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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin

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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.” she/her #FreeDC

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 9h
just in time to see if Petit Le Mans will get rained out this year
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 9h
finally get to fly United out of IAD, so now I can see what the PenFed Tunnel of Advertising is all about
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 30/09/2026
gimme all the palitaw
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Eric - Tridents sheathed @proggyboog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the good ones. I hope he enjoys his retirement.
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Brian @egan.ninja · 28/09/2026
Normal Airport Ads: Drink Coca-cola! Eat McDonalds! Earn status points! Buy an iPhone! Ads at DCA: In the market for a new tank? No? How about a Cylon Raider?
Photo of a black wall-mounted advertisement in an airport concourse. Large white text reads "BUILT FULL-MISSION CAPABLE" next to the orange and white Keel logo. Smaller text below says "Systems That Detect, Defend and Defeat by Keel." The image shows a tan M1 Abrams-style battle tank on red dirt in front of a pine forest. The URL keelusa.com is at the bottom. Enjoy your flight!Photo of a backlit airport advertisement above a "B C D E Gates" sign. The Shield AI logo sits over the headline "The World's First AI-Piloted VTOL Fighter Jet." The render shows three dark, delta-winged aircraft standing tail-down on launch stands and trailers, lit by glowing floodlights against a starry night sky. Text at the bottom reads "Learn more @ shield.ai." This is essentially a real-life Cylon Raider from Battlestar Galactica, it’s just missing the red eye. So say we all!
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Heather Goss @heathermg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My team is looking for a 3-month temp to support social media and a few marketing tasks. We want to hire ASAP so apply quickly if you're interested! www.paycomonline.net/v4/ats/web.p...
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 28/09/2026
real ones remember when coaches asked video games for game calls
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NFL GameDay '97 TV Commercial 1a for PlayStation - PS1 - PSX - 1996
YouTube video by Echoes of PlayTime
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 28/09/2026
YMMV, but when similar situations have happened at Nats Park, I’m not moving from the seat I’ve had for multiple seasons
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 27/09/2026
that said, shoutout to the inimitable Matthew van Hoose for his 16th season as Nationals Park’s organist
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 27/09/2026
it’s a good thing I’m not the Nats Park organist because I’d have too much fun using the pedalboard for that iconic bass line in “Here Comes The Rain Again”
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 27/09/2026
had to get one last banh mi dog in
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 27/09/2026
got home at 5 from the Sasha and John Digweed show only to have the Nats call a rain delay just when I got into the gates at 12:35 🥱 now the start time is 2:05
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 27/09/2026
these drone shots are peak life imitating art
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
ooh, JoJo’s warming!
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
yes, @emg.bsky.social, technically we had Early as an opener and Irvin didn’t come in until the fourth, but you know what I mean 😝
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
guy next to me after AJ Ewing hits a 3-run homer: ah, the late-inning Nats bullpen meltdown me: that’s our starting pitcher
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
poor Jake
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
if the Nats and Mets keep up the pace, we may get the whole game in before the rain really starts
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
didn’t bother getting out of bed for the F1 race, and that was the right choice
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Bean & Sprout's Mom @beansproutsmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
<<cackles darkly>> How much of this tech bro shit is driven by the disappearance of female secretaries, who, let's be honest, kept a lot of companies running, and ability of wives to now say "No, time, honey, got a board meeting then school pickup, you gotta make the res for your mom's bday."
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Ben Harris @benharris1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember, it was this guy getting beaten up off U St that was the excuse for the National Guard’s deployment to DC.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just a quick reminder that this fuckhead was the proximate trigger for thousands of National Guardsmen being deployed to DC
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
sounds carry further in cool air
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 26/09/2026
in a better world, Dave and Rick would have had the same good fortune that Bob Carpenter, Charlie Slowes, and Dave Jageler had in 2019
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Counterpart not being on the top 100 shows list is an outrage. All 12 of us Counterpart fans are outraged.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 24/09/2026
e.g., the house with the Confederate flag just down the road from WGI
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Groverwhitehaus
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 23/09/2026
just got back from feeding the colony at the nearby marina — my neighbors and I have been looking after them for six years now
Four cats (one grey and white tuxedo, one tortie, one orange tabby, one black) eating on the grass
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Wish I could be more stoic. @pomwhisperer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fundamentalists are dangerous. And as always: Susan B. Anthony's well-known quote regarding God is: "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires"
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 22/09/2026
climate change alone would have made those grapes unusable
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's, crazy.
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Art D. @artd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Twenty-First night of September coincides with the end of Yom Kippur this year. Does this rare cosmic alignment portend an era of harmony and the downfall of a cruel regime? Or does it just mean that Break-Fast will be served with an extra heavy helping of Funk? On my next podcast
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 20/09/2026
you and @pantherraccoon.bsky.social both
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven’t talked about this very much because honestly I’m just too devastated, but Trump really did just take my city’s beloved arts center and trash it because fascists hate art and I’ll never be over it, for my community and for all the artists and all the Kennedy Center employees
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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great metaphor for how a virus can hit a population without widespread thorough vaccination acceptance.
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 20/09/2026
black key crew represent
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 20/09/2026
to go with the Triskelion on TR Island?
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) - The Triskelion (HD)
YouTube video by Pigeonification
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20/09/2026
not sure if carson hocevar or lane kiffin
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 19/09/2026
$2500 for v2
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Alpen Basecamp: Your Personal Bike Garage Disguised as a Smart, Sleek Capsule
The upgraded version of this compact bike garage or app-sharing storage and charging solution brings IoT connectivity, more space and extra storage
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 19/09/2026
turns out rushing to meetings between floors while juggling one’s laptop, phone, and coffee mug can be a real test of one’s depth perception
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 19/09/2026
asked an instructional designer what the craziest topic they worked on was, and it was a companywide PSA on always maintaining two points of contact when taking the stairs
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 19/09/2026
enthusiast forums and/or Bring A Trailer?
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 19/09/2026
sure you could be watching Goodwood or Barcelona, but this is peak motorsport www.youtube.com/live/R1PeT9Z...
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12th European TramDriver Championship in Warsaw
YouTube video by TRAM-EM
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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