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Elyse

@elysebee.bsky.social
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oh, for the love of god 💐 washington, dc

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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
forgot i had this lmfao ive been back on twitter with the sewer rats my bad
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ABIGAILLLLLLLLL
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i keep forgetting about bluesky lmfao
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A MANIFEST FOR SOME IS NOT A MANIFEST FOR ALL
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
right exactly like fucking miss me
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2025
Casar: "Look, when Donald Trump said first this didn't exist, and then we found it, and now he's saying he didn't sign it -- his signature looks just like his own signature -- it's like the bank robber who who's caught with a bag full of cash and says 'I'm not the one who robbed the bank.'"
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
yo this guy is cooking
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
be so serious lmfao
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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This sounds very much not good: For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
furious at myself. i’m back on twitter and posting lmao.
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i don't think you should be allowed to sell an engagement ring on facebook marketplace without telling me why
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is from my run yesterday morning!
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Alanna Vagianos @alannavagianos.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Multiple men have impersonated ICE agents to assault women & @demwomencaucus.bsky.social is demanding action. “People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.
huffpost.com
Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women
In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to “visibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
get fucked. find friends. do some physical exercise. go for a walk. read a book. get a job. you're weird, it's WEIRD BEHAVIOR.
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
bunch of losers that have never set foot in a major city, clacking away on their keyboards. saying "oh these dem cities suck..." then leave us alone. no? actually you want to control them? actually you're WORRIED so you need to do shit like block zohran or send the guard to DC?? pick a fuckin LANE.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
TRUMP: Violent crime in DC is spiraling out of control so I'm deploying the National Guard REALITY:
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
FUCK THIS, DC FOREVER
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely. Here's why.
popular.info
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
We have always made delightful little guys.
Tumblr normal-horoscopes
Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE
Chumash culture

The whale looks delightfully round and seems to be smiling.
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guidegroup.bsky.social @guidegroup.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Not the President of all of the USA or all Americans.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
hell? yea, brother
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
okay if we have another 80s icon bite the dust, can we put trump in that category???? does that fit?????
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
RIP BODEGA BOYS
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
FUMIN’
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

@SecKennedy
MAHA is winning.

Steak 'n Shake
@SteaknShake • 2d
Starting August 1, Steak n Shake will offer Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in glass bottles.
America deserves the best!
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
what is the worst street in washington, dc and why is it new york avenue
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Capitol Hill Books @capitolhillbooks.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This Saturday and Sunday, we’ll be donating 20% of all in-store sales to Planned Parenthood @ppfa.org . You can also give directly right here: www.weareplannedparenthoodaction.org/6iOI0_HnUUmP...
weareplannedparenthoodaction.org
Donate to Planned Parenthood Action Fund.
I'm stepping up to help Planned Parenthood Action Fund hold out-of-touch lawmakers accountable. Stand with us.
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
too many people on vacation and it should be ME
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
theyre disappearing childrens hospital chaplains
CINCINNATI (WXIX) - A now-former Cincinnati Children’s Hospital chaplain was detained by ICE Wednesday following an immigration court hearing.

On Tuesday, Imam Ayman Soliman spoke with FOX19 NOW, stating he had a court hearing scheduled for Wednesday regarding his immigration status.

Now, a nonprofit organization says he was detained after the hearing.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ted Cruz : i came home as soon as i heard Press : Ted Cruz : Press : on your orig- Ted Cruz : on my originally scheduled flight yes
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Ted Cruz's rush from vacation after tragedy doubted as flight data revealed
Flight data shows Sen. Ted Cruz could have rushed back to his flood-hit Texas constituency after the deaths of 100 people — including 27 girls and counsellors at a summer camp, the Daily Beast reporte...
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
god i love this trope (saying "fuck this, im running for office")
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's not only underwater. It's the second most unpopular bill in the last 30 years. (Number one is the 2017 Obamacare repeal bill.) In fact, the top three most unpopular are Trump legislation: bsky.app/profile/gell...
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
i need andy cohen to take over the cspan cams.
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
YEAH NO SHIT??????
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2025
Bartiromo: "We are waiting any moment now to get the jobs number for the month of June. The expectations call for the numbers to be up 95,000. Right now seeing the number -- actually, uh, showing a decline in jobs, uh, down 33,000, uh."
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Vietnam continues its hot streak of owning Americans
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
redownloaded my twitter account just to be mean to lisa murkowski
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
bad bill passes, huge thunderstorm rolling into DC, very ominous etc etc etc
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/06/2025
Enten: "You don't have to be a mathematical genius to know that these are horrible, horrible, horrible numbers. Washington Post, -19 points, Fox News -21 points...to quote Sir Charles Barkley, 'terrible terrible terrible'...it's one of the most unpopular pieces of legislation that I have ever seen"
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Twitter is not real life
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.
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Elyse @elysebee.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
OKAY DO WASHINGTON DC NEXT
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