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E. McNeil

@emcneil.bsky.social
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Hey! 👋 You'll probably find me lurking in the comments. Chaotic good once described as both Leslie Knope and Phil Dunphy. Transplanted New Englander in Scotland | cat mama | auntie | books | gardening | animal lover | Red Sox

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The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you realize your punishments as a child (stay home, take a nap, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Jinx the lazy bobtail tabby cat laying on the bed and covering her eyes with one paw. 
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lost count of how many times I've told my husband to "stop twisting your whiskers." Such a useful phrase, thanks @tkingfisher.com! 😂
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Ben Miller @extinctmonsters.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The internet was absolutely a mistake but this is one of like five admissible pieces of evidence that it’s good actually
What I'm doing with my life
sometimes sheets can be propped up to be a cave but other times they lie flat like a ground. why is that
I'm looking for
• poposable thumbs
• Tall as counter
• Understanding of locks
• Warms
The first things people usually notice about me i am small enough to use pieces of furniture in different ways that are surprising to humans eg edge of the bed is actually a tiny step for me to use like a borrower
The six things I could never do without cold chickens, heated chickens, small dry pellet chickkens, chickens from a can with picture of cat on it, chickens from the sea (also in can but missing cat picutre on can), chicken from larger animals like beef
The most private thing I'm willing to admit iwill climb on top of you in the night and settle like a tiny rain cloud
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
Our massive brilliant orange cat Jim on some grass with my new collection of short stories
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Tabby🦇 @findmeinthecreek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if 19th-century cats followed their owners into the outhouse.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just woke up from a nap. Not sure what day it is.
A tortoiseshell cat sitting on a bed with white sheets. She looks a little flustered and ruffled.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I come by Masshole honestly ✌️
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#TartanArmy wife here. Free to a good home: one gently used Scotsman. Comes with his own kilt. Free to collect in the Boston area. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is the correct answer.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Name something orange that makes you smile 🧡
A handsome orange and white cat gazes into the distance 🧡
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I would also quite like a magic broom
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 02/06/2026
I would REALLY like to see the cat road collisions petition actually get somewhere this time. Two weeks left to get it over the 100k line so ministers can't just shrug and go "nah that's just for dogs" as they have previously. Please sign and share:
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Legislate to require drivers to report collisions with cats
It is legal in the UK to hit a cat when driving and not need to stop or report collisions, leaving them scared, alone, and in pain. Cats are important, loved, valued family members for many and we believe the law should reflect this.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I had to read this 6 times before I understood it wasn't about 670 flavours of ice cream.
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Boston/MA/New England has the superior clam chowder AND makes the best hot dog buns/rolls but what’s also wild is while hot dogs come packs of 8, hot dog buns sell in packs of 10 but our hot dog buns are sold in packs of 6… JUST MAKE IT 8 TO A PACK! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feeling very retro standing in the queue for cash.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yes
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It me! "...loves sunbathing, ear massages, butter, and cuddles."
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
100% true.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My tribe
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🐟🌮🍤🌮🐔🌮🥩🌮🍣🌮🦑🌮🥑🌶️🌮
media.tenor.com
a woman is holding a pitcher of lemonade in front of a man and a woman with #thegoodplace written in the corner
Alt: a woman is holding a pitcher of lemonade in front of a man and a woman with #thegoodplace written in the corner
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of my favourite facts: a single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 07/04/2026
Love that Corgi 🤣🐶
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm sorry but there's nothing "weird" about a Fluffernutter.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Patrick Stewart looking sexy in a green shirtPatrick Stewart looking very excited to be in a beach, shirtless in pink board shorts holding a fancy cocktailPatrick Stewart in a formal red jacket in a big hands razzle dazzle pose surrounded by four dancing showgirls in sheer sparkly outfitsPatrick Stewart on a red carpet wearing a jacket and tie and kilt and sporran
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
With my cat it's an hour before. Dinner used to be at 5pm now I'm lucky if I can hold them off til 11am!
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Jenn Mercer, CT @jennmercer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sleep at night is stupid. Naps during the day are glorious.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
100% true
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
😭🥰
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I feel you, Lucy!
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Meanwhile...
Detail of the map with Fiji and Peacock circled.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Name something orange that makes you smile 🧡
A handsome orange and white cat gazes into the distance 🧡
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You didn't need a video of animals eating popcorn, but here you go 🍿😎💙
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🌎< (All hail our bunny overlords)
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Now all I can think about is fried clams... the Scots fry everything except clams!
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I feel this way, too, but sadly I am at work and my boss didn't really approve.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good morning here is your emergency sloth
It’s a grey thing, with creamy patches around its eyes and large mascara-like smears running from the eyes outwards. Long arms clinging to a narrow tree branch. General Chewbacca vibe.
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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A short recap of Jason Varitek’s career.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm thinking of getting a watermark that says "written with the assistance of Charlie". He often "supervises" my work. 🐾
A floofy orange and white cat rests his chin on a keyboard.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I feel it in my soul.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me tryna explain Fat Bear Week to all my non-online colleagues.
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E. McNeil @emcneil.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The teeth marks alone make it collectable!
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow. I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
Lego box with age restriction of 4 to 99
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