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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈

@justjodiemay.bsky.social
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One of them pesky "They" -transes that make certain people uncomfortable. Growing old with as much disgrace and lack of shame as I can muster. Schengen nomad/pikey. #Wülferhamptonian

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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elderly relative on FB last night posting Reform anti-immigrant meme. Elderly relative is first generation East Europe migrant to UK, who moved to Spain in 2014 and hasn't been back to UK, lives in a Brit immigrant enclave in Almeria, and doesn't speak Spanish. These people are fucking stupid.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Teesside Reuse Shop celebrates first year with more than 27,000 items given a second life “The Reuse Shop was always a brilliant idea, but to see more than 27,000 items find new homes really has surpassed all expectations" northeastbylines.co.uk/region/teess...
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Teesside Reuse Shop celebrates first year with more than 27,000 items given a second life
“The Reuse Shop was always a brilliant idea, but to see more than 27,000 items find new homes really has surpassed all expectations"
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought this would be in the USA or Great Britain. But it's in Spain. Anyway, let's tell Reform that they already have their own private runway in the EU so we may as well rejoin. #Wülferhampton
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nostalgia attack while having my lefty-liberal Caramel Latté ,as I breathed in the fumes from this fully operational, and not in bad nick, Ford Sierra 2.0 Ghia in the wild. #Wülferhampton
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I knew he was a smeghead, but I never knew Arnold Rimmer was a Reform head.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It amuses the child in me that Spanish Aldi's vegan range is branded as "My vag". I have been sniggering, chortling and ffnarr-ing all morning as I imagine my vag tastes quite nice. #Wülferhampton
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dealing with antisocial behaviour is different in Spain Vs UK. There's an AirBnB 300mts away that caters for Bday/Stag/Hen parties. Loud music has been going on since 3am. Now 7pm. All the junction boxes are outside the premises, so I pulled the fuses. No more noise except the "Ohhhs!".
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's fine, he probably never met him.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone has been googling the bejeezus out of the word genocide for this one. 🙌🏼👍🏼 youtu.be/mVRew0aqZTw?...
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please help share this rebuttal to misinformation about the LGBTQ hotline in Canada, as it's now being swamped and people may go without help. translifeline.org/clarifying-m...
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Clarification: Misinformation About Our Hotline Number - Trans Lifeline
April 28, 2025 We are aware of viral social media posts falsely claiming that Trans Lifeline’s Canadian hotline number (877-330-6366) is a new national
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This week it seems that one of the boys is getting emotional over the first seeds of man/man sexual awakening, while the other has clearly arrived from a 1980s porn shoot. @larryandpaul.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=KSFB...
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Putin Asked to DELAY Armageddon - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@thetrawl.bsky.social can we have a sweepstake app for the date Gemma taps up her brother! I like that the thing that gave her pause was that he's betrothed. 🤣🤣 Excellent episode. 👍🏻
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck this view, it sickens me to my very core. Can't wait to come back to the UK for 3 months of rain and fascists. #Spain #Wülferhampton
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My policies are: 1. Stop the boats! I will cancel ALL ferries between the EU and UK. Unfortunately keeping me in the EU. (Sorry Mr Schengen, it's the will of the people). 2. Speed limits on roads will be reduced to whatever speed I'm doing at the time. But no more than 50mph.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ryanair is complaining that NATS is causing them delays, when that's quite clearly Ryanair's job. #Ryanair
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
George Lucas is going to sue the shit out of him.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The eyebrows alone need their own show (as well as their own postcode). Brilliant stuff @larryandpaul.bsky.social youtu.be/EleqqMevesw?...
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Reform UK MP On Future Plans - Larry & Paul
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Marks left stunned that rare diamond they bought from a man in the pub turned out to be glass."
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have been sat in a bar in rural Spain, having a beer with my lunch and watching a Spanish rolling news channel, it's good for my wordiness. In 45 minutes I have not seen a single report mentioning the Nazi Wotsit. I'm gratefully appalled!
