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Emil A. Meal

@emilameal.bsky.social
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given the opportunity to chill I would fumble it affably and soon perish. Philly

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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
was dancing with my friend and there’s a couple next to us narrating. many new york clubbers do this. they don’t really dance they just loudly critique and analyze what’s going on.
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
an ambulance with no lights on barreling down the highway at 3am. moving like the grim reaper
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
brain law
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thirty grams of protein in the EternityQuil i’m sipping as i drive thru new jersey
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
let’s have Grand Feelings
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i finally had a good idea and it took me all of five minutes sitting on the toilet looking at images on my phone
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
expecting a bite when the carnivorous snail catches up to me
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
small business owners lip syncing to ai generated formulaic and gummy 2010s pop songs (and their daughters) part 2
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations. You've just been invited to the grand opening of my pop-up shop in a provincial shopping centre in terminal decline.
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at a combination boxing tournament rave last night in north and it was one of the most stressful dance and music experiences i’ve been to at the beginning when guys were beating the hell out of each other but after they were done we danced until 6 and the relief bloomed and people danced in the ring
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what up dooh how it’s going
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
rolled up shreds of my ticket and stuffed them in my ears
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m working on my mile
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I enjoy messing around with stuff I like
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was taking my kid to the designated Parkour Area that the local council built but the intended access point was cut off by construction. We were forced to creatively navigate a hostile urban built environment to reach it. Unacceptable.
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
puccini is a singapora, the world’s smallest breed of cat. he is nearing the end of his days. at fourteen years old, he weighs four pounds
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Caught your man taking a deep breath from a steaming mug and exhaling a long satisfied sigh
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when is the goddamn meteor coming
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the polycule has an llc 😩
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
three cockroaches in the sink this morning. they graduate to the corners like this feels “the furthest.” but it’s all sink my friends
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
soft blue depth to the sky. storm clouds in an array of distances and low to the ground backlit by wan yellow morning sun. the ample puddles on the asphalt surfaces are glowing. the cat is confused about who i am
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
after dancing used to feel like, “god i want to carve some wood,” but now it feels like, “god i want to make a rock smooth.” the reality is that after dancing i will go to work
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what is the anxiety where you fear
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
big sapphire in silver 🙂‍↕️
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gas station cashier telling me sometime u make mistakes quick an some mistakes are long slow ones
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a polycule is buying my apartment building and kicking all ten of us out to move their stink ass computer job having polyamorous gaggle into my home fuck
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sweet ring imminent. spent fourteen hours at the factory and returning there before dawn let’s go artifice
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Leaping into effortless action
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hobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my next question is for both candidates. where does songs go after you listen to them
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going to bed is more staying in one place than going
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
eight hundred holes in the floor (to dive into) eight hundred holes in the ceiling (to fall through) this room is swiss cheese you are unlikely to enjoy
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and tomorrow given the opportunity i will make a rough rock smooth and circular
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
was using a five pound metal cube to prop up a circular work piece and the work rolled, pushing the cube off the table, and it may have crushed my testicles, had i not been fully erect at the time and able to parry the steel cube with my penis
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
speak interestingly and carry an interesting stick
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the sunset in the glowing amber of urine contained in a voss water
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the forklift does not have brakes so whatever i carry i must carry forever perpetually onward i tell the truck driver as he jogs beside me trying to hand me a paper and pad to sign for this skid he’s dropping off while i do loops around his trailer in the parking lot
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026
We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when i tip my head back to drink protein milk the wind threatens to steal my hat away so i’ve been taking little sips
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
shop gifts for your bitter ruler of the universe
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i want a carbon frame vertical step-over single-speed geared kind of high
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
guy asks me to teach him one move, any step. and i tell him. it’s the shape of the vessel and not the amount of water in it. i’m allowed to say anything to diffuse these situations. i choose cryptic bullshit. but brushing them off offends and sets up more trouble later in the night
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
possum choose an obnoxious, tardy moment to freakout and dash into the ivy. crouched behind trashcans. visible. noticeable, even. the grubby white angular head. I walked all the way past and up some stairs and positioned above for a diving diving pounce and then it flees
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
laying on cloud watching the moon
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
headed to the lesbian bar do you need anything
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feels much better to brush my teeth when my hair is wet
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