iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I'm a lot funnier than people give me credit for. GDI

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You know I always thought banging on a drum all day would be way too exhausting for a day off.

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I'd like to say "nothing but bluesky" but you skeet shooters need to keep me more occupied. I want 50 skeets an hour from each of you and make them good!

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Oh can I not fucking swear on this app?

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Wait, who the fuck gave Tapper a code?

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Go to Bluesky, they told me. You'll make it big there, they said. Welp Already got more posts than followers :)

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This shall be my serious account. There will be no funny stuff allowed here. I mean it.

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ghost of my former self @alienschoolyard.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

OK so whose posting the first tweet for the HellThread?

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Reposted by Lumpy Louise

illuminating: turns out the constitution was just a torn out piece of loose leaf paper with a dick drawn on it all along

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So I was calling this place "Skeeter" because of "skeets" but... If you tweet on The Twitter One would then skeet on The Skitter So the Sky is now The Skitter

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Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

My brain is so weird. I keep seeing the "bsky" in people's @'s here and think of Banksy and am wow'ed he has so many people creating profiles in his name.

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Reposted by Lumpy Louise

Do you eat satay? That’s a Thaiop

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Do your legs get super tired though you haven't used them much? That's a myop (athy)

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Haha! I was just remembering a story I heard of a couple who first got onto Twitter and didn't understand it wasn't private so was using it like texts. 🤣 I can't remember who it was but it came to my mind cuz there aren't any dms here...so yeah, don't share private stuff and all that on the skeeter

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Hey @citizenuprising.bsky.social. You have to know the no emoji thing is KILLING me :D :D :D

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I have a small list of people looking for codes going and i get this is a longshot but if any one has ones available at any time, let me know. Trying to get the twitter folk over here.

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ghost of my former self @alienschoolyard.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

I got 11 followers now! Let's get this party started 🤣

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Reposted by Lumpy Louise

Blue sky just became the bluest sky

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Let me be the 9th person to share this here (first in ALL CAPS): POOPOO PEEPEE *(not to be confused with those heathens that say peepee poopoo)

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