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Call me Marshall

@elusivepalejerk.bsky.social
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Jason ONLY kills the horny straight teenagers during Pride month and that's canon
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
New idea for a character: Duke Nukem but he’s woke now
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Do I know anyone who is willing to play me the Godzilla 1954 theme on piano(or toy piano) at half speed for like $50 and credit on a very stupid puppet project? It is a silent puppet film where Godzilla fights Paul Bunyan.
A title card in the vein of a silent film, reading "The giant kaiju known as Godzilla has made landfall in New York City"A black and white image of a flat puppet Godzilla stomping about on buildings.A black and white image of a flat puppet Paul Bunyan bringing his axe down on Godzilla.A black and white image of a flat puppet Babe the Blue Ox, who is outfitted with laser cannons and staring down Godzilla. Everyone is a flat puppet.
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Isabell “Ivy Virus” Struble 🏳️‍⚧️ @struble.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hey y’all. I hate to say I’m still struggling. I don’t have enough for rent right now. If you’d like to hop on my commissions list, hit me up in my DMs. Or I wouldn’t mind if you just wanted my Venmo. Or buy some of my music on bandcamp: ivyvirus.bandcamp.com If you can help, thank you. 🖤
Portrait of Moth. Portrait of Jessica. Portrait of the artist. Portrait of Nora.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Grubby sloucher
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's #SupermanDay! Here's a thread of the Top Twenty Superman Stories Ever, as chosen by me...
Superman lifting a car, by Evan 'Doc' Shaner.
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Adam Sass @theadamsass.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Your brother and his wife listening to you explain the lasting damage done to the trans community before putting on Sorcerer’s Stone for family movie night anyway
Tate McRae and Shane Gillis for SNL
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@chuckschumer.com Hey instead of posting on social media about how we're all going to hate higher prices maybe read this and take notes.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 19/01/2025
Everything is so absurd (derogatory) when I just wish they were absurd (non-derogatory).
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/01/2025
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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Jennifer L. Pozner @jennpozner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"falling short, as we all do from time to time" NO. Rape is not a normal act all men do. Reject that EVERY time. Don't allow Hegseth to get the Kavanaugh Narrative Redux. If you need a reminder, here's my 2018 @truthout.org piece on this misogynist debacle in the last alleged rapist's hearings:
truthout.org
Kavanaugh Hearings Showcase GOP’s White Male Persecution Complex
Republican senators have sought to cement themselves as the saviors of aggrieved white male wrongdoers.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Enjoying a lot of things about reading the 80’s reprints instead of the OG 70’s run, some of the backups are incredible, but these little splashpieces in the credit pages are for sure a hilight. I love John Bogdanove.
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87cocktane [sketches OPEN] @87octane.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
we saw u from across the bar and dig ur vibe
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Issue 2 of Byrne’s debut as penciler in myv#classicxmenreread I knew Byrne started in on Canadian nonsense quickly but I didn’t realize he started spotlighting Logan and introducing Alpha Flight the second he wrapped up the Shi’Ar stuff.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I will never tire of Wolverine getting Worf’ed #classicxmenreread
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Stealing from people cooler than me Based on my vibes, what would be my Pokémon companion?
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wolvie kicked his ass and STOLE HIS PANTS fuck I love comics. Also weirdly this becomes X-23’s first costume like 30 years later #classicxmenreread
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I fuckin’ love Logan seeing a dude that looks kinda like him and being like “hey, you, you look like a fuckin’ dork, i’mma beat thexshit out of you.” That’s a mood. #classicxmenreread
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Doing my #classicxmen #reread and I’ve reached the much dreaded Shi’ar portion of the book. God these guys fuckin’ suck. Gladiator especially. Gladiator feels like he was designed in a laboratory to be as sucky a character as possible
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Social Network (2010)
The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is the best answer to this question
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🏳️‍⚧️hardc0re h0bbit🏳️‍🌈 @pincushi0n.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Fund the kits!!!!!!
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads special bulletin
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads special bulletin
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 08/01/2025
Incarcerated. Teenagers.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Screenshot of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 14, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show" of Doug, the nerd, sitting on a folding chair among a bunch of other nerds, complaining about a continuity error while wearing a 'GENIUS AT WORK' t-shirt.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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a green witch singing into a microphone with the words in the year 2000
ALT: a green witch singing into a microphone with the words in the year 2000
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
At the risk of sounding incredibly old, but back in my day if you wanted to hear the worst pop culture opinions you had to hang around the comic shop all day. You’ve got it so easy now.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 03/01/2025
Ah I see the first person to be really and truly replaced by AI is Rachel Dolezal.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 03/01/2025
I work with a young fellow who's a huge fan of the children's toy line Bakugan, but what concerns me is that when I ask him what Bakugan is, he seems unable to explain it. A failure of a children's toy line.
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Jon Bounds - we need action for Palestine 🇵🇸 @bounder.info · 03/01/2025
You got that photo for the JRR Tolkien Calendar 1974? Sure boss, real sexy like you wanted.
THE JK.K. TOLKIEN CALENDAR
1974

Tolkien lying under a tree.
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Felipe Gaona @felipegaonar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This is exhausting.
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 03/12/2024
The sweet thing about blocking is you can do it to whoever you want, for any reason, and win. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the howling of the void into which I cast thee
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 02/12/2024
Me, listening to raucous swing music: this is what chocolate chip cookies would dance to
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
About to start the final (Miura) volume of Berserk. I know it’s supposedly eventually going to finish but I know it won’t be the same. Sad day.
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like I’m a thousand years old
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Call me Marshall @elusivepalejerk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Want
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 11/02/2024
Everyone is talking about “MY ASS IN BIO” when they should be saying “MY ASS IN THE PEW” to learn the good news of the Lord
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
I think it’s just a glitchy scan (maybe of a damaged page). Here’s a better version. www.pocho.com/supermans-19...
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
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Bat D. Wilson @mattdwilson.net · 19/12/2023
Gonna be wild when all the Kang faces in Quantumania get replaced with Steve Buscemi
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
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