Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, the bible is mostly a collection of vaguely psychotic stories about explicitly moronic or depraved people. 1142
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They know, deep down, that there is no god. They just suppress the truth in their unrighteousness. 1110
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because American christianity itself is empty, mean-spirited, and dishonest. (Everything is soulless because souls don't exist) 2130
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How does it feel to know that you have wasted your life even moreso than the average believer? 1213
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Eh, I dunno. Serial killers tend to have very specific targets. Yahweh mass-murders and genocides rather indiscriminately. 1131
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The first time I heard the story of Abraham and Issac, I was like "Seriously, WTF? And this is suppose to be a happy story and a behavior that should be emulated? You're his MF'ing father, you sick f*ck!" The saddest part, however, is that I remained in that faith for another two decades. 1100
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If parents waited until a child reached the age of 13 to introduce them to religion and let them decide for themselves if they wanted to believe in it or not, all organized religion would die out in a single generation. 8294
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'll sleep in, save my money, and we'll both end up going to the exact same place when we die. Nowhere. 090
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"It's an older meme, but it checks out!" 1150
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They forgot the hyphen. It's "Spider-Man." Everyone always forgets the hyphen. 180
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The imaginary man in the sky always seems to get the credit, but never the blame. Interesting, that. 1152
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Credit where it is due, and it is absolutely never due to god. Fictional characters don't get credit. 1143
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And their make-believe friend is also a sociopath. 2110
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They always ask why we demand evidence for something spiritual. Well, because faith alone is NOT a reliable path to truth. Faith alone is how you end up believing bulls#!t. 0131
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Most questions and challenges to the christian faith are ultimately responded to with "But...magic!" 2120
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nah, corndogs are tasty and fun. Jesus was yucky and sad. 330
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nonsensical woo may not be as harmful as organized religion, but it's at least as stupid. 3161
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Atheism is the default state of being. You had to be told god exists, likely when you were young and impressionable. 2232
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"That's a nice soul you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it." 1122
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Off is not a TV channel. Bald is not a hair color. How many times do we have to explain this? 2152
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The founding fathers could not have been more clear about it. 2154
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And then waddled back to Antarctica once they landed. 3136
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Even though they do tent to treat her like crap and refuse to tip. 070
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Well, I wouldn't say "thank god", but otherwise accurate. 1154
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No wonder they hate the idea of women having agency over their own bodies. Their entire worldview is predicated on it! 0172
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No one complains more about being oppressed than the least oppressed people. 1152
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gee...who could have foreseen this, other than EVERY FRICKIN' ATHEIST! 1201
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It's long past time we were honest with ourselves. Christians never really cared about anyone but themselves and the supremacy of their ideology. 1153
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Religious indoctrination is child abuse. 10193
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All religions are rooted in delusions. Or lies. Mostly lies. 2172
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If "dead behind the eyes" were a person. 2142
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They know it's a bad look for them to admit that they love the thought of us being tortured for eternity. 2140
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The funniest part is thinking I would ever accept an invitation to a christian temple. 1121
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Then we get to kick the christians out, obviously! 3193
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026As Lewis Black would say, "Don't think about that sentence for more than 10 seconds or blood will shoot out of your nose!" 1142
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Serial killer, mass murderer...the only real difference is numbers. 1131
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I've been saying it for years, if you actually know what the words "objective" and "subjective" mean, then you realize there literally CAN'T be such a thing as objective morality. 1110
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Having listened to a lot of Kent Hovind's BS over the years, I can't read this without hearing his over-pronounciation of the T's in "matter." 2172
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And this picture is even more poignant when you realize that there is no brain in that skull. Just like in the skulls of religious people. 47618105
Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They were all just relaying stories that had been passed down word-of-mouth style. 5181