners! A huge thank you to the Eisner Awards for this incredible honor. To everyone who voted for our book. To everyone who read it. To my brother Deniz for choosing me>>
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Deniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thank you everyone. #eisnerawards
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Scott Snyder @ssnyder1835.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Absolute best fans in Absolute best cosplay 🤘
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Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 23/07/2026
Hey, Soldier... A new comic series is coming your way. Stay tuned for more details. Dark Horse Comics x Baldur's Gate III With @larianstudios.com and Wizards of the Coast, featured art by @beckycloonan.bsky.social
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, this will be fun in a few minutes
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
JIMOTHY
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 17/07/2026
The only election interference happening in this country is coming straight from the White House, and no amount of pathetic late night rambling from a failing, fading president will change anyone’s mind
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J.M. DeMatteis @jmdematteis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Back in the 1980s and 90s, a trip to the Marvel offices usually meant I’d be spending the entire day there—not just discussing work with my editors, but catching up on our lives, discussing (to purloin a phrase) life, the universe, and everything with an extraordinary editorial staff ...
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Theo Dyssey (2001)
Theo Dyssey (Martin Lawrence) holds a sword and a helmet and thats about as historically accurate as this one is gonna get

"so many boobies!" raves Maxim Magazine

tagline: Sing to me of the man of zings and burns
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16/07/2026
A Paramount shareholder is suing the Ellisons to stop the merger • The fourth lawsuit filed over the deal • Claims they struck an illegal deal with Donald Trump to secure the merger • Trump is allegedly getting $20M in free advertising, in addition to a previous $16M settlement
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/larry-el... The floodgates of Justice have opened… “The court should use its equitable power to stop defendants from reaping personal benefits based on illegal activity.”
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Larry Ellison Sued on ‘Corrupt’ Warner Bros. Deal With Trump (1)
Oracle Corp. founder Larry Ellison and his son, producer David Ellison,are accused in a lawsuit of cutting an illegal deal with President Donald Trump to pave the way for their blockbuster acquisition...
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Amer Rabee was a 14 year-old American boy from New Jersey. But to the IDF, he was a terrorist. He was accused of throwing rocks, which should not come with a death sentence. Listen to his father, Mohammed, wiping away tears, sharing how they still have Amer's bedroom unchanged.
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Arastir 🩸 c°mms closed @arastir.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
GTA Minthara 🕸 I had A LOT of requests to draw Minthara and I gladly obeyed. I love this woman so much. It was a very fun trend to draw and I hope I'm not too late with the second piece (I'm so slow artist, sorry) #bg3 #gta
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13/07/2026
First look at Tom Cruise as Digger Rockwell in ‘DIGGER’.
folks its dead senator lindsey graham
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/07/2026
A coalition of 12 states have filed a lawsuit to block the Warner Bros & Paramount merger The states are Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, and Washington
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger looks like the movie Don’t Look Up wanted to be. youtu.be/qORTe1wW3Wg?...
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DIGGER | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gay escorts seeing the news of Graham’s death
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