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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 9m

Urgh 2nd hand in ear wireless headphones on Vinted I've got enough ear issues without buying somebody's second hand ear wax covered headphones 🎧

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 13m

Is it just me or is clearsky.app broken? I can't get my profile to load to find out stuff

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 18m

I'm fighting a losing battle and it's soul destroying Ive washed all my clothes from the wardrobe because some dried smelling musty The 3rd load has a slight musty smell to it I noticed it on my hands I'm flummoxed I've just put washing machine cleaner in the washing machine on a hot wash

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 52m

Got to try and sort the spare room out this week so I can get it ready for the cold weather

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 1h

Anyone else who doesn't know me want to slag me off behind my back? My fingers hovering over the block button

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 1h

I've got to make a GP appointment in the morning so its the 8am scrum for an appointment The pain in my big toes is getting worse they're starting to look dark/bruised I think this is probably going to end up with me ending up in Hospital which is the last thing I need/want Bloody Diabetes

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 1h

Here we go again So you're all slagging me off but the second I try to fight back I'm the one in the wrong? Social Media fucks me off at times

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 2h

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon I met a man and his dog who were being chased by an old Gas cooker Wallace and Gromit they were called Wallace had a thing for cheese 🧀 and said he invented things

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 2h

I'm laid here on my bed with some bad thoughts going around my head Thinking Whats the fucking point All I've ever tried to do is because genuine person and all along I've had to put up with people beating me up or be nasty behind my back I am who I am and if you can't handle it then Fuck You!

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

Thats the Bluesky knitting circle taken of I hate Gay people at times 39 years since I was outed and I really cannot stand wannabe Butch Gay Guys with no brains gossiping about how I'm a Fruit-Loop yes that's the Term used I'm in a bad mood now and I was having a good day Until 5 minutes ago

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

Okay my piss has Just Boiled over Apparently I'm ill and won't take advice from anyone Gay people are just the worst for gossiping about things 😤😤😤 Okay so I have a few medical issues who doesn't Yes I'm lonely but that's only because my soulmate died 6 years ago Please Piss Off

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

#DrivingInASongOrMovie The Jackson Five C B A (Accelerate Brake Clutch)

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

Okay you can peel me off the ceiling now Just stubbed my left big toe and got a very nasty pain that made me swear loudly This pain has been going on for a couple of weeks I think I need to speak to a GP At first I thought it was an ingrowing nail pain as I suffer with them (Hence Podiatry)

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 3h

I still say some of the people posting on Social media have the Mental Age of a Toddler They get offended by the slightest things I'm fed up of having to tiptoe through the tulips 🌷 around them Just because they get offended by stuff I post

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 4h

I've set up a sex website where guys have sex together laid on a table full of Desserts 🍨 It's called Just For Flans

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 4h

I'd imagine the ins and outs of Gay Sex are pretty much like doing the Hokey Cokey (Other drugs are available) In out in out in out shake it about You do the hokey cokey and instead of turning around you find yourself going to the STI clinic in a month

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 4h

Loud Motorbike engines/exhausts should be outlawed One just went past the block and the bullding Shook

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 7h

I'm giving to mute certain hashtags #️⃣ today I don't mind music posts but the 9 albums schizzle is annoying me Feel free to unfollow me if that's a problem

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 7h

Meh I've managed to let a brew go cold Not like me at all Too busy doing housework

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 7h

Time I was sticking another load in the washing machine It's PITA that stuff went musty in the old wardrobe I've got a plan to make shure that it won't happen again I'm going to head out to b&m soon for a couple of damp traps

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 8h

Dear @bsky.app If you don't sort you webservers out soon you won't have people left to use your site Stop trying to run it on little servers it's failing again

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 9h

Guys of a sensitive disposition look away now It came up in suggestions on YT I very nearly got my bits caught in my zip Instead the zip just mangled a pair of shorts I was wearing The pair of jeans never got worn again I'm careful when wearing jeans 👖 with zips now

youtu.be

My Balls Are Stuck In My Zipper by Dik Gozinya (Rare 1950s Banned Song Parody)

YouTube video by Sus Records

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 9h

That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 9h

Oxytetracycline Thats what eventually cleared up my spots My face was once like the dark side of the moon Creams burnt my skin Washing my face didn't stop the spots Then my GP prescribed these little yellow smarties and a couple of months later my skin cleared up

bbc.co.uk

Sliced Bread - Acne Treatments - BBC Sounds

What really helps to treat acne?

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 10h

Two-legged delivery robot crashes during first UK trial What a surprise I didn't Evri see that coming

bbc.co.uk

Two-legged Evri delivery robot crashes during UK-first trial

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 10h

Cause I'm lookin' like class and she's lookin' like trash "TLC - No Scrubs"

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 10h

Think I've been told to Fuck off and Eat Crayons 🖍 I'll have some pink ones please they're my favourite flavour I really need the protein

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 21h

Right I'm going to bed to fester for the night Night All

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 22h

3 words that annoy me I'm Not Lying Yes you are you lie everytime you open your legs/mouth/eyes

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 22h

Healthcare at the White House is handled by two separate yet equally important groups: the doctors who hide the president's true medical condition, and the nurses who change his diapers. These are their stories... 😆😆😆

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 22h

When I grow up I want to be a sad old bitter individual who thinks the world revolves around them... and who thinks everything is about them. Must be real fun being up on Cloud ☁️ 69 judging everyone by your lack of skewed standards because you think the world is against you Now Fuck off...

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 22h

Again I'm Not The One At Fault

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 23h

Well I've road tested my new pillows They'll take some getting used to as they're chunkier than my old ones but as long as they support my neck better then thats all I need

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 23h

2 loads of laundry washed At least 2 more tomorrow I will get rid of this musty smell on the clothes in my bedroom I still don't get why they're drying damp there's always windows open and fans circulating air while they're drying P&G Lenor Outdoorable are lying to us

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There was an system update for Android the other day and now yhe OS keeps crashing And it really is beginning to piss me off No I'm not buying an iPhone

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm sure this is what Hell sounds like The Dutch cover version of Startrekkin I'm asking myself why haven't I heard this version before and yhen realised theres probably a good reason

youtu.be

Star Trekkin'

YouTube video by Minidisco - Topic

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ahhh yes well know kiddy fiddler Michael Jackson There was a reason his 1980s album was called Bad Because they couldn't put #PureShite on the cover

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dear Rana Pasta Company You need to rejig your cooking instructions Says 2 minutes I gave it 2:30 and some of the Pasta still wasn't cooked 😕

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My favourite task behind a bar was Pipe cleaning Gave me pride when a customer said Good Pint after doing the line cleaning So many bars sadly couldn't keep their beer Once went into a pub and ordered a pint I left shortly after taking my first mouthful The Beer tasted of Caustic Soda...

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DJ Gary (Former) @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I must be giving off "Don't sell to this person" Vibes on Vinted 3 orders cancelled in as many days its okay I didn't want those items

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