iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026During the GLOOM DIVISION campaign, I had a zoom w the people who decide who gets to play late night network television. They asked me if I watch ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’. I said no. The meeting ended shortly thereafter & I was never on television again. Career advice, kids: Lie 131290
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I once got backstage passes for the manager of a famous band because his kids were fans. Someone saw me do it & sneered “I love watching you work”, like I’d made some brilliant career move. It confused me for a long time. Kindness isn’t a fucking strategy! Just be nice! Dickheads 101101
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This thing still a thing? Gimmie Qs if Ja feel 1471151
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Are there any geniuses out there who can 3D print a mouthpiece for this humidifier that would allow me to clip on this vocal warm up straw? I could have a whole other hand free for activities before the show 23840
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026There’s always a screenshot of your worst moments. But never anything about the apology or the lesson that came after. That’s weird as hell 171415
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Beginning a TikTok with “Watch this!” is the quickest way to guarantee that I will absolutely not watch it. 171456
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Has anybody listened to the Dolby Atmos version of ‘Gloom Division’? I know we made an Atmos version, but I don’t know if it was ever even released, or listened to by anyone with an Atmos setup. 25990
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Had a main stage set at Reading & Leeds yrs ago. A crew member volunteered to change my bass strings before we went on. He wound them backwards. I didn’t notice until we were walking onto the stage. Played the whole set like that. Same guy was later fired for assaulting our TM. lol 121483
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’ve noticed that when you say exactly what you mean, neurotypicals often think that you’re “up to something”. Listen, If I ever have a secret plan, you’ll know about it because there will be a series of charts & graphs & a book of complicated & very specific instructions. Step 1: Fuck outta here 1523716
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 08/02/2026This is what inspired ‘A Letter’. I love this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=JtW1...m.youtube.comFear of Pop (ft. Ben Folds & William Shatner) - In Love - Late Night w Conan O'Brien 1-22-1999YouTube video by Michael 141436
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I hope you’re good and safe and loved by someone. If not, love yourself. Don’t quit. 3428960
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Thieves, abusers, and pedophiles should never be protected, platformed, or allowed to continue working. Ever. Neither should anyone who enables or defends them. 1929983
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Fuck it. The world is on fire and everything feels terrible. Here’s a song www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/peh59...dropbox.com 7132879
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Just today: -Fix/replace bathtub drain -Install two light switches -Paint cabinets -Regular dad duties -Tour prep via a series of nonstop phone calls and emails -A bunch of other crap I can’t talk about here Y’all: DO SOMETHING! 211612
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I am the worlds most famous Dallon. Even got my own song. Suck it, other Dallons! open.spotify.com/track/5rCoEW...open.spotify.comThe Dallon Song 211111
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Can’t sleep. 4AM Q/A? Or am I alone on this contraption? 37690
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Fell into a ‘Tok-hole’ of people doing bass covers of something I wrote. Everyone misses the same note. I will do nothing. 181242
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 05/01/2026What’s all this jazz about White Boy Of The Month of The Year? Is that…good? I loved ‘Sinners’ 2317110
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Hawkins High: Green & White school colors for 4 seasons Graduation day: Orange. Vecna: “Leave Me Alone” Mind Flayer: “Find me” Hopper: ‘Let’s give these bastards the ‘ol Razzmatazz’ Ok, the last one was fake, but what the shit on the rest!? Sued! 161539
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Neurotypical: “I don’t like you.” AuDHD: “Why?” NT: Lists neurodivergent symptoms verbatim* 1318817
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND MERadio From Hell @radiofromhell.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Dallon Weekes Stopped by During the Road to the Road Home! @rfhgina.bsky.social @rfhkerry.bsky.social @rfhbill.bsky.social #radiofromhell #utahradio #x96 #kerrybillgina #saltlakecity #slc #kxrk #rfh #fmradio #X96fm #morningradioshow #kerryjackson #billallred #ginabarberi #caity4short #rfhpodcastyoutube.comDallon Weeks Stopped By | 12.10.25YouTube video by Radio From Hell 0272
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025How do you describe a person based on this? Retro synth library funk jazz cowboy astronaut attending a funeral in space? Who am I? 211441
