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Endymia

@endymon-the-dapper.bsky.social
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rando escaping a site she didn't use. she/her, liable to change, we'll see. please refrain from making horny comments in my general direction since I'm just uncomfortable with it.

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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
saw myself in the mirror wearing levi's with no shirt after a shower and thought it was kinda hot in a "guy wearing levi's with no shirt after a shower" sort of way
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there should be a roguelite deckbuilder where there's a narrator roasting your build as you go "All this card draw, and for what? To draw more cards? What cards do you even have that are worth drawing?"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/09/2026
Launchpad xkcd.com/3291/
Comic. [Two large engines on the ground upside-down, with spacecraft pod in between.] PERSON to another person: To reduce the spacecraft’s weight, we’re mounting the engines on the launchpad and having them push the *Earth* away from the *spacecraft*.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We're so back
I am letting her penetrate my inner sanctum
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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
him sounds different... #omart
4 panel comic. panel 1: my sona smiling as speech bubbles surround mt using she/her pronouns and words like "girl."
panel 2: a new, squiggly scraggly speech bubble with the word "him" in it pops in from the right that blows everything away.
panel 3: the speech bubble shrinks and flitters down. i catch it in my hands. it lands with a plop. text reads: "It wasn't even said with malice. but it... it suddenly sounded wrong?"
panel 4: a close up shot of the crunchy speech bubble in my hands. more text surrounding it reads: it feels like a shirt that i've outgrown. did i just never notice? because it's all i've ever worn?"
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm guessing the Urinating Two-Step will also be popular. Thanks for the cartoon, Benjamin Slyngstad (@slyngstad.bsky.social)
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl and a guy are on the sidewalk, the girl gestures to a woman across the street and says: “ugh, that girl is a total f-word (the homophobic slur)”
the guy says: “huh? aren't you gay?”
the girl responds: “Yeah, that's how i found out
we fucked”
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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸ @andreaceleste.meangirls.online · 02/09/2026
it would probably be informed by the most rancid sissy fetish porn imaginable since all the terfs seem to know all the terminology associated with that category
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One thing I'd unironically be curious to read is forcefem work written by a TERF. Not because it would have any real artistic merit, or be good in any sense, just as like, a look into the kind of mind that would simultaneously hold TERF views and write forcefem
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you just use the same password for everything you dont need a password manager
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HorrorVoiceActing (COMMS OPEN) @hypervoiceacting.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Any time I see someone vividly hating Mario (the character, not the game series), I just think of this
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Albumism @albumism.com · 02/09/2026
R.I.P. Cassandra Wilson and thank you for the music.
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Cassandra Wilson, Star Jazz Singer, Dies at 70
With a low and smoky voice, she conjured the blues tradition of her native Mississippi in both her own songs and in covers.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 02/09/2026
Can someone please DM this video to Zara Larsson's team?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
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So Okay Here's the Thing @sookayheresthe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me: I don't like how people treat me like I'm stupid, pretentious, and/or cringe just for how I speak the ever-so-helpful comment section: oh, I see you're confused! allow me to explain: people are just doing that because the way you speak makes us think you're stupid, pretentious, and/or cringe
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like looking at TV tropes after a movie for fun trivia and my gf was like "haha my TV tropes girlfriend" and I turned to her was like "you have a tv tropes tab open right fucking now" and she looked horrified and turned her laptop to me. And it was the TV tropes page for the movie we just watched
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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The titanic struggle between Elon's old techno-optimism and his current right-wing brain-cooking is producing the greatest posts of all time "Despite our lizard overlords using it to make us docile and obedient, water fluoridation has tremendous benefits for dental health" like pick a lane dude
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .
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JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 @vimoding.bzky.team · 25/07/2026
like this
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that | collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out 1 am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin?
And yet you persevered?
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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RednasVGM @rednasvgm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Beatles - I want to hold your Carp
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sexx tricksterr @shellsisnt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
pupyyyyy for @ adragonsdive on twt
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Lamb 🔞 🔜 MFF @lustylamb.com · 08/03/2025
[He/Him](Watersports, Chastity, Humiliation, Degradation, Exhibitionism, Petplay, Animated / GIF) 4hr for Mercial - thanks!
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sexx tricksterr @shellsisnt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
um. :)
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ghost sex @gorehuts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just introducing a friend to nullge frotting @pawsluts.bsky.social
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cartoon by @laugh-about-it.bsky.social
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JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 @vimoding.bzky.team · 28/06/2026
lazy sunday vibes. might take a nap. might go for a walk. might run full speed through the interior wall of a house just to feel something idkkkk 🥰
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Durrvish @durrvish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wait for it...
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Panel 1: Shen is sitting at his screen tablet, holding his tablet pen. He looks at you, smiling, and says "Wanna know one cool thing about being a comic artist?"

Panel 2: Shen is now standing upright, the tablet pen having become giant in his hand. How gestures outwards with his other hand and says "You can draw yourself however you want!"

Panel 3: Shen magically "ting"s his forehead with his tablet pen, changing himself into a Sol Badguy-esque buff dude with a belt and a ponytail. He says "For example, I can draw myself like THIS!"

Panel 4: Shen again magically "ting"s his forehead, changing himself into a girl with a sweatshirt-dress, gym shorts, and choker. He says "OR like THIS!"

Panel 5: Shen winks, does a peace sign, and sticks his tongue out, saying "Bet THIS makes you feel some funny new feelings about me, huh??"

Panel 6: Life now has to hold a raging and frothing-at-the-mouth Shen as he yells "Bet THIS would make it easier to get you to go to my PATREON!!!!" and points at you, trying to fight you. Life is saying "Calm down, man!!"
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/06/2026
🌈 Day 28 🌈 The anniversary of Stonewall Never forget, and never go back
Never forget that the first pride was a riot against police brutality led by black and queer trans people.EMBRACE TRADITION
[A BRICK PAINTED IN TRANS PRIDE COLORS]Remember Your Roots
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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

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van ronk is quoted as saying about the riots: "as far as I was concerned, anybody who'd stand against the cops was all right with me."
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/06/2026
enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳
lessa and bia at a pride parade holding flags with a crowd of other people!
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The band doesn’t even have to be there
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Endymia @endymon-the-dapper.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
a bird flew past and it sounded like the nefarious witch doing a drive-by cackle
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
norway: we accommodate disabilities in education people with pressure-sensitive migraines: hey so every May-June. Predictably. With scientific backing. I am wrecked by migraines. Can I take exams at literally any other time of year? norway: haha no that would be unfair :) no cheating :))
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Solstrix -->WEBCOMIC RELEASED!!! @s0lstrix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Stop calling me cute!" He said Cutely (also your process amazes me what do you mean you have the skin/hair/fur fully rendered before even touching the clothes?? The skill?)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A man holds up a condom and says "jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." He puts it on but in the opposite way such that his entire body is covered in the condom except for his penis. His partner cradles his lifeless body and says "HE'S DEAD! He suffocated to death." He laments "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"
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