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@emily.coolsuckto.es
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t-slur, book enjoyer, failed librarian, writer of bad code it's ok to yell at me if I forget to use alt text

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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 06/10/2026
yeahhh that is unfortunate/toxic af. I think I mostly stay on 7-day cycle just because it is easier to remember
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 06/10/2026
I was raised catholic so like, a little bit of suffering builds character <3
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 06/10/2026
ily2 bb girl
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 30/09/2026
some are bestowed with the gift of the old gods, pee as blue as the finest denims. jiss, if you will.
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 30/09/2026
young man this is slander! not all piss enjoyers!
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 06/09/2026
The computer is ultimately a divine tool, one of Posting, one of Gaming, one of Homosexuality, that has been perverted by Bros
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 01/09/2026
I want them back and the 7-layer burrito so bad
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 01/09/2026
good luck have fun, welcome to your dorley hole (idk what surgery you're getting so this may not work)
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 01/09/2026
the only thin blue line I respect (taco bell workers)
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 31/08/2026
not a very good job imho
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 31/08/2026
the hunt for red october absolutely *fucks*; pizza is also really good. congrats on 14 years
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/08/2026
#PSA #motivational
Doom II screenshot of the super shotgun firing into a courtyard of dead demons captioned 

Don't let your demons win today
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 30/08/2026
kutztown university golden bears my beloved 😍
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 26/08/2026
Moped blow out a back tire in 2006. Landed on my head going faster than I should have been. I had a large dent in my helmet. Lost teeth and concussed but I am alive. I don't believe this would have been the case without a helmet. If you ride something with two wheels, PLEASE wear a helmet.
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 25/08/2026
love is great but have you seen butts?
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 25/08/2026
@barrowof.gay
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Minion Minions
ALT: Minion Minions
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 25/08/2026
@puppymillie.bsky.social
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 25/08/2026
lmfao
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Carol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wip
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 24/08/2026
I am consistently piss mogged by my wife
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 18/08/2026
you don't want demons stealing your poo and running amok throughout your living spaces
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 13/08/2026
I will tell you one I shamefully enjoy, Hole covering Gold Dust Woman (Fleetwood Mac). Appeared on the second Crow movie lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngmh...
youtube.com
Hole - Gold Dust Woman (High Quality)
YouTube video by Punk Wave
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 13/08/2026
somehow I am blocked by Stella lol
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 31/07/2026
emilys cant stop winning
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 27/07/2026
seems like a lovely guy to give money to @frame.work
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 27/07/2026
I'm built different tho
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 27/07/2026
I'll definitely have to try that out, thanks!
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 27/07/2026
I'm stuck on the Go battle league wins lol. Had a fun time yesterday with all the people @ Allentown Rose Garden though for Mewtwo again though
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 23/07/2026
no worries! you’re amazing thank you for sharing your work
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 23/07/2026
i love this so much, you don’t happen to sell prints of this one ?
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 09/07/2026
so true
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 08/07/2026
depends on the hole
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
MAGA streamer arrested at Trump's state fair...for masturbating in front of female acrobats while dressed as Uncle Sam.
the-sun.com
Streamer dressed as Uncle Sam arrested for sex act at Great American State Fair
A STREAMER has been arrested at the Great American State Fair for allegedly masturbating during a performance. It is the latest in a string of embarrassments for President Trump’s patriotic e…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day on Twitter being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is horrifying. It classes disabled people as not fully human, because it is saying that they cannot ‘feel’ the same way as an able bodied person would in the same circumstances. www.mind.org.uk/news-campaig...
The new rules
The judgment introduces a regressive legal standard that will fundamentally alter the lives of potentially hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people:
The vast majority of people currently protected by the DoLS safeguards system in the UK will likely see their existing checks and independent inspections cancelled.
The Court implies that individuals with profound cognitive disabilities cannot be "deprived" of liberty because their condition limits their ability to experience it—a view that devalues their fundamental | rights.
The Court has suggested that in borderline cases, for a deprivation of liberty to exist, a care setting must closely mirror the extreme confinement of a prison cell.
If a vulnerable person appears passive or does not actively protest their arrangements, the law may recognise this as "consent" — even if they are subjected to routine physical restraint or chemical sedation or have never known a life without a high level of restriction.
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 02/06/2026
the "I'm Tom Ring and I wanna see ya, in a Brown Daub Kia" has latched on to my brain like one of those thingies in Baldur's Gate 3
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I need to share with you the greatest mural I've ever seen.
A mural painted on the side of a convenience store of a mountain landscape with a cougar in the foreground on the left and on the right a bag of Lays chips, a bag of Doritos, a Monster energy drink, a bottle of coke and a Gatorade.
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month from Labour!
Headline from the Telegraph "Health Secretary: I changed my mind – trans women are not women
James Murray says he accepts difference between sex and gender and that single-sex spaces should be protected" over a picture of a gormless greying nothing of a man who probably couldn't even pick himself out of an identity parade
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 29/05/2026
you're like the dostoevsky of piss (instead of feet)
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 28/05/2026
yeah if it is just the head gasket it isn't too bad. if the head is warped it becomes a pain in the ass
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Cody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cold open on a 360 slomo shot of an airmen proudly blowing up a girl's school.
hollywoodreporter.com
Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Movie for Universal
The film is based on Mitchell Zuckoff's forthcoming book and marks Bay's second collaboration with the journalist following '13 Hours.'
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 20/05/2026
I spend so much of my time at work fixing the issues introduced by a coworker "Vibe coding". I'm tired
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 20/05/2026
ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 12/05/2026
who up splittin they pea
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emily @emily.coolsuckto.es · 06/05/2026
emily piss army rise up
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/04/2026
let's lighten it up
paulie walnuts pointing at a badly photoshopped plate of beef stroganoff saying 

You're telling me dis beef was strokin off?
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
your honor, my client is an enormous piece of shit who makes being an enormous piece of shit the center of everyone's attention daily, and the problem is the people who've noticed that
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/04/2026
indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents
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