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They say god moves in mysterious ways. In this case dropping a sign on one of your priests at a festival for people who believe in you is just a dick move.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cheesy meat stick anybody? #Wülferhampton #France #Sausage
A packet of cheesy meat sticks.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bluesky now allows longer videos so I don't have to do a separate edit on my Instagram videos, woohoo! This is what I'm doing with my life, I'm @sheddragging over on Insta. #Spain #Caravanlife #Wülferhampton #Vanlife #EU
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yet Donald Trump is STILL alive and people STILL believe there is a just God.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🚨Nerd Alert🚨 Yesterday I installed the Omarchy OS on an old laptop. Took less time than making a cuppa. It replaced the Ubuntu install that I never really got on with. Today I want to have sex with that laptop it works so well and looks so good. Time to fuck Windows off #Linux #Omarchy #Nerdgasm
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Extremely interesting write up of what happened, in Aussie English with a glossary. "I'm not here to fuck spiders" is such a beautiful turn of phrase.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In my life I have lived in S.Wales, Lincolnshire, Somerset, Yorkshire, Hampshire, Norfolk, Scotland, Cyprus, 16 months in the Falklands(total), and miss something about every place. When I leave Burton on Trent tomorrow after 10 years, I will miss fuck-all. It's a hole.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Excuse me, but is this the right room for an argument?
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck the people of Clacton. Contempt for the conman compassion for the conned only works once. If you continue to vote for a conman and don't care, then fuck you, you're an idiot that deserves it.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here's the thing: the other platforms (including IG and FB) are specifically designed to force me, a creative worker, to work for them for free. On Bluesky, I at least am not discouraged from sharing the work that I get paid for. Links and embeds are not destroyed by Bluesky's algorithm.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is one of the scariest tech stories I've seen. It focuses on the US, but we have our own extensive ANPR network and love us some surveillance #DeGoogle youtu.be/Nig3mXV7GUw?...
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Military-grade RF surveillance coming to your neighborhood! - Dad Ruins Leonardo's SignalTrace
YouTube video by Dad, the engineer
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Liked the new Spider-Man, especially the move away from the chaotic teen titles and general feel. Buy if you're going to see it, there's only one extra and it's right at the end of the crawl. And it's not worth staying for. Trust me.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My wife and I are giving up a stable home life in the UK to become Schengen nomads. We have no idea what we're doing, all we know is we've bought a shed on wheels and will be dragging it to Spain. #Wulferhampton #Spain #vanlife #mobilehome www.instagram.com/reel/DbaWXJd...
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh for fuck sake, another good one gone. I love this film and Glen's voice. I got to sing this song with a band and I was so happy I didn't fuck it up, as it and all the other songs in this movie are wonderful. ♥️ youtu.be/zi4hRF9NsA8?...
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'When Your Mind's Made Up' Studio Recording scene - Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
YouTube video by Elias Bogdanis
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's so sweet, but hopefully somebody already is. #Wülferhampton #AndrewTate #Cunt
A man outside Andrew Tate's jail holding up a sign professing his undying love for his anus.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Have to disagree. If you have to get permission from the government to have your protest against something the government is/isn't doing, it isn't a protest. It's them patting you on the head and saying "run along and have your shouty day". Just Stop Oil got it right.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wanna know why this country is utter wank? No rain for months, then we get up at 6am and go to do a boot sale to clear some crap before the move: torrential fucking rain. Absolute bastard.
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Going to be ditching Amazon Prime in a few weeks, but so glad I got to watch He-Man first. It's very silly and a lot of fun. 🤣 #He-Man
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mum told me not to talk to strange men offering free RAM. 🫪
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So Trump is going to suspend the mid-terms then. It's official, the US is now a dictatorship. #FuckTrump
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Isn't the whole Argentinian celebration furore something that can be answered by both sides with the phrase "You lost, get over it!". Certainly as Brits we'd love that.
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Philippa East (Author) @philippaeast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#Amnesty have withdrawn their report. But if you want some well-evidenced articles on one of the key organisations Amnesty mentioned (Sex Matters) you can find those here. Feel free to share. #Eliminationist yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/home-af... yorkshirebylines.co.uk/opinion/what...
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Behind the ruling: how ‘Sex Matters’ is shaping UK policy on trans rights
The UK Supreme Court ruling redefined ‘sex’ – but for trans people, it’s the start of something far more sweeping and exclusionary
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm very upset that England lost, as it denies me the opportunity of supporting a country I love in the final. Versus England 🇪🇸
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
To cheer you up about the football, have a couple of photos of the lovely solar fairy light displays @thesmall.bsky.social has made in her back garden. #Pretty
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An example of just how banal pop is right now, France is having a public holiday celebrating a band that basically had one hit. Absolutely insane. At least have Edith Piaf Day. #BastilleDay #France
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yup, and it's why I'm not hanging round to see if we're done shooting ourselves in the face yet. Because this country just might still be THAT stupid.
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
URGENT, please share! Paid Gig. Sound engineers needed to rig/derig a 20kw system on a trailer stage following a last minute cancellation. Help make Trans Pride in Brighton happen - 17th-18th July. Get in touch!
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