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Ellie, 2.0

@ellieboren.bsky.social
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I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 35s
La La Land lightly hurt my feelings. Casting are not monsters. Well. Not *all* monsters.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 1h
Trenchcoat is so clearly the correct unit of measure for smut. Bravo.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 1h
A butter loosie is really sending me
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 2h
Moderately alarmed at the behavior of 3 out of the 4 washing machines my laundry is in.
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 5h
Dare to pray bold, “dick, do something I can’t explain, something that will cause people to say, 'Only his dick could have done that.'"
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 5h
Just saw an ad for some memory improving supplement scam featuring an AI Anthony Hopkins. This seems bad & very illegal?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10h
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It probably wasn’t strictly necessary for me to make a double batch of these chicken thighs with rice, but I wanted ample vehicle for the delicious curry sauce that goes with.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m really displeased that I have to deep clean every part of my apartment so a friend can sleep on my sofa for a week
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was listening to a past ep of I Hate Bill Maher at the gym (as is my wont), and “Oops! All Loops” nearly made me fall off the bike I was laughing so hard.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof. Only one other person in this tiny gym but unfortunately that other person smells absolutely rank. At some point you have to be able to smell what you’re inflicting on others, right?
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having never read East of Eden, I feel very dumb for how much I am struggling to latch on to which brother is which in this Netflix thing.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“American style cookies” that should be “identical in shape.” 🤔 Once again #GBBO has absolutely no idea what goes on in America. We are a chaotic people!
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The murderer at the center of Netflix’s The Widower is wild, man. Dude out here looking like some deeply cursed HR Pufnstuf marionette & yet 6 women married him.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures "If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd."
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is almost never worth my energy to intentionally loiter around shoots because it’s just a job & tbh I don’t care about most actors like that (because I have met actors).
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
Dogs see the potential in all creatures to be a dog That’s what i love about them
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/10/2026
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Al Sweigart @alsweigart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good job, Hector Bananabread.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody’s being awfully cavalier about his slip and fall risk. (Please please please)
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta stop looking at this project I’m almost done with because I keep seeing things I wish I had done slightly differently but cannot change.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham.” 🤔 Has Trump declared a tariff on Hell now?
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact about the construction/ventilation of my apartment is that I just said, “Someone is cooking potatoes. Who is making 11pm potatoes?”
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My blonde, aggressively childfree ass could cause so much chaos on this 😈
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTATO ICE CREAM???
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to ride *hard* for Shyamalan, and you will still have to pry The Sixth Sense from my cold dead hands. However. Can we PLEASE get a new (ideally good) Tarsem Singh joint instead of another M. Night?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music “In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”
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Robyn @handcranked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The internet could probably use more photos of dogs wearing sunglasses in line at the pharmacy. So I'll go first. One with a wee blep. #TimelineCleanse #dogs #cute
An adorable golden retriever wearing goggles at a pharmacy. He's looking at the camera. An adorable golden retriever wearing goggles at the pharmacy. He's facing left and has a tiny bit of tongue sticking out.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might wanna rewatch Fringe. I miss regular Michael Cerveris sightings.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not an equivalent crime, but Cornell also let Bill Maher attend and graduate.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wat
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbh, the Cornell rapists are more diverse than I expected*. Frat gang rape and openly bragging about it felt extremely white to me. *You absolutely DO NOT have to hand it to them.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Cornell case (which is VERY much worse than the incident in the movie) is nevertheless reminding me of how so many reactions to Promising Young Woman as “crazy,” “too dark,” or “dumb ending” made me realize that many people do not actually live w/ rape culture.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/09/2026
yes, your honor. those are my text messages from 6 weeks ago calling the new york liberty "chopped," "looking old" and even "washed." but you have to understand i was most likely being impersonated by a scurrilous person or persons at that particular juncture.
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought Harry’s jive was great but I’m also entirely willing to admit it might be in part because he looks so good in those pants. #DWTS
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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so glad that Alex Skarsgard said to himself one day, y'know what, being a handsome leading man is not enough. I must go odd. Because oddity sustains.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NONE OF MY BUSINESS
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