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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I fell asleep watching Suspiria with a glass of red wine last night. When I woke up, I thought I had been shot.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Last night I dreamt that Miu Miu released a new skincare product called TAINT. It was a pink serum and you applied it to your TAINT. Have a nice October! 🎃

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

United fucking sucks in general. I flew Polaris to Europe last fall and it was crap. Just switch to American Airlines. The FAs don’t put up with this kind of shit. www.complex.com/life/a/marke...

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United Airlines Investigating Incident of Passenger Being Made to Sit Next to Masturbating Man

United Airlines is investigating after a woman said a man...

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The worst thing about traveling to Asia and back is that my pooping schedule is reversed 😡

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ve noticed in South Korea that people with children are very young. They also don’t stick an iPad in their face but instead make them color or draw. Oh, and if they start having a meltdown in a restaurant they TAKE THE KID OUTSIDE.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s another gay on my trip much younger than I. So naturally I plan to be his fairy godmother from hell.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I FINALLY FOUND A BAR IN SEOUL. Please…clap…

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve been in South Korea for 12 hours and I already hate it here.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I truly love traveling to countries where no one speaks English. My only problem is that I cannot unleash and vent my rage in their language about how much it sucks living in the US now.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently flying JAL to Tokyo and I think I have a fetish for eating things that are slimy. NOT boiled okra. That is where I draw the line.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently at PHL and saw departure info for Wilmington DE. Turns out it’s not an actual flight. It’s a bus that departs from the airport and it is $555. Who in their right mind would go through TSA only to get on a fucking bus? Uber is cheaper.

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Judge Judy Scratches Her Head

ALT: Judge Judy Scratches Her Head

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mitch is said to be working from home 🤣

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Guys, please. I don’t wanna see that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder clip anymore.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Will I get shamed for wearing short shorts in Tokyo?

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

By all means, rename bodies of water instead of, I don’t know, making sure your food supply is safe. You know how that thrills us.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chant this to all who care: 2 good, 1 bad 3 in a row 80 years old Please make it so #dollyparton #timcurry

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If I’m gonna have to watch 9 to 5 and Clue this weekend then for the love of Christ can the universe include the brief cameo in Home Alone 2?

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I considered getting ripped to the tits tonight over the passing of Dolly. But alas, I’ll just pop a lorazepam and dance in front of my mirror for 20 minutes à la Anna Nicole Smith.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton died. This is not THE obituary I wanted to read today. Why her and not the mediocrity of human FILTH that is abundant everywhere?

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New the Aethermancer @newrem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Counting the number of food you can no longer eat in the US

A bare back of a guy with black lines drawn by a black marker to count something. A scene is supposedly a crop out from a porn scene.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I just got suckered into answering the front door to Jesus people thinking it was UPS. Solution: tell them you’re Jewish. They’ll leave you alone 🙃✡️

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Almost had a heart attack but then I remembered I ate a black (aka beet-infused) quesadilla last night.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My other half gave my gripper socks for my birthday 🥰🥰🥰

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“It is what it is.” Yeah, but like, WHAT IS IT?

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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

all of us showing up to the bgb inactivation memorial service

A scene from The Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, and Emily Blunt wearing black dresses, but they've been edited to have huge knockers.

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WidowsPique 🇨🇦 @widowspique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I 💝 Hillary.

Local man suggests jailing his own boss.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m such a light sleeper, I could totally final girl the shit out of Nancy Thompson.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

That’s not her. Use a real picture instead of shit AI, asscock.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You should see how bad he is in Much Ado About Nothing

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

AIDS Flip Off Phone Sex RU-486 Tampon Tax

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My red blood cell count is low so my doctor wants to check my iron levels in 2 weeks. TIME TO WRITE MY WILL ⚰️

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Book An Appointment With Your Proctologist Today!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

While the United States wastes billions of dollars a pointless war, China is cleaning our clock technologically. Instead of crying about Canadian smoke, Americas would have been better served if Donald Trump had made something like this happen.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Eh, we’ve seen this before and they always bail him out. I haven’t been optimistic for a decade now.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

BF: where did you go? Me: pharmacy BF: you’re always going to the pharmacy it seems. Me: CRAZY PEOPLE HAVE THE BEST PILLS, SWEETIE!

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Thanks. The vomit really brings out my eyes.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham died? Anyways, my cat woke me up at 7:45 am by yacking up a hairball on the bed and now I’m 30 minutes short of an 8 hour sleep.

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