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Monstro ElisaSue

@endoracameltoe.bsky.social

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Neil deGrasse Tyson meets the girl from The Ring. Calmly buying things for myself based on your Amazon wishlists. 📍PHL ☉ ♌️ ☾ ♓️ ↥ ♏️

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The worst thing about traveling to Asia and back is that my pooping schedule is reversed 😡

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I truly love traveling to countries where no one speaks English. My only problem is that I cannot unleash and vent my rage in their language about how much it sucks living in the US now.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Guys, please. I don’t wanna see that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder clip anymore.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

By all means, rename bodies of water instead of, I don’t know, making sure your food supply is safe. You know how that thrills us.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is brilliant.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My other half gave my gripper socks for my birthday 🥰🥰🥰

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Just…died…

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

God I love Philly

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham died? Anyways, my cat woke me up at 7:45 am by yacking up a hairball on the bed and now I’m 30 minutes short of an 8 hour sleep.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dreading my 5 minute walk to the gym during a heat index of 105F.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

FYI 💅🏻

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Del Frisco’s has a literal wine tower in the restaurant. I need this in my future home.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Me to homophobic teenage boys in Philly.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Whatever happened to this bitch?

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Happy birthday!

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Anytime I get a response from either of my senators

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I’m sorry but Dr King’s sister on The Pitt totally reminds me of Dot from MadTV. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

“The Strait of Hormuz may be closed but my legs are open.”

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I had Indian food for dinner tonight! So yummy 😋

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

mood

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

me having a cocktail w dinner

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I guess there’s a lot we should be praying for… So I’m going to pray for Kristi Noem and her husband’s BIG FUCKING TITTIES.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I love how mentally ill everyone is now.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Happy Friday

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Another #TacoTuesday WE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS.

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This is why he won in 2024.

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Anytime I try to throw out this ugly fucking box…

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I love how I found this by googling “kristi noem husband boobs”

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Here’s what I think about the Strait of Hormuz

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kristi Noem vacating her office rn

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Monstro ElisaSue @endoracameltoe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Dan Crenshaw lost? That’s cute.

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