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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chamomile time BITCH
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the longest I've ever gone without seeing Marlow and it's really starting to hurt ):
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hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Diva.
A photo of my great pyrenees, Brutus. He is a 115lb white man who punched a hole in my shopping bag and put his head through the hole for reasons I could never begin to guess. Drama, probably.
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lost enough weight that my rings don't fit my fingers anymore 3:
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dog isn't here to freak the fuck out at the pressure cooker 3:
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Alex Rimberg @ajrimberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of nature's everyday miracles. Norwich VT, September 2026 #ECK #Photography #PhotographersOfBluesky #Stunday #Nature #AOFoto
This image shows a portion of a spiderweb covered with drops of dew and backlit by the morning sun.  Part of the center of the web appears in the lower left corner of the frame, and a prominent strand leaves from it there and angles upward to the upper right corner.  The background is black, except for some green, yellow and red bokeh mostly in the upper right corner.  The droplets of dew can be clearly distinguished; by some trick of the light (refraction of the sun's rays, at a guess) many of them are subtly tinted with the colors of the rainbow.  One of nature's many spontaneous decorations that appear where least expected!

Nikon Z8 + Nikkor Z 24-200mm f/4-6.3 VR @ 24 mm, ISO 500, 1/500, f/7.1
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Four days into living in this county and I already got to bully the commissioner to his face can I get a hell yeah?
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Amazing what a single black eyeshadow, a pointed brush, and my own spit can do
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Health and Daoboys ripped tonight
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remembered the term Whippin Shitties and I'm better again
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Duality or something
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whippin out the emergency pickle juice
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Marlow smells like a vacuum
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Indulging all of my vices
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gonna be starting my 30s back in Wisconsin
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jesus fucking Christ man I just need things to stop happening
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Eredhes @eredhes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another Lascaux horse. From last Autumn.
Framed relief sculpture of a horse, based on the axial gallery of the Lascaux. The horse is yellow, with an orange neck/face. It starts on the left/hindquarters as a cave painting and then becomes more three dimensional to the right/front. The background of the relief is textured to look rock-like. There are various painted lines around the horse including two that look like feathers, and 4 parallel lines above. Framed relief sculpture of a horse, based on the axial gallery of the Lascaux. The horse is yellow, with an orange neck/face. It starts on the left/hindquarters as a cave painting and then becomes more three dimensional to the right/front. The background of the relief is textured to look rock-like. There are various painted lines around the horse including two that look like feathers, and 4 parallel lines above. Framed relief sculpture of a horse, based on the axial gallery of the Lascaux. The horse is yellow, with an orange neck/face. It starts on the left/hindquarters as a cave painting and then becomes more three dimensional to the right/front. The background of the relief is textured to look rock-like. There are various painted lines around the horse including two that look like feathers, and 4 parallel lines above. Framed relief sculpture of a horse, based on the axial gallery of the Lascaux. The horse is yellow, with an orange neck/face. It starts on the left/hindquarters as a cave painting and then becomes more three dimensional to the right/front. The background of the relief is textured to look rock-like. There are various painted lines around the horse including two that look like feathers, and 4 parallel lines above.
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Keurigs were almost a good idea
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes all you need is six PBRs and to hold a cicada
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is my third viewing of The Blues Brothers this month
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 14/08/2026
i wish i got the autism that makes you employable instead of the one that makes you extremely unemployable
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wifen't
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So many strange and meaningful bookends and coincidences happening in my life lately
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🌑 @fell.energy · 12/08/2026
you've been a neutral neutral girl
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mr. Noodle you are so talented
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sims 4 Rags to Riches Challenge IRL Simulator
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Now that I've set a move date and started packing I'm finally getting calls about setting up job interviews here 🤪
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
LEMME HONK THAT BO-BO
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Insomnia 👍
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guess who's moving?
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
These gummies taste like medicine and feel like sand
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tried to donate plasma but they couldn't find any veins on me today 3: still got paid 😭
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A piping lukewarm cup of coffee
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Funeral school? 🤔
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Who up Oingin they Boingo
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No, I don't have the poop virus, this is just how I shit I swear to God
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VƎX Werewolf @handle.invalid · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They should invent a day where I'm not in pain
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For whom the Baja Blasts
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sativa my beloved
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is my period tracker at this point
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
God I love him
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
unfortunately I have to disagree
Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears.
Now it shall cover the grave of my son.

Gandalf: You have four bears?
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em 🥀 @emcrrn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Born too late to become an ornamental lawn hermit
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