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Enid Satori is not as cool as you

@enid-satori.bsky.social
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Ghost World, lvl 55 🏳️‍⚧️ she/they half-normie, half-weirdo | oracle of slack 🔮 comfort the afflicted, afflict the comfortable

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 17h
Managing up is corporate speak for topping from the bottom
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 21h
This is excellent. Concede nothing.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 22h
Perry has his own ideas for how I should spend my morning.
Black and white face of Perry the cat while Lila is in the background with books
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I stg at this point the only reason I don’t drop the class is so I can write a end of semester student evaluation that will burst into flames.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in heels.” I am dancing backwards and in heels, all right. 😮‍💨
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Emoria - Aftertaste is a Horror Novel @emoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aftertaste is available now
Emoria says no: TRANSITIONING IS MAGICAL

Emoria says yes: TRANSITIONING
IS A BRUTAL EMOTIONAL
AND PHYSICAL
GAUNTLET WITH EXTREME HIGHS AND LOWS, BUT IN THE END, YOU GET TO BE YOUR AUTHENTIC SELF
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was a lot of fun... vintage 1990s commercials that haven't aged well, followed by this piece of cinema fromage that brought Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar together again to rekindle that SOULTAKER magic. Actually pretty good for something that cost $14k to make.
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The Mosaic Project (1994)
YouTube video by Rare Movies
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Psychotronic film society fit!
Lila head shot in Jean jacket Lila in Jean jacket shiny skirt in a parking lot
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally fulfilled a longtime dream of standing atop a chair leading 40+ people in a Yiddish-Hebrew composite song of 6th century mystical poetry and then slowly twirling around in a circle with every verse... without falling. Judaism is weird, y'all.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The whole world is a narrow bridge But the main thing is not to fear 
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/KF2X1o0FGA0?...
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He's Hip. He's Cool. He's 45!
YouTube video by Rosemary's Baby
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This quote from Mad Men haunted me the moment I first heard it because that is exactly what life has always felt like to me. All these shiny experiences. No change, no meaning. It's only really in the last year that I've started to feel otherwise.
“What are the events in life? It’s like, you see a door. The first time you come to it, you say, ‘Oh, what’s on the other side of the door?’ Then you open a few doors and then you say, ‘I think I want to go over a bridge this time. I’m tired of doors.’ Finally you go through one of these things, and you come out the other side, and you realize that’s all there are: doors! And windows and bridges and gates. And they all open the same way. And they all close behind you. Look, life is supposed to be a path, and you go along, and these things happen to you, and they’re supposed to change your direction, but it turns out that’s not true. Turns out the experiences are nothing. They’re just some pennies you pick up off the floor, stick in your pocket, and you’re just going in a straight line to you-know-where.” (S6, E1)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been a week! 😮‍💨 Good shabbos, phone friends.
Lila in a blue floral shirt holding up a paper with many things crossed out
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now that it’s clear that relentlessly demonizing trans people has diminishing returns, the worst people in the world are casting about yet again for a minority group to panic over.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First time running wearing short shorts since the 🍒. Even the chub run is affirming. 😅
Lila in a lime green shirt in the woods Lila in a lime green shirt, wearing blue short shorts in front of trees and a park and stuff 
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now I really want an acidwashed jean miniskirt to add to my already considerable jean skirt collection. 🤦🏻‍♀️ You can take the girl out of the eighties...
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1989 me: “acidwashed jean skirts are everywhere now!” Friend at the time: “You know, for a straight dude, you sure talk a lot about fashion.” … almost like there were signs! 🤦🏻‍♀️ (Recounted to @rebeccabluestone.bsky.social as part of the conversation: “why are mullets popular again?”)
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Week 6 of le slog. At least I got to wear a fun new dress.
Lila in a floral top in front of a buildingStanding selfie of Lila in a floral dress in front of a brick and concrete building and class
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Julia Jacklin album seems really good and she’ll be in Philly in November! Yay!
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BP has been distressingly high the past few weeks, so it’s back to 🏃🏻‍♀️ for me.
Lila selfie in a purple hoodie in a parkLila in a purple hoodie and black and purple, tights and purple shoes standing in a park in front of a driveway
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
awright, I figured out in my head how to anonymize this a little bit, we'll see how it goes
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is the magic word that breaks containment? “Pesto”? “Garden”? “Bass?” “Tricorder”? Why is this happening now? Am I on some list? To be clear. I want to “lose” at social media. 🫥
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spent the years before, and in year 1 of transition, clinging so tightly to "I'm the same person as I've ever been! nothing else is gonna change!" and like what if, actually, I wanted to be a totally different person with new hobbies and new interests and a whole other life what then
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to go shake lemons at God. 🍋🌾
Lila in a black jacket holding up a yellow lemon like fruit called an etrog (citron)Lila in a black jacket, teal top, black and white skirt and boots next to a table in front of a dresser holding plants and a citron
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aw, BlueSky, I can't stay mad at you. (I really should stay away, though.)
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Homer and Marge by Trash Can
