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Elizardbeth Darling

@elizardbethdarling.bsky.social
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Hardest working transsexual reply gal in the business. A very Good Girl bark bark woof woof

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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 21/09/2026
ive said it before but for all that i love to joke that 'estrogen coulda saved her' its infinitely funnier that one of the very few historical figures for who it is undeniably, categorically true is The Fucking Unabomber
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Want to watch the new Harry Potter show guilt free? Donate to my bottom surgery fund! gofund.me/85c9d2268
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Donate to Help Lizzy Secure Her Bottom Surgery Date, organized by Loren Tay
Hello! My name is Lizzy and I'm trying to raise funds for my bottom surgery with… Loren Tay needs your support for Help Lizzy Secure Her Bottom Surgery Date
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momo @donamomo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Develop an ego. Think you're unbeatable. Know you're beautiful. Glorify your talent. Hubris is the seasoning life necessitates.
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@katie.bzky.team well I guess for some people 5mg of estradiol sublingual works a little TOO well
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Impossible not to say Vagina Dentata to the tune of Kokomo
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
None of this would be happening if it was the gay of Hormuz
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
looksmaxxing is bimbofication for boys send tweet
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If the catholic church embraced trans women as Nuns they'd have to have waiting lists
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care"

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an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The childhood friend you experimented with still thinks about you
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person. It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Doing lesbian stuff tonight
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/02/2026
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 08/02/2026
Unabomber undefeated
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's freezing in south Florida rn
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds:

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 14/01/2026
the only problem with a t4t lesbian firing squad is that i came here to die and these dykes are all shooting blanks
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 12/01/2026
The two genders are "All my music is good" and "all my music is garbage"
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Maturity is accepting that I don't actually want to be a 20 year old goth girl. I just want to fuck them
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
When people ask me what my transition goals are I don't have a normal answer for them I'm gonna be Trangewomon
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
aliens. please just come take me. do whatever sick experiments you have in mind I don't even care . though if you do have sexy experiments I have a slight preference
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Today's fit!
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Last nights fit
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dj Lizard hot off her first gig! @angelic.style
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
>looking for a new queer bar >ask the local city subreddit if it's gay men or queer >it doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is gay men and what is queer >they laugh “it’s a good bar sir” >go >its gay men
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Juliette Michele @bishoujomom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry XXXMAS, ya filthy animal onlyfans.com/bishoujomom
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Jesse @jaawerth.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
* Palpatine visibly aged 20+ years before our eyes when Mace L. Windu slapped him with his own lightning in RotS * We never see 41y/o Vader's face until AFTER he gets zapped HYPOTHESIS: Darth Vader was still a boyishly handsome devil right up until a few minutes before his death in RotJ
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Guess I'll post this again
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You *can* change your sex. I *did* change mine. If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
transphobia is, verifiably, a pedophile trait
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
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Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Cars shouldn't be able to drive faster than 35mph
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Are there puppy girl Hypnos?
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Broke: Handler is cis Woke: Handler is trans Bespoke: Handler is cis, and runs the Halimede account
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adam @biglanternghost.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If I started 3d printing ergonomic dog muzzles designed for human wear would that be something people would want? #mechsploitation #mechsploi
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Barbed Wire Mother @ivy.blood.gay · 11/12/2025
Sad looking twink: "I hate that capitalism makes my life feel unlivable"
punk girl "Sounds like you're going through a rough time comrade, want to come to mine later and read WARHOUND"

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Same "twink" with a muzzle on and a hand holding their head, its implied that its getting railed.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A puppygirl holds the leash of another puppygirl who is kneeling before her. The leash-holding puppygirl presides over an old-school CRT monitor and says "on the internet, everybody knows you're a dog."
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The only acceptable straightness is being extremely gay for your wife
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🌑 @fell.energy · 09/12/2025
never kill yourself
cis lesbian women support us 84-10-2-4
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
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Happy Grinchdays Canadaville
The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m...
now
THE MEAL
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