Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 35sLa La Land lightly hurt my feelings. Casting are not monsters. Well. Not *all* monsters. 000
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 1hTrenchcoat is so clearly the correct unit of measure for smut. Bravo. 021
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 2hModerately alarmed at the behavior of 3 out of the 4 washing machines my laundry is in. 000
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 5hDare to pray bold, “dick, do something I can’t explain, something that will cause people to say, 'Only his dick could have done that.'" 0249
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 5hJust saw an ad for some memory improving supplement scam featuring an AI Anthony Hopkins. This seems bad & very illegal? 000
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing. 471424422
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It probably wasn’t strictly necessary for me to make a double batch of these chicken thighs with rice, but I wanted ample vehicle for the delicious curry sauce that goes with. 020
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m really displeased that I have to deep clean every part of my apartment so a friend can sleep on my sofa for a week 120
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was listening to a past ep of I Hate Bill Maher at the gym (as is my wont), and “Oops! All Loops” nearly made me fall off the bike I was laughing so hard. 000
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oof. Only one other person in this tiny gym but unfortunately that other person smells absolutely rank. At some point you have to be able to smell what you’re inflicting on others, right? 110
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 172127532992
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck 430355
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having never read East of Eden, I feel very dumb for how much I am struggling to latch on to which brother is which in this Netflix thing. 020
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“American style cookies” that should be “identical in shape.” 🤔 Once again #GBBO has absolutely no idea what goes on in America. We are a chaotic people! 0110
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The murderer at the center of Netflix’s The Widower is wild, man. Dude out here looking like some deeply cursed HR Pufnstuf marionette & yet 6 women married him. 100
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...mcsweeneys.netTen Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a RoleNovember 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23 271771300
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures "If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd." 451992
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is almost never worth my energy to intentionally loiter around shoots because it’s just a job & tbh I don’t care about most actors like that (because I have met actors). 110
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121625334
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026Dogs see the potential in all creatures to be a dog That’s what i love about them 417718
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somebody’s being awfully cavalier about his slip and fall risk. (Please please please) 000
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I gotta stop looking at this project I’m almost done with because I keep seeing things I wish I had done slightly differently but cannot change. 000
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham.” 🤔 Has Trump declared a tariff on Hell now? 063
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided 7916150
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fun fact about the construction/ventilation of my apartment is that I just said, “Someone is cooking potatoes. Who is making 11pm potatoes?” 020
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My blonde, aggressively childfree ass could cause so much chaos on this 😈 010
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I used to ride *hard* for Shyamalan, and you will still have to pry The Sixth Sense from my cold dead hands. However. Can we PLEASE get a new (ideally good) Tarsem Singh joint instead of another M. Night? 100
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music “In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.” 747758
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Robyn @handcranked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The internet could probably use more photos of dogs wearing sunglasses in line at the pharmacy. So I'll go first. One with a wee blep. #TimelineCleanse #dogs #cute 1741648
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Might wanna rewatch Fringe. I miss regular Michael Cerveris sightings. 000
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7869411714
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos" 933396529
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not an equivalent crime, but Cornell also let Bill Maher attend and graduate. 000
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now. 371641160
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056221976
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tbh, the Cornell rapists are more diverse than I expected*. Frat gang rape and openly bragging about it felt extremely white to me. *You absolutely DO NOT have to hand it to them. 000
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This Cornell case (which is VERY much worse than the incident in the movie) is nevertheless reminding me of how so many reactions to Promising Young Woman as “crazy,” “too dark,” or “dumb ending” made me realize that many people do not actually live w/ rape culture. 110
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/09/2026yes, your honor. those are my text messages from 6 weeks ago calling the new york liberty "chopped," "looking old" and even "washed." but you have to understand i was most likely being impersonated by a scurrilous person or persons at that particular juncture. 52534
Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I thought Harry’s jive was great but I’m also entirely willing to admit it might be in part because he looks so good in those pants. #DWTS 000
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm so glad that Alex Skarsgard said to himself one day, y'know what, being a handsome leading man is not enough. I must go odd. Because oddity sustains. 28611
Reposted by Ellie, 2.0Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 553119570