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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
me after biting the skin around my nails clean off
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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
guys guys guys! My band is in a competition to be in @rollingstone.com and play at the Global Citizen Festival! We are also planning on giving half our prize earnings to families in Gaza 🇵🇸 If you can share this post or vote for us to help us win it would be much appreciated! #music #indiemusic
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
i just refilled my meds after not having them for a hot minute and they gave me a whole 90 day supply instead of the usual 30. they’re done with my shit
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I have an alibi, your honor. I was dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
what other conclusion were we supposed to come to when they said “sharing is caring” and “treat others how you want to be treated”?
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
kids love communism, trust
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
instead of an angel and devil on my shoulder, i have my mom and dad.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bring back dropping to your knees dramatically and screaming when you’re sad. crying is boring and overrated.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
it should be less cringe to vent on social media. bring that shit back.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
when your only achievement is using the word cuck on a professional account.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Touching grass is not enough I need to run from a bee
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i condition my support on how planned things are and theres a lot more people like me. i care about people and i’d hate to see them suffer only to return to the same system. this literally happened to the french. all that work and suffering only to get the same monarchy back.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/04/2025
MTG to be investigated for insider trading. SMITE!!
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i’d probably be in way less pain and way less tired if i treated myself like someone with a chronic illness instead of just pretending i don’t have it and then being shocked when it comes back to bite me in the ass
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
me when i experience the symptoms of the disorder i was diagnosed with:
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i wanna be there when they realize that the 20 year old white tech boys they hired after firing everyone else are actually the dei hires.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
they do realize that games made by companies have always been expensive?? i remember waiting for halo 3 to drop under $60. like games have only recently been touched by inflation (and even more recent due to tariffs).
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“i don’t want politics in my game!!” then plays games like call of duty
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/04/2025
Never fails
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
double it and pass it to the next person
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
i would literally rather go back to pidgeon mail than pay for starlink.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
that is definitely dominance. look at that blep. so full of menace.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
you just gotta air it out like this
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
boo ai art booooo
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
the idea of revolution is fun and dandy and it’s very attractive but how realistic is it actually? leftists can’t even stop arguing with each other over stupid shit, and we think we’ll be able to peacefully run an entire nation??
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
not even just that, they don’t even have a plan on how to nurture a collapse. how will we distribute life saving medication? do we have community gardens and are willing to put in the work to provide food for ourselves and neighbors? maybe i overthink but there’s a lot of stuff people are ignoring
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
what exactly do you mean by this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
image of a sign that’s supposed to hang on a door or something. 

text:
SHHH!!
GAMING IN PROGRESS
LEAVE FOOD AND DRINK AT DOOR THEN GO AWAY
ENTER AT OWN RISK

there’s an image of a game controller on the right side of the sign
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 26/03/2025
Waltz figuring out how this happened like
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
because when you own everything and have an army of trigger happy idiots behind you, it’s easy to get away with whatever they want. the only way they’re going to get punished for doing illegal stuff is if another country gets involved and does it for us.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
yeah let’s all give them a good ol’ pat on the back for doing the thing they should have been doing from the beginning. let’s forget everything they should’ve codified that’s at risk due to their lack of care.
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RATGIRL @squirlee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Heres a paywall-free link! archive.is/T4RTF
archive.is
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
didn’t she say once that there were jewish space lasers?
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i looked up what opsec was and i don’t think they’re clean. i think they’re actually in the red.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I was lucky we were training two new people so I ended up not having to go in, but still. They cut my hours too, so I’m back to looking for a new job, ugh.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i have ecosia on my phone and duck duck go on my laptop
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
thank you!! we do have thrift stores (we’re getting a goodwill soon too), i’m just a little picky with my style sometimes and that’s a me issue lol. i have found some pretty cool things though! i’ll check other places for specific clothing
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
unfortunately i don’t have a costco where i live, just a city market/kroger and they’re more expensive than walmart now
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i mostly used amazon for clothes, some desk accessories and house decor. i have etsy but a lot of stuff on there is crazy expensive so i’m curious if theres a cheaper alternative
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
what sites are you using?
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
well we know there’s at least one down here
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
dismantling cyber trucks
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have to go into my foodservice job sick today because I can’t really afford to take a day off and my boss doesn’t give me the option to. (If I can’t find coverage and I don’t show up even with notice that I won’t, they’ll fire me.)
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
predators and scientology are pretty linked. the guy who founded it was a pedophile, but okay.
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elodie odie @elodeez.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
why are y’all so quick to defend people who do not give a shit about you? this is more than the character letter, Ashton Kutcher is a predator and was also friends with Diddy.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/03/2025
I was afraid of this
gmail screenshot: email subject line "New Goblin Variants Emerge"
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