Reposted by MJLauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜 277189335172
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I didn’t get purple first but today’s connections was so fun 🤩 Connections Puzzle #1060 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 220
Reposted by MJBelle @fibellefi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Reminder: The former Grand Floridian Society Orchestra, now named Palm Beach Society Orchestra, plays monthly at Pilars in Winter Garden. No cover and excellent cocktails! 0171
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Only children should be given a class on all of the shit in life that is going to become their responsibility… 110
Reposted by MJScott is PCS-ing @katatdisney.com · 08/04/2026Happy #rexmanningdaymedia.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dressesALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dresses 1102
Reposted by MJ🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 26/03/2026"What is that you're having for lunch?" Me: Fruit salad "That's funny. It looks like sangria." Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad] 652586228
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026media.tenor.coman elderly woman says well certainly i m too oldALT: an elderly woman says well certainly i m too old 102
Reposted by MJKim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I’m a little surprised they didn’t cancel the time change, it feels like we’re only allowed to go backwards these days 071
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Happy Birthday @kahlandra.bsky.social 💕🥳 Hope it’s as amazing as you are. 🫶 120
Reposted by MJAlicia Stella @alicia.social · 16/01/2026Festival of the Arts has the best food, full stop 82076
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK. A man with slutty little glasses… 030
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 28/11/2025My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot. Fine, ok. But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances. I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM 010
Reposted by MJiDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.” Neurotypical: Hands blue circle* ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.” NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?” 1623629
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Well I bet both sides are happy said band has promised fans to never play that venue again after last night 😮💨😌 010
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason. (Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically). 020
Reposted by MJUnpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 07/11/2025before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazonamazon.com2025 New Bear Straw Cup, Cute Bear Glass Cup With Straw 20oz, Cute Mugs, Coffee Beer Wine Cocktail Drinks Glassware (1pc)Shop Generic at the Amazon Dining & Entertaining store. Free Shipping on eligible items. Everyday low prices, save up to 50%. 041
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Love isn’t real. Girls lie. Boys cheat. The end. Fixed it for you. 100
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025And it being earlier in the year actually fucks me. It’s in prime HHN season and the week before I go on my non negotiable family trip to Wisconsin every year. :/ 120
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I haven’t played WoW most of the year. I only watched the Race, didn’t stay up on AWC or MDI. It’s an expensive trip that alternatively could be so many different concerts ☠️ 110
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week? 220
Reposted by MJjen @jxnle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them 091
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2025It’s Connections, a game in NYTimes. Most people who got hooked on Wordle started playing Connections. 010
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years Connections Puzzle #845 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 120
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Wait... Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL. Am I cooking or am I cooked? 000
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain. 040
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode. But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh. 030
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2025LMAO. I think 5’10 is tall. I definitely was annoying in college and thought any man under 6’0 was short. I’m literally 5’2. I was such an idiot. 110
MJ @emjayirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2025As someone who has only dated men 5’11+… The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them. (This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN). 170