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NewsomeBurt

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Truckle4Evr🔥🏳️‍🌈 @truckle4evr.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I've watched a number of that guy's youtubes. He is sharp and has the facts. I like the way he dismantles MAGA without getting nasty. Just factual. It's very entertaining.
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
White Christian nationalists always pretend to have a superior moral code but when it comes right down to it they're hypocrites all. Their faith is like a fashion accessory they can wear on their sleeve next to their swastika
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Mari Adkins @marifromky.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
the care about the truck and dog more.
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Geraldine Mongold @gamongold.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
MAGA cares about women like they care about their truck and their dog - as property.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
NBC: “More musicians cancel concerts at the Kennedy Center after its board voted to rename the venue to include Trump’s name.” KRISTY LEE: “Losing my integrity would cost me more than any paycheck… I can’t stand on that stage and sleep right at night.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Remember: Trump wanted this guy as AG. And for a reason.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/12/2025
Whitaker: "I know there were reports from the Russian side that this alleged attack at one of the presidential palaces by drone or drones. It's unclear whether it actually happened ... it seems a little indelicate to be this close at a peace deal & then do something that would be viewed as reckless"
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol. I need to talk about it with you all.
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It's been 19 days and 20 hrs since | last felt Kate's warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we've constructed.
The time apart has been costly. My body's electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve's 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard. There are other signals of distress.
My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes. A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship.
My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered.
Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked.
Nutrition is calibrated.
Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code.
They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination.
She's now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise.In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust. I'll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me.
The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin's receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want.
Kate's been mulling over what she'll wear for days. She's considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too.
She's arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She's nervous. I'm on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate.
I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction. Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. T…I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence.
She relents and wants to dance. She's home.
I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back.
Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility.
I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip.
Kate's blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall.
The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling.
Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn't exist. We dissolve into raw existence.Photo posted by Bryan Johnson where he’s hugging the woman he’s talking about in the post. Another photo of Bryan Johnson - a headshot so everyone can remember who I’m talking about.
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Orac | buy my miniatures! @mnorac.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Christian Bale's monologue at the beginning of American Psycho is a lot longer than I remembered
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daughterofwitches.bsky.social @daughterofwitches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
If she dies before him, he will die of a broken heart within a week.
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You Ain’t Shit (White) Devil @phllpwnslw.blacksky.app · 30/12/2025
what in the Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe is this??
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daughterofwitches.bsky.social @daughterofwitches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have a cousin who is happily married for 20 years who needs this kind of structure in the marriage and describes his feelings for his wife in the same weird way. His wife thinks his quirks are adorable, and navigates his need for structure (control) is a way that is awe inspiring.
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daughterofwitches.bsky.social @daughterofwitches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As a person who grew up surrounded by people with autistic and Cluster B personality disorder, my spidey senses for both are really high. I don't get the RUN! instinct from him, but it's going off a little bit with her.
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daughterofwitches.bsky.social @daughterofwitches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As a person who has watched coercive control in relationships and severely autistic men navigate their needs, his description of her and the relationship doesn't have the malevolent aspect most coercive control has.
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jbraund13.bsky.social @jbraund13.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
She’s under an NDA if you thought their relationship wasn’t weird enough already
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Mercy Brown 💙 @hpgd.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Thanks, weird enough already
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Mercy Brown 💙 @hpgd.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Whatever she's getting, it isn't enough.
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Wanda Maree @wandamaree.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Yeah, my guess is that she's in it for the money.
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daughterofwitches.bsky.social @daughterofwitches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As someone who has several male autistic cousins I have helped navigate dating/married life, and who has had some very uncomfortable and difficult conversations about sexuality to this, this makes my weirdest cousin look like Casanova. Honestly, I am highly suspicious of this Kate person.
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
au contraire, there is nothing perfectly fine about this level of narcissism
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caveroad.bsky.social @caveroad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The cia could not get this out of me. What is this man on ??
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PopGirl //BinfaceWave// @popgirlnatowave.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What a long-winded way to say "I need a hug. Yay, she coming home!" It's like erotica written by an incel neuroscientist.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Project Esther is the GOP plan to silence and criminalize political dissent and criticism of TACO and Israel. It is diabolical and already at work. The sheer amount of damage that is happening to American democracy is causing me to just dread 2026.
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LeftieProf @tee-tee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
“The Kennedy Center is threatening to sue Chuck Redd to enforce the tyrannical precept that we are all, always, everywhere, the king’s performing monkeys. Are our voices our own?” I stand with Chuck Redd for not allowing these fascists to commandeer his creative output for its own fascist purposes
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The regime wants to turn artists into performing monkeys
But freedom of speech includes freedom to not praise the king.
