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MJ

@emjayirl.bsky.social
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Coffee addict. Cocktail fanatic. Magic maker. Incessant daydreamer. Weary writer. Reformed egirl. Ancient emo. Wanderlust sufferer. INTP. ADHD.

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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I didn’t get purple first but today’s connections was so fun 🤩 Connections Puzzle #1060 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😌 Wordle 1,772 2/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Belle @fibellefi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Reminder: The former Grand Floridian Society Orchestra, now named Palm Beach Society Orchestra, plays monthly at Pilars in Winter Garden. No cover and excellent cocktails!
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Only children should be given a class on all of the shit in life that is going to become their responsibility…
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Scott is PCS-ing @katatdisney.com · 08/04/2026
Happy #rexmanningday
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a man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dresses
ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dresses
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 26/03/2026
"What is that you're having for lunch?" Me: Fruit salad "That's funny. It looks like sangria." Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Love when this happens Wordle 1,732 2/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m a little surprised they didn’t cancel the time change, it feels like we’re only allowed to go backwards these days
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Happy Birthday @kahlandra.bsky.social 💕🥳 Hope it’s as amazing as you are. 🫶
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Alicia Stella @alicia.social · 16/01/2026
Festival of the Arts has the best food, full stop
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK. A man with slutty little glasses…
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot. Fine, ok. But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances. I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.
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iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.” Neurotypical: Hands blue circle* ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.” NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason. (Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Oh they’re GUTTING my girl
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Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazon
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week?
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jen @jxnle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years Connections Puzzle #845 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Wait... Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL. Am I cooking or am I cooked?
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Next concert is 45 days away and that is far too many days.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Wearing this shirt to MyChem tonight. Pray for me.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Investing all my money in Etsy witches 📈📈📈
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode. But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
As someone who has only dated men 5’11+… The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them. (This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Probably needed a hug, got drunk at horror nights instead.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
On some sad shit heavy.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The bar is so low it’s in hell and apparently that’s still not low enough.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Gonna go in. Snort some fog. Watch Nightmare Fuel. And leave. Houses can wait because EYE am not waiting in those opening night lines.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Today is the biggest news dump day in our lifetimes since 9/11. PR departments, hit send on every single draft. Release the Epstein Files, tell us who shot JFK, confirm the Blink 182 guy is right about UFOs. Now is the time, America
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
As a You’re Losing Me/Prophecy girlie? Today has me feelings things.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I HOPE THERE’S NO HOT GIRLS IN HELL !!!!!
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Guess I’ll go fuck myself. Whatever.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Watching Liquid and Echo simultaneously pull the end boss getting to p3 almost every pull, sub 5% over and over, echo wiping sub 1% TWICE, and Liquid coming in with an insanely perfect pull to take the W? Better than sex.
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k8 @smilingstrange.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If I had a nickel for every time Disney opened a highly immersive themed bar on August 29th to the public, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But weird that it's happened twice.
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angie @kahlandra.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
the wow community can collectively exhale what a hell of a race and you couldn't ask for a better ending
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
If you play World of Warcraft and aren’t watching the Race to World First right now in the moment? You’re missing out on the best race we’ve ever had and some insane gaming.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
THE DEVIL WEARS CONVERSE
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
We’re going to get TS12 before MCR5..
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I’ve said it before and ill say it again. I do not date. I do not seek partnership with another human. It’s a choice. But, man, I would let a himbo bass player with a lip ring temporarily ruin my life.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Man made me smile at my phone. Time to throw the phone away.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Y’all one of the guys working the venue last night stopped me and told me I was really pretty. And like, what? No one has said shit like that to me in ten years. It wasn’t a conversation. He was just “HEY…” and then went about his business. I’m still speechless? Thank you, random guy. 😮‍💨
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“Why would they book an outdoor venue in August in Florida” but then every band comes out with good looking men without shirts, so whatever man.
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m positive I remember this book incorrectly but what I can tell you is that it is why I distrust bunnies
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MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The Swifties are going to go feral
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