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neilp

@neilp78.bsky.social
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politically homeless. (fingers crossed for Burnham, but not hopeful) Live in the West of England near Welsh border. Anti London Centric. Loves Satire (although Politicians do the to themselves these days) Science Fiction fan of the 1960s and 70s.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 16h
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder how many people cut their fingers on these things.
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 19h
Best Bond Baddie *Wrong answers only
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/8afWABDWhW8?...
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He's Always a Moron (Donald Trump / Billy Joel "She's Always a Woman" song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 17h
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Boner in the Classroom (Banned 1950s Song) Dik Gozinya - 50s Comedy Song Parody
YouTube video by Sus Records
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 17h
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NEW SHOW TUNE - UNPOPULAR: A WICKED LESSON (Parody)
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Captain Blue disappears and arrives back three months later... CAPTAIN SCARLET & THE MYSTERONS (1968) 10:30pm 'The Inquisition' #TPTVsubtitles
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#bbcbreakfast #bbcnewswatch More cuts on regional news to pay for Executive pay? Less management more programs. Oh what a surprise No Executive/Manager was avalible for comment. Must be because they do not get a ****
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ImOnlyFrugalWhen It come to spending money
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ImOnlyFrugalWhen I am Sharkey
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Petrol/Diesel rationing on way.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Badenoch claiming the problems with West County water companies has nothing to do with the Tories.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social #JeremyVine Another thicko that believes the green tax myth and think we get more money from the oil which is already sold off. .
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RMT Union @rmtunion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RMT suspends strike action on TPE RAIL UNION RMT has suspended strike action by conductors planned for Sunday October 4 on Transpennine Express. The action was suspended for further talks after the company agreed to return to productivity negotiations.
Close-up of two modern blue and purple trains parked side by side inside a train station.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace A nice pint
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace I scream for Ice cream.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace His Hat he chewed.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace Police putting men on bale.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WhatPutsASmileOnMyFace
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt has Suella Braverman dug down and reached Australia yet? 😊
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt Our debt is shameful. But at least it is better than France.😊
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt Suella Braverman sounding as daft as Helen Whately
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt The Tories cut the Justice system because they want to make it to expensive for ordinary folks to afford court representation.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The England football team is in trouble if we apply Braverman’s logic. #bbcqt
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt Suella Braverman saying about people coming off the boats and turning into terrorists. But how about those Russians that scared Salisbury with poison who got into the country and back out again.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BBCqt The tax threshold is the problem as it affects ALL ages and is way to low. From Pensioners to the workers just starting out. More race to the bottom.
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In The Lidl Middle Aisle 🤣😂
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#IBaseMyOpinionsOn The opposite of what he tells me.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#IBaseMyOpinionsOn What the number of the Thunderbird 2 Pod
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#IBaseMyOpinionsOn A Good Toss.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reform UK in Durham are down to 1 above No Overall Control. It’s time Leader Andrew Husband and Deputy Darren Grimes hung up their boots. Durham is the chaos council.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this old chestnut..
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You Hear The Same Things Over And Over Again Robert Mitchum
ALT: You Hear The Same Things Over And Over Again Robert Mitchum
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the forecast today is Apache rain.
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UK public sector bodies spent £17bn with offshore-owned private equity firms last year. The same vultures received £31bn public sector contracts. Profiteering, low wages, tax dodging, asset-stripping is their business model. Enriched by public money. How many have politicians on payroll?
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£17 billion taxpayer cash went to offshore private equity last year
We need to buy British, GMB tells Labour conference
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Government wants everyone to fart in public. This is due to the Early Release Scheme.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SoundsLikeMusicToMyEars Remember you a Womble.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SoundsLikeMusicToMyEars Because I am all ears.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SoundsLikeMusicToMyEars Said Noddy.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I went to the Doctors with a Purple nose. He took a look at it and said :- "Ah! you have had the wrong Dye A Noses". 😊
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#c4news AI firm to police themselves. Well what could go wrong? Maybe a job prospect for those working for OFWAT😊
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ItsNotEasyToUnderstand ford.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ItsNotEasyToUnderstand Plane English Electric Lightning.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ItsNotEasyToUnderstand When filters make you look like A.I.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe Trebor mints last a little bit longer.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe Read all about it
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#C4News Lets interview a couple of University Twits who can waffle on about complete BowLocks for 10 mins. or so
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#c4news It is still not only the triple lock but the tax threshold sucking more and more pensioners on very small pensions paying tax severely reducing their money.
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