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@fairytalejedi.bsky.social
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Don't center on your anxieties, padawan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.

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strum @strumstrum.bsky.social · 13h
#AttitudesInASongOrMovie Surly
poster for 'Sully'.
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barking @mdicey.bsky.social · 12h
#attitudesinasongormovie Cocky Tail
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 12h
#AttitudesInASongOrMovie Grateful Gatsby
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barking @mdicey.bsky.social · 12h
#attitudesinasongormovie Fiddler on Aloof
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 12h
#AttitudesInASongOrMovie Glum and Glummer
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Eeyore's Doubtful Good Morning
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 12h
#AttitudesInASongOrMovie Zero Dark Flirty
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Sabrina Carpenter Sabrina Carpenter Juno
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 13h
#AttitudesInASongOrMovie Do the Polite Thing
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Benedict Cumberbatch's Thank You Bow
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's only man I trust to handle this situation. President Trump, Sir, we need you in Siberia right away!
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was better than that shitty Sun holiday in Solihull.
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon 🌙🧀🐭 Was like a cheese dream
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you want to join me on #MyHolidayOnTheMoon then get a job. You people want everything handed to you on a silver platter!
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon included a genuine fake astronaut certificate!
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Katy Perry slay
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some rich guy invited me to his own private crater, so #MyHolidayOnTheMoon should be sweet!
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-Max Edge- @maxedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon will be faked...👀
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Luna Happy Moon
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon 🌕 Cost a fortune, that travel agent took me to the Clangers
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope don't get lost on the way to #MyHolidayOnTheMoon
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's No Moon
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will fly Pan Am to #MyHolidayOnTheMoon and listen to a little Strauss
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TTOFDWTN @tjttotal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was easy to enter Just one small step
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon is serious. No one understands the gravity of the situation
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By the time I take #MyHolidayOnTheMoon Trump will have renamed it the Satellite of America.
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Donald Trump with American Flag
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giant steps are what I take during #MyHolidayOnTheMoon
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strum @strumstrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie Spyder. Man!
Image of 1955 Porsche
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Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Driver's License To Kill #DrivingInASongOrMovie
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie Reverse of Fortune
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barking @mdicey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie The Fore! Feathers
how to drive a golf ball
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie Hummer Loving
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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie A toll of two cities
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Onion's Joe Rogan parody is so perfect 😂 youtu.be/OdEpyZVP5dU?...
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The Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean Coleman
YouTube video by InfoWars
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow gas prices.
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow is filters
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Porsha Williams: You Are Fake As Fuck
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow trusting AI.
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Laurie Biagini 🇨🇦 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I brought a list of #WhatNeedsToChangeNow
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Historical Court Scene with Long Scroll
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow you people!
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Samuel L. Jackson: Excuse Me, Well Excuse Me
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow is men
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Healthcare at the White House is handled by two separate yet equally important groups: the doctors who hide the president's true medical condition, and the nurses who change his diapers. These are their stories.
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Mariska Hargitay as Olivia Benson - Law & Order SVU
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#IncludeWrestleNewsBlue "In the blue corner, representing All Freedom Wrestling, The Patriot! And in the red corner, representing Communist World Wrestling, The Red Hammer!" "It ain't news who this crowd is rooting for." "I don't know, JR. I'm rooting for the Hammer." "King, you are a coward!"
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Shawn Michaels Elbow Drop on The Undertaker
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He kept 12 goats on the property so his golf course could qualify for an agricultural tax exemption, cheating the state out of $275,000 per year. The man is a scumbag. What more do you need to know?
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie Modus Flower
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🍂 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦 🎃 𝑀𝑀 🦇 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑦 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie The Rhythm (method) is Gonna Get You ;) open.spotify.com/track/6gBcyx...
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Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
Gloria Estefan · Anything For You · Song · 1987
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie Critical Thinking About You
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barking @mdicey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie Joseph and the Amazing Technique Color Dreamcoat
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie The Empirical Strikes Back
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Darth Vader: Best Dad Ever
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lionesses keep the male lions in check out in the wild. I’d love to see women doing similar things here in society.
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything in Blue Heron Farm's statement is true. It's the best, most succinctly accurate post about the death penalty that I've read.
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would not call Sen. Schmitt a dirtbag. I'm not that kind of person. I would call him a dumb cunt.
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Kenan Thompson Nods on SNL
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Purple Teacher @peaceandteachin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When a GOP Senator doesn’t know the difference between a NBA game and a NCAA women’s game; maybe they are too stupid to be a Senator. I don’t think Schmitt is smart enough to know what’s best for his constituents. #ProudBlue#Voices4Victory #OneV1
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool. Now can you bless Canada in the trade war and bring Trump to his knees? Thanks in advance, Your Holiness. Dominus tecum.
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's kind of good that Trump and Hegseth are destroying the American military. I don't like HOW they're doing it, but at least future American leaders won't be able to throw around military might and simply ignore international law like they used to be able to.
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-Max Edge- @maxedge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump claimed to be the 'law & order' President but instead has proven to be the 'flaw & odor' President.
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