Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026was dancing with my friend and there’s a couple next to us narrating. many new york clubbers do this. they don’t really dance they just loudly critique and analyze what’s going on. 110
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026an ambulance with no lights on barreling down the highway at 3am. moving like the grim reaper 020
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026thirty grams of protein in the EternityQuil i’m sipping as i drive thru new jersey 030
Reposted by Emil A. MealMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do 4433143
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i finally had a good idea and it took me all of five minutes sitting on the toilet looking at images on my phone 021
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026expecting a bite when the carnivorous snail catches up to me 051
Reposted by Emil A. MealAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking up really bad is like jazz 210622
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026small business owners lip syncing to ai generated formulaic and gummy 2010s pop songs (and their daughters) part 2 000
Reposted by Emil A. MealGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Congratulations. You've just been invited to the grand opening of my pop-up shop in a provincial shopping centre in terminal decline. 0452
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at a combination boxing tournament rave last night in north and it was one of the most stressful dance and music experiences i’ve been to at the beginning when guys were beating the hell out of each other but after they were done we danced until 6 and the relief bloomed and people danced in the ring 010
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026rolled up shreds of my ticket and stuffed them in my ears 000
Reposted by Emil A. Mealspooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I enjoy messing around with stuff I like 091
Reposted by Emil A. MealFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was taking my kid to the designated Parkour Area that the local council built but the intended access point was cut off by construction. We were forced to creatively navigate a hostile urban built environment to reach it. Unacceptable. 1353
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026puccini is a singapora, the world’s smallest breed of cat. he is nearing the end of his days. at fourteen years old, he weighs four pounds 071
Reposted by Emil A. MealAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Caught your man taking a deep breath from a steaming mug and exhaling a long satisfied sigh 1589
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026three cockroaches in the sink this morning. they graduate to the corners like this feels “the furthest.” but it’s all sink my friends 060
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026soft blue depth to the sky. storm clouds in an array of distances and low to the ground backlit by wan yellow morning sun. the ample puddles on the asphalt surfaces are glowing. the cat is confused about who i am 020
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026after dancing used to feel like, “god i want to carve some wood,” but now it feels like, “god i want to make a rock smooth.” the reality is that after dancing i will go to work 030
Reposted by Emil A. MealGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026gas station cashier telling me sometime u make mistakes quick an some mistakes are long slow ones 2706
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a polycule is buying my apartment building and kicking all ten of us out to move their stink ass computer job having polyamorous gaggle into my home fuck 140
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sweet ring imminent. spent fourteen hours at the factory and returning there before dawn let’s go artifice 020
Reposted by Emil A. Mealhobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my next question is for both candidates. where does songs go after you listen to them 010013
Reposted by Emil A. MealGreen🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Going to bed is more staying in one place than going 091
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026eight hundred holes in the floor (to dive into) eight hundred holes in the ceiling (to fall through) this room is swiss cheese you are unlikely to enjoy 000
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026and tomorrow given the opportunity i will make a rough rock smooth and circular 010
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026was using a five pound metal cube to prop up a circular work piece and the work rolled, pushing the cube off the table, and it may have crushed my testicles, had i not been fully erect at the time and able to parry the steel cube with my penis 040
Reposted by Emil A. Mealyаna @ghola.bsky.social · 15/09/2026speak interestingly and carry an interesting stick 06213
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the sunset in the glowing amber of urine contained in a voss water 1150
Reposted by Emil A. MealMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain 28414
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the forklift does not have brakes so whatever i carry i must carry forever perpetually onward i tell the truck driver as he jogs beside me trying to hand me a paper and pad to sign for this skid he’s dropping off while i do loops around his trailer in the parking lot 000
Reposted by Emil A. Mealwalking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning 111729
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when i tip my head back to drink protein milk the wind threatens to steal my hat away so i’ve been taking little sips 010
Reposted by Emil A. Mealyаna @ghola.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i want a carbon frame vertical step-over single-speed geared kind of high 2161
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026guy asks me to teach him one move, any step. and i tell him. it’s the shape of the vessel and not the amount of water in it. i’m allowed to say anything to diffuse these situations. i choose cryptic bullshit. but brushing them off offends and sets up more trouble later in the night 130
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026possum choose an obnoxious, tardy moment to freakout and dash into the ivy. crouched behind trashcans. visible. noticeable, even. the grubby white angular head. I walked all the way past and up some stairs and positioned above for a diving diving pounce and then it flees 000
Reposted by Emil A. Mealspooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 05/09/2026laying on cloud watching the moon 1164
Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026feels much better to brush my teeth when my hair is wet 000