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Eli Purcell

@epurcell.bsky.social
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Wannabe writer, proud dog dad.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/10/2026
Bryan Cranston pays tribute to RJ Mitte
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
elipurcell.substack.com/p/spooktober... I review of the so bad it’s good The Last Vampire on Earth
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Spooktober: The Last Vampire on Earth
A standout in the genre of so bad it’s amongst a sea of rip offs.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am going to use this comic to create more writer Darkseid posts as well as enjoy the hell out of it
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, I go to reddit for shitposting and news and they have fucked up the app like crazy with this stupid for you tab and following tab being broken full of posts from days ago and almost no new ones. That site and company keeps getting worse and you know they won’t change it back.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The audience goes mild
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would like to give Gavin Newsom one big fuck you for forcing this settlement. Musk is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and now Paramount wants him to be part of their new mega corporation.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/09/2026
I just sent @newyorkstateag.bsky.social feedback as well. You can, too! ag.ny.gov/contact-ag
News reports this morning say you've joined California AG Rob Bonata in cutting a deal allowing the Parmount/Warner Brothers merger. I'm emailing to request that you cancel this deal, which will result in a far right media conglomeration along with almost certainly thousands of layoffs. This is anti-democratic and anti-worker - it only benefits billionaires. Shame on you. Please cancel the deal.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember this when Newsom runs for president because this is proof he is not a fighter.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran will be doing music for The Daily Wire’s next “movie” at this rate
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My hate for Ed Sheeran goes beyond his music and is even more justified.
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There you go. The Republican philosophy of condemning the awful behavior of fellow Republicans is: "I support anybody with an R by their name." This is horrifying, and I demand politicians come out and condemn Hasan Piker for this.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He looks like he’s a cover on a Goosebump book
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had a stroke while reading this. Good work.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
End of Star Trek
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wonder Woman fans are torn. They’re already divided into two camps. Those who think Adria Arjona is Wonder Woman and those who are really really stupid
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Supreme Court is completely illegitimate. They don't care about the law or the truth, the conservatives on the court are political hacks and judicial supremacists and extremists. They're corrupt Trump cucks. Expand the court and implement ethics rules immediately.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My first substack essay. It's about the last day for The Lloyd Center in Portland. elipurcell.substack.com/p/the-last-d...
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can’t wait for all the racist grifters to come out against the newest episode of Lanterns because it talked about the idea of black excellence in the world of superheroes. If you want to prove them wrong post this over and over again
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New age. I had a neighbor across the street as a kid who would blast Enya every weekend.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reminder to everyone: Howard Nutlick was on Epstein’s island
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mark Ruffalo worked with Bernie Sanders & me to stop the war in Yemen and pass the first War Powers Resolution in U.S. history. Mark has stood up for a livable climate & called out the genocide in Gaza. Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance. He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and Tim Curry within a day? This is just too much
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has sadly passed away at the age of 80.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are not enough words in any language to describe my anguish 
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Sara Alfageeh @saraalfageeh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the poem “Under The Rubble” by Mosab Abu Toha.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe don’t spend your weekend leaking the confidential details of the talks, David Ellison. This merger is over even before trial. Paramount can’t financially survive this once the ticking fee is in effect. They dug their own grave and the blood money Larry Ellison has can’t save them.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And Ruffalo’s argument is pretty simple. A foreign government who is complicit in genocide shouldn’t own a massive company like this, neither should any company like Oracle who is complicit in genocide. Ruffalo is more of an American hero than Ellison and Trump will ever be. That is a fact!
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Streisand Effect in real time. The more Paramount, the Ellisons, and Israel genocide supporters attack Mark Ruffalo, the more people find out about his position and share his posts.
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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mr. Ruffalo is a Hollywood Hero and so are all who are on THE CORRECT SIDE with him! Hollywood FUCK PARAMOUNT! FREE PALESTINE!
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‘Appalling’: Mark Ruffalo denies antisemitism charge from Paramount Skydance over merger criticism
Mark Ruffalo is pushing back against Paramount Skydance after the media giant characterized his anti-merger comments as antisemitic.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Sex Purge wishes it had as many people watching it as there are people watching Fear & Live in Portland tonight.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spiderman vs MAGA in Minneapolis.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For anyone who follows me here, I just started my substack. If you're interesting in essays of all sorts and short stories, this is the place. elipurcell.substack.com?r=6jajj9&utm...
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Eli Purcell | Substack
Writer from the Pacific Northwest, proud dog dad. Click to read Eli Purcell on Substack. Launched 5 days ago.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Woke up early to find my border collie pup decided to cover my entire kitchen floor with toilet paper he dragged from the bathroom. Sometimes it is hard not to think I feel in a 90’s comedy movie but then reality points it’s finger to me, waves it back & forth and says NUH NAH
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prime DC Zeus vs Absolute Zeus @cleanlined.bsky.social is a genius
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Save the cheerleader, save the world. I hope she’s in a better place, her life sounded so tragic.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Speak a lil Chinese for them, Zohran!
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m older than the actors for Rogue, Cyclops, and Jean. That feels weird to me. Gotta say I love the fact they’re clearly going for this line up aka the best one
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X-men X-men 97
ALT: X-men X-men 97
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love Christopher Abbott but I’m having a hard time seeing him as Xavier for me. He can definitely play the asshole part of him for sure but the fatherly mentor aside I’m not sure about.
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
YES SUGAH
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X-Men '97: Rogue's Playful Pose
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vote Blue No Matter...
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Punisher's Frank Castle: I Liked It, I Loved It!
ALT: Punisher's Frank Castle: I Liked It, I Loved It!
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He’s both yassified Conner O’Malley and Temu Josh O’Connor
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Floating World Comics @floatingworld.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Goodnight Lloyd Center…
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's the opposite of viral marketing?
Director cuts nudity from One Night
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One Night Only (2026)
Dr Ian Malcolm at a focus group for One Night Only is critical, saying "Eventhally you plan to have sex in your sex purge movie, right?"
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Eli Purcell @epurcell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You put more thought into the movie than anyone who worked on it
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AIPAC is the biggest source of Republican money in Democratic elections, and now they are making clear they will spend even more to defeat Democrats in November. They advocate for policies the vast majority of Democrats viscerally disagree with. No Democrat should be taking money from AIPAC.

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@AndrewSolender
NEW: AIPAC signaling plans to spend for Republican Mike Rogers in #MISen

"Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
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