Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Same in the present, but I’m pretty sure I was dumb as a rock when I was a smoker. I’m your basic lifelong dipshit. 020
Reposted by Emergency PantsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2023today's lesser evil is eviler than yesterday's greater evil, which is where the lesser evil theory of democracy gets you. at some point both options are so far beyond unconscionable that their relative degree of evil becomes functionally irrelevant and folk's, here we fuckin are 415055
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 11/11/2023@g8torgrrl.bsky.social NO PFP? WTF? HERE, FIXED 150
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 08/11/2023YOUR PHONE MAKES YOU DO STUFF CAUSE YOURE A BIG STUPID 000
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 07/11/2023@rantsbydesign.bsky.social STEPHERSON I AM TRYING TO REPLY TO YOUR TEXT BUT YOU HAVE MY NUMBER BLOCKED OR SOMETHING YOU BIG STUPID 020
Reposted by Emergency PantsMegan O’Toole @meganotoole.bsky.social · 07/11/2023All bakeries in the Gaza City and North Gaza governorates have stopped operating due to Israel’s systematic targeting and a lack of fuel and flour, according to Palestinian officials. Oxfam has accused Israel of using starvation ‘as a weapon of war’.aljazeera.comGaza at ‘breaking point’ as Israel refuses to allow in life-saving fuelWar-shattered Gaza’s health, sanitation, water and food services are nearly exhausted as Israel prevents fuel to enter. 6353192
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 06/11/2023HE IS A GENIUS AND HE IS MY BEST FRIEND WE PLAY FOOSBALL AND ROCK OUT TO HUEY LEWIS 050
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 06/11/2023I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NEW NAME FOR THIS WOMAN: FARTLOW 000
Reposted by Emergency PantsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2023in light of his recent remarks against a ceasefire, i have moved the Bernie Sanders Dial from "Not Mad, Just Extremely Disappointed" to "Fuck Bernie Sanders" 3223
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 05/11/2023I HAVE NOT SEEN FARTLOW’S TWEET WHAT IS THE TWEET 020
Reposted by Emergency Pants🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ @joeywreck.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Israel just massacred hundreds of people in a refugee camp and went on live television and proudly stated they launched an airstrike on a refugee camp for one man and the civilian deaths are collateral damage. They were able to bomb hospitals with the full backing of the U.S. and stepped it up. 12020
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I DONT HAVE HIS EMAIL BUT I CAN DM HIM YOU WEIRDO THAT IS HOW IVE SENT INVITES IN THE PAST STOP SNORTING SO MANY DOOBIES 110
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2023THAT COULD BE STRAIGHT VODKA YOU DONT KNOW 000
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2023IVE SEEN TAYLOR SWIFT DEHYDRATE SIR ITS PRETTY GROSS 000
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2023MATT GAETZ HAS A STRANGELY WARPED HEAD WHICH SEEMS TO BE A HALLMARK OF EVIL RIGHTWING TURDS 140
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Also, bullshit puritanical nonsense like the Hyde Amendment & other restrictions I’ve probably never heard of… 010
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023My wife had Medicare & literally never had any treatment denied. She was severely ill for years.Even in this shitty system, Medicare has the advantage of zero profit motive, The downside is private-ins controlled pols constantly trying to slash & kill it, shitty dental & vision coverage, bureaucracy 110
Reposted by Emergency PantsStriking News @strikenews.skyfleet.blue · 03/10/2023Waffle House workers to strike: $25 per hour, 24-hour security among demands - AL.comal.comWaffle House workers to strike: $25 per hour, 24-hour security among demandsEmployees also want Waffle House locations to close in severe weather and an end to mandatory meal deductions. 084
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023A moot pointed out that my concept would require protection from a tyranny of the majority on many issues. You & I will always disagree b/c I can’t get my head around a stateless society. Someone will always seek to take advantage of weaker ppl. Do we allow that? Or create authority to curtail it? 100
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Also, I didn’t mean you’re trying to trick ppl. I just meant it very much matters *which* gov’t we’re talking about. They all have problems, but the U.S. is truly a special case 130
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023JFC I get sick of my own playlists so quickly 010
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023It’s impossible to co-opt authority when only the general populace has the ability to ratify policy. There are no politicians, no individuals w the power to make deals or contracts. No “representative” authority. Otherwise, it’s not as if corruption doesn’t also happen at state & municipal levels 000
Reposted by Emergency PantsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/10/2023They're turning Hitler's childhood home into a police station. Not sure if there is a better metaphor for how fascism is birthed than through the police. 1528468
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Trick question, intentional or not. I don’t think THIS gov’t should manage a single thing. The gov’t I want, which is literally a rotating body of ordinary people & all policy made by referendum, would “manage” healthcare only to the extent of ensuring it’s available to everyone w no obstructions 242
Reposted by Emergency PantsSam @dragonborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Every action the US accuses other countries of doing is just a confession 2134
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2023100% agree. Citing “privacy” makes no sense; releasing this info doesn’t expose personal data. People have a right to make their own decisions, & a right to the information necessary to do so. 092
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2023TODAY IS MY FRIDAY SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS! 110
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Goodnight, Commies. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. 030
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Same. Where Twitter is concerned, I’m still there, just deleted all DMs & will be very careful not to put any [more] personal info out there 000
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Our system can only conceive of public “protection” in violent terms: war, policing, prisons, etc. Because there is no profit in curative medicine, housing the poor, etc. 3k died on 9/11, so we spent $trillions on war, no questions asked. 500,000 a year die of cancer & “How will we pay” for M4A??? 0113
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2023WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS THINGY IN THIS APP IT IS SO ANNOYING IT ANNOYS ME I AM ANNOYED 220
Emergency Pants @emergencypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Translation: The robot will be armed and will take your job 130
Reposted by Emergency PantsAmanda Rykoff @amandarykoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I am not joking: www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/v...cbsnews.comVocal anti-vax movement spreading to dog ownersThat puts both the animal, and their human, at risk 7236