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Dr Karen Smith🍂🕷🦇🐇🐈 💚🇮🇪🎶🎭📽️🎞💙😷💉🕯️🦋🌻 @karenapsmith.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
So sorry to hear - people should not fear their own govt but many do It’s all racism - these people have been trying to find wedge issues for years as cover for the racism Now in power they are playing out their sick fantasies in real time on real people
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2025
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup theonion.com/congress-passes-law-ba…
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrEbeR7e/ If true, revolting and disgusting. What say you?
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The leader of Zionist group, Betar, was exposed in a secretly recorded video discussing the threats to UN Chief Antonio Guterres and NY Mayor Zahran Mamdani. The group discusses the illegality of the ...
TikTok video by Liberation Project
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Contrast this with how this same administration has revoked visas for researchers studying how information ecosystems are manipulated (including by foreign actors like Russia). Seems strange that they welcome back the manipulators and attack those working to identify and call them out.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Dr Karen Smith🍂🕷🦇🐇🐈 💚🇮🇪🎶🎭📽️🎞💙😷💉🕯️🦋🌻 @karenapsmith.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 30/12/2025
Cutting trillions in taxes for 900 billionaires but garnishing wages for 45 million working people with crushing student debt is the modern version of let them eat cake.
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Pammygirl10 @pammygirl10.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Every one of these Epstein victims, need to have their moment in court and watch these motherfuckers get put in jail
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In case you missed the livestream, here is my 2026 Bingo card...
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John Kim @ajohnkim.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
didn't we just come out of a war then, too? the first Bush-Cheney oil grab.
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Lacey (she/her) @mhwill1999.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
They also fail to mention the 90% marginal tax rate. The lack of prop 13 in CA, and the much higher minimum wage.
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The movie actually came out in early April 1992, just a few weeks before the riots. Also we were in an economic recession
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Kajico @kajico.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
90s and optimism? what the ever living fuck, clear indicator someone did not grow up in the actual 90s and weren't old enough to see the political attitude of the time lmao.
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Don Nelson’s Poker Party @meschery.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Yup. If Zoomers are feeling disillusioned, they need to have a sit down with their Gen X uncle or auntie, put on some NWA and Nirvana and get real real. “Okay, now we’re going to listen to the lyrics of Offspring’s ‘The Kids Aren’t Alright.’
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Jerry @geraldlombardi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And their cherry-picked benchmark is a 1992 film about a dog with a saliva problem. Here are some '92 films they chose to ignore: "Glengarry Glen Ross", about job precarity among desperate real estate hustlers; "A Few Good Men", about a corrupt colonel who covers up a murder at Guantanamo.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 30/12/2025
John Gai carried his sick father to a nearby clinic in a wheelbarrow, but he died from cholera on the way. Gai then pushed the wheelbarrow for hours through the camp to take him to the cemetery: “Nobody should have to carry a dead body among the living.”
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Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera.
Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...
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EmperorTigerstar @emperortigerstar.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Inspired by the @iammrbeat.bsky.social video, here is my 2026 Bingo Card. I want to emphasize that a lot of these are things I obviously *don't* want to happen.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m so sick of The Riddler. Just answer Batman's questions
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SqueakyQueen 🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ&! @squeakyqueen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
fuckin love Godzilla VS the power rangers, the PR’s are done so damn well
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intlguy56.bsky.social @intlguy56.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If ICE doesn't stop assaulting and illegally beating up and randomly jailing We The People Then we need to defend ourselves with whatever level of force is needed to Protect ourselves and our families, up to lethal force! No Kings, no Brown Shirts, no Thugs! www.thebanner.com/community/cr...
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Attorney questions ICE version of shooting by agents in Glen Burnie
Questions surround the violent confrontation on Christmas Eve in a neighborhood court in Glen Burnie.
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NewsomeBurt @enewsome.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m still in awe of #TestamentAnnLee and I seriously think it deserves to contend as an Oscar nominee. It is a cinematic masterpiece. If you don’t see it then you are seriously missing out.
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a woman wearing a white hat and a brown shirt has a sad look on her face
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and a brown shirt has a sad look on her face
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SanMarcos 🍒🚤⚓ Meme thief @sanmarcos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Again Trump talked to Putin before his meeting with Zelensky. Same old same old. No one met Zelenskyy when he got off his plane in Florida except the Ukraine ambassador and her staff. Sigh. The US loves Zelenskyy, but Trump doesn't.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The orange felon says the Epstein Files are a “Democratic Hoax” and yet he still felt it necessary to doctor documents and hide evidence whilst redacting everything that would be damaging to him. That’s called GUILTY AF.
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 28/12/2025
We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
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