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Samson

@elks.bsky.social
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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 31 | he/him | Central Mass | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social

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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 5h
Day 4 -- Antlers Raising scarabs with intact wings to be tame housepets required a good deal of patience, but having a built-in perch made for a decent enough icebreaker.
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Coffee Foxtober @foxpresso.bsky.social · 4h
Transit badge for Elkski
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 13h
Driving in Massachusetts is hell
Walter white doing chemistry meme with the text "MassDOT creating the worst interchanges known to man"
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cadillacs should be inconveniently long, it's part of the reason you get one
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Zenonclaw @zenonclaw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
possposs
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think Tito from rocket power was named after Josip Broz Tito They have a lot of similarities after all
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really wanna know why so many people take their shoes off when getting on a coaster
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought butt sex was two guys rubbing their asses together until I was like 15
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TheMuffinly @themuffinbutt.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Josiah x Sam, 20 years apart
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But God damn is she amazing at making me feel like I am
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スリバーヨー @sliveryaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when that onion ring

I pick up 💯
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no plans to get a new car but whatever I get next must be a fun color
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Raccoons are so cute....
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should try playing deadlock again Maybe I'll be able to figure out the tutorial this time
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kat @lichenkat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a little gift for @radarwarble.bsky.social !
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Camuu Shamuu @camuushamuu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Immodest DMs
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Komi Sashimi 🔞 @fattysashimi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe it took me a whole month to draw Komi into one of my fav species, happy skunktember !
A sketchpage of Komi as a striped and spotted skunk mix
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn rip
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 29/09/2026
hell yeah dudes rock
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At my funeral I want there to be an effigy of Robert Moses for people to throw things at, then be burned with malice at the end
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SOPHIE: 🕊️🖥️ Infinite Angel CPU/GPU 🖥️🕊️ @sophiecomputer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having to repeat to myself that I am not responsible for my mother's happiness
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Tabaqi 🐾 @tabernak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fat bear "week"? tbh I think they should get more time than that
"Did you know?  This big boy eats my weight in salmon every DAY" exclaims a gay little ringtail about a big gay grizzly bear
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once a year or so the optimum triple play song from like 2008 gets stuck in my head and it refuses to leave for like 2 weeks
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Dinky @badgobbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Samson @elks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've noticed an increasing number of people call places like New York, new Jersey, and sometimes even Philadelphia part of New England and that just has to stop
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Coffee Foxtober @foxpresso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9 Transit-themed badges done. I never expected this many animals to be onboard!
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KillThad @killthad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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💧SYNTHOS💧(SLOTS FULL THANK U <3) @synthosad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he's fat for an amazing reason...!!
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Star Stuffed 🔞 @star-stuffed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
handler hare doodle, for those so inclined
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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June 🔜 BLFC @largefluffydog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🐶🦴 Incredibly pretty art of June I got recently from @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social !! Thank you so so much again, I'm still over the moon with how this turned out 💜
June, a brown and cream colored dog girl, is sitting down, flustered about her appearance. She is wearing a green crop top and jean shorts.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sesame Street (Series, 1969 - )
Oscar says his favorite N word is on tbe next pageGrover begs you not to turn the page
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