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Everyone should be punched in the face at least once in their life. One good punch to the face will teach you a few universal truths: -Instant humility -Youre tougher than you thought -Almost nothing in life is as scary as you imagined it -Respect for others so you dont get punched in the face again 2618616
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.” Neurotypical: Hands blue circle* ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.” NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?” 1623629
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Airplane Q’s? (Not Qs about airplanes. I’m just on one & that’s usually when I do this) 89820
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025H-ween is done. Tour starts in a few days. This is my last day to relax. Q’s for a bit? (No neurotypical post-production on the answers) 881101
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025On a plane. In the actual blue sky. Gimmie some Q’s. No neurotypical remixing answers* 126921
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Gimmie some Q’s, then I’m gonna turn this thing off for the day. 103891
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Bored on a Sunday* Give me a Q, but ONLY IF you are prepared to give proper context to the answer. No allistic remixing allowed. Aaaaand go 1291233
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It’s Tues morning. Haven’t been on here for a min. Gimmie some Q’s & I’ll answer until I need food 1311312
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 13/08/2025For some unknown reason ‘Violent Things’ is now streaming twice on Spotify (anywhere else?). Trying to figure out how & why, but if some fucker is trying to steal from me again I swear to god I will burn their entire fucking existence to the ground. Hi. 3424110
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND MEBreezy Weekes @breezyweekes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025There’s still an IDKHOW online shop, it’s just changed how to find it. This was due to changing management. On the IDKHOW.com scroll down to store or click on drop down menu the three lines top right.idkhow.comI DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND MEOfficial site for iDKHOW. Tour Dates, Videos, Shop & More. 2562
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND MEAmber Wallace @grnbutterflygarden.bsky.social · 16/06/2025@idkhow.bsky.social is by far the best band experience I've ever had and I'm a concert junkie. I Don't Know How But They Found Me was phenomenal last night in Berkeley 0694
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND MEvanessa ↯ @brobecks.bsky.social · 08/06/2025finished making my @idkhow.bsky.social cross stitches :3 512410
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND MEkendall @abstractheart.bsky.social · 28/05/2025my fav pics from boston calling :) @idkhow.bsky.social 0714
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I’m not a coffee man. Dr. Pepper is my ‘morning brown’ (tiny can) and I’m all out. Give me some Q’s until I have the will to begin my day. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1gw...m.youtube.comMorning Brown: Full Sketch | Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House Of Fun | Netflix Is A JokeYouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke 401290
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I saw some folks saying that people only showed up for the free concert, and not to hear Bernie & AOC speak about fighting oligarchy. That’s very flattering, but nah bro. Honored to have been a part of it. 52117
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Severance looks so slick. It’s like every iDKHOW idea I’ve ever had, plus money Sued! 1225518
Reposted by iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND METheFloridianFreak @thefloridianfreak.bsky.social · 28/03/2025This recreation of @idkhow.bsky.social Razzmatazz album cover was made in @rive.app so that I could start playing with their graph editor more. I'm a big fan of their music, and it was a lot of fun to make, so I hope y'all will give it a try in the link below. rive.app/community/fi... 1887
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Sorry Evan, but you don’t get to define my relationship with the religion I grew up with. I do. It’s complex & it’s personal, & I’ve always been open about it. If you choose to misrepresent that (mistakingly or intentionally), that’s a you problem. Don’t fuck with me either. Cheers! 🥂 132447
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Ticket buy ↯ mailchi.mp/2c1932975b12...mailchi.mpTickets On Sale Today 1815
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Maybe these are correct? Who knows? LOLOLOL 914813
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Ben Folds Five ‘Sessions At West 54th’ is one of the greatest filmed rock & roll performances of all time. In a proper universe, theyd’ve been amongst the biggest bands of the 90s. If you disagree, don’t be mad. Everyone is wrong sometimes & this time it’s you. You’ll be ok. 71635
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 09/03/2025“Today years old.” Stop it. ©DW HOT TAKES 2025 1024415
iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @idkhow.bsky.social · 28/02/2025New Shrek looks better. ©DW HOT TAKES 2025 161848