Reposted by Emergency PantsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2023today's lesser evil is eviler than yesterday's greater evil, which is where the lesser evil theory of democracy gets you. at some point both options are so far beyond unconscionable that their relative degree of evil becomes functionally irrelevant and folk's, here we fuckin are 415055
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 11/11/2023@g8torgrrl.bsky.social NO PFP? WTF? HERE, FIXED 150
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 07/11/2023@rantsbydesign.bsky.social STEPHERSON I AM TRYING TO REPLY TO YOUR TEXT BUT YOU HAVE MY NUMBER BLOCKED OR SOMETHING YOU BIG STUPID 020
Reposted by Emergency PantsMegan O’Toole @meganotoole.bsky.social · 07/11/2023All bakeries in the Gaza City and North Gaza governorates have stopped operating due to Israel’s systematic targeting and a lack of fuel and flour, according to Palestinian officials. Oxfam has accused Israel of using starvation ‘as a weapon of war’.aljazeera.comGaza at ‘breaking point’ as Israel refuses to allow in life-saving fuelWar-shattered Gaza’s health, sanitation, water and food services are nearly exhausted as Israel prevents fuel to enter. 6353192
Reposted by Emergency PantsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2023in light of his recent remarks against a ceasefire, i have moved the Bernie Sanders Dial from "Not Mad, Just Extremely Disappointed" to "Fuck Bernie Sanders" 3223
Reposted by Emergency Pants🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ @joeywreck.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Israel just massacred hundreds of people in a refugee camp and went on live television and proudly stated they launched an airstrike on a refugee camp for one man and the civilian deaths are collateral damage. They were able to bomb hospitals with the full backing of the U.S. and stepped it up. 12020
Reposted by Emergency PantsStriking News @strikenews.skyfleet.blue · 03/10/2023Waffle House workers to strike: $25 per hour, 24-hour security among demands - AL.comal.comWaffle House workers to strike: $25 per hour, 24-hour security among demandsEmployees also want Waffle House locations to close in severe weather and an end to mandatory meal deductions. 084
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023JFC I get sick of my own playlists so quickly 010
Reposted by Emergency PantsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/10/2023They're turning Hitler's childhood home into a police station. Not sure if there is a better metaphor for how fascism is birthed than through the police. 1528468
Reposted by Emergency PantsSam @dragonborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Every action the US accuses other countries of doing is just a confession 2134
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2023TODAY IS MY FRIDAY SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS! 110
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Goodnight, Commies. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. 030
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Our system can only conceive of public “protection” in violent terms: war, policing, prisons, etc. Because there is no profit in curative medicine, housing the poor, etc. 3k died on 9/11, so we spent $trillions on war, no questions asked. 500,000 a year die of cancer & “How will we pay” for M4A??? 0113
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2023WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS THINGY IN THIS APP IT IS SO ANNOYING IT ANNOYS ME I AM ANNOYED 220
Reposted by Emergency PantsAmanda Rykoff @amandarykoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I am not joking: www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/v...cbsnews.comVocal anti-vax movement spreading to dog ownersThat puts both the animal, and their human, at risk 7236
Reposted by Emergency PantsSoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Hooded oriole photobombed by house finch. 🌿🪶 1637
Reposted by Emergency Pantscaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Twitter when you start deleting all your tweets 517616
Reposted by Emergency Pantsmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2023The only remotely decent opinion the ADL has is that they don't like Nazis and Elon Musk is mad at them for it 119914
Reposted by Emergency PantsRon Placone @ronplacone.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Y’all…it’s going to be a very, very long election season. 043
Reposted by Emergency Pants🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ @joeywreck.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Are they still saying it’s sexist to call for her resignation? 25712
Reposted by Emergency PantsColorado Socialist ☭🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ♿ @leftwardswing.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Everyone meet a big funder of the far right film "Sound of Freedom" Fabian Marta. He's such a big funder his name appears in the credits. He's also been arrested on felony child kidnapping charges. www.newsweek.com/sound-freedom-fund… 094
Reposted by Emergency PantsThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/07/2023"See, all it takes is this little half-twist right here, and then you can keep going forever—you never run out of street!"theonion.comRaving Pete Buttigieg Launches Initiative To Build Möbius Highways Where Cars Can Drive For Infinit...WASHINGTON—Rambling incoherently about the benefits of travel upon a single looped surface, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg launched an initiative Wednesday to build Möbius highways that wi... 313624
Reposted by Emergency PantsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2023Imagine trying to sell me NFTs when I'm old enough to remember right click save as. Ok thanks that's mine now have a good one. 082
Reposted by Emergency PantsFifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Elon Musk pitching his latest idea 7899
Reposted by Emergency Pants🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 24/07/2023CW: police, anti-trans violence An LA County Sheriff's Deputy beat a trans man. The officer claims he pulled him over due to an air freshener in the vehicle. I can't even describe my feelings www.latimes.com/california/story/20…latimes.com'I can't die like this': Video shows trans man beaten by deputy during stopThe incident in Whittier is the latest in a string of controversial force incidents involving Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies. 54017
Reposted by Emergency PantsJake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/07/2023The movie The Blob is about the dangers of self pleasure, people being consumed by cummies 0191
Reposted by Emergency PantsLumpy Louise @lumpylouise.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Sinkhole ate cop shop in WV Comrade Sinkhole :) 89431
Reposted by Emergency Pantszeronelite @zeronelite.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Billionaires don't want you to know about this one weird trick! 019541
Reposted by Emergency PantsFifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Happy 4th of July. It's been nearly a decade since a Princeton study confirmed without a shadow of a doubt that the United States is an oligarchy and definitely not a democracy. We should stop the culture war immediately and solve this problem first. 18028
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Biden is like if an old senile racist right wing douchebag became president 130
Reposted by Emergency PantsJake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 28/06/2023the math is simple: 1 blue sky follower equals 10 twitter followers 1 twitter followers is 100 mastodon followers 1 skeet fave is the same as 40 likes on twister 1 toot breaks down to 0.045 reskeets 1 skloosh is roughly 26 grams A follow cannot replace your parents love hope this comes in handy! 48713
Reposted by Emergency PantsJake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 03/07/2023googling “can you rip your b-hole from farting too hard” 291
Reposted by Emergency PantsFifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Climate activists in Spain sabotaged 10 golf courses. Spain has been in a drought since 2022. Each golf course uses hundreds of thousands of liters of water per day to maintain. www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/… 815238