Alt: animated gif of Homer hugging the sandwich that made him sick and Marge hitting it into a trash can
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵 I can smell the campfires burning But I'll go out walking on my own By day and night the world keeps turning Frightened people hiding in their homes Everybody needs an angel But here's that devil by my side Death's head ring upon his finger Poor boy hanging on the light 🎶
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Palace "Horses" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Drag City
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, well, let’s do this thing.
Lila in a purple hoodie holding a mallet 
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Supposed to be windy af today and then pour all weekend. Not looking great for getting the sukkah up.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spent most of today hanging around in the shul office offering hugs and moral support after some jerkoff got his ass arrested for rattling our doors and screaming "F**k the Jews!" Everyone was really shaken up. 😮‍💨 Hope to build my sukkah tomorrow. 🍋
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't tell if this person who showed up on my feed is transphobic. They seem to be anti-MAGA, anti-vax, and antisemitic all at once? Weird. Probably ok to wish into the cornfield. (I sure hope we all understand how vile it is to just use "random Hasidic Jew" imagery in this way.)
an account called A Christian Resistance posts that Macklemore is an antisemite and an acount called marthapope posts a random Hasidic Jew with the meme "I do something evil but you're guilty because you found out and that makes you antisemite"
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have yet to understand how my posts about hobbies escape containment. At least most of the comments this time are helpful and validating. But one weirdo I can't figure out and one A*I* bot. This is great and all but I still want private accounts so I can just talk to my friends here.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My harebrained scheme for teaching myself bass is to sequentially figure out the lines to every song from REM's Murmur. I got "Radio Free Europe" a few weeks ago. Tonight I cracked the code to "Pilgrimage." Tricky but not hard, if that makes sense. "Laughing" will be really hard. It's so fast!
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Belated birthday present to myself. I had the whole run but they were destroyed by mold years ago. There’s Enid on the cover! I was deeply into all of this. Many stories about feeling alienated and terrified of a nightmare world. And hilariously funny. Never found anything quite like it again.
Lila and a purple shirt holding up a volume of the complete Eightball by Daniel Clowes
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finished our TNG rewatch a couple of nights ago. On to DS9! 🖖
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hmmm. HMMMMM. (although "West Germanic language and culture?" do people know how to write headlines anymore?)
whyy.org
West Philadelphia sees a revival in the Yiddish language and traditions
A rag-tag group of younger adults has rediscovered the West Germanic language and culture for heritage and politics.
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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Costanza principle applies here. Find out what some dipshit thinks, and assume the opposite is correct.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just spotted my son trying to sneak into our house to take things again. Just like in February. He came because he thought we’d be at services. I called to him, he ran off. *rolls eyes at God* another year of this shit, I guess.
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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exchange with a friend of Protestant-ish background: Them: So you are fasting? Me: Yes that's the plan. Them: But you don't don't believe. Me: What does that have to do with anything?
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the unlikely time in your life when you start to identify more with mehitabel than with archy. toujours gai toujour gai there s a dance in the old dame yet 🐈
george herriman's 1920s comic drawing of mehitabel the cat in a tub with a can of sardines while archy the cockroach types "and then, what did the 'duke' say to you?"
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gen Xers all are like “Matthew Broderick told us all about this, man!” Idk, seems bad.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Made it to see Philly TGirl baseball featuring @torificallytori.bsky.social catching in game 1. Lots of people here!
Lila in a white and pink shirt in front of people at a ball field and a high rise building
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t care if this couch is falling apart, I never want to give it up. It’s soooooo cozy.
Trixie, the terrier with her chin laying on Lila‘s hip, which is in jean shorts. Perry the cat is in the background. Everyone is sitting on a brown couch. 
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite genre of TNG episode: “the holodeck will kill us all.”
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I enjoyed NYC but I did get more random stinkeye in a few days than I have elsewhere in a long time. I blame the (other) tourists. Of course it could also just be greater willingness to make eye contact? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Day 2. The drone returns for additional programming.
Lila in a tan top and blue cardigan in front of treesLila in a tan top blue cardigan grey pants in front of buildings and pavement
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
also, don’t pretend like you BNMW numpties weren’t screaming about purity tests 18 months ago when Gavin Newsom announced he opposed trans kids playing sports. People said, not voting for that fucking guy and I heard a lot of b-b-b-but purity tests in march 2025 about an election happening in 2028.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like an asshole to not enjoy work trips to Broadway shows. I also don’t like crapping on other people’s musical taste anymore. But it’s like this musical was specifically designed to torture me personally. I peaced out at intermission.
The Shakespeare of pop. A plethora of fucking early aughts boy band and Britney music.
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Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“… I hardly know her!” 🥁
Lila in, a black jacket and necklace in front of a tile subway sign saying Rector Street 
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