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Elizardbeth Darling

@elizardbethdarling.bsky.social
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Hardest working transsexual reply gal in the business. A very Good Girl bark bark woof woof

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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 21/09/2026
ive said it before but for all that i love to joke that 'estrogen coulda saved her' its infinitely funnier that one of the very few historical figures for who it is undeniably, categorically true is The Fucking Unabomber
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Want to watch the new Harry Potter show guilt free? Donate to my bottom surgery fund! gofund.me/85c9d2268
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momo @donamomo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Develop an ego. Think you're unbeatable. Know you're beautiful. Glorify your talent. Hubris is the seasoning life necessitates.
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Average 4tran poster
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's a really good album I think you might like
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can you do Animal Collectives album Merriweather Post Pavilion next?
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I at least appreciate that he's saying he's going to leave office now
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Okay this might be the skeet that turns us into enemies. Eggs are LIFE
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That sounds annoying enough that I think I'll ask my doc about switching to injections at my appointment tomorrow
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
All at once sublingually
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
About 12 hours before the blood test
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@katie.bzky.team well I guess for some people 5mg of estradiol sublingual works a little TOO well
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Impossible not to say Vagina Dentata to the tune of Kokomo
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
None of this would be happening if it was the gay of Hormuz
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Apparently John cena has a personal wig collection and he used one of his own so it looks more like it belongs to him
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
looksmaxxing is bimbofication for boys send tweet
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's tough
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If the catholic church embraced trans women as Nuns they'd have to have waiting lists
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care"

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an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Breakcore is pretty big rn
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I don't want to talk about Judy anymore
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Strange Mercy by St Vincent. It's guitar driven but still very pop and electronic
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The childhood friend you experimented with still thinks about you
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We need a lesbian Lenin
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@down.blue
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person. It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is going to sound crazy but you can put a mechanical keyboard in a dishwasher and let it dry out for a few days and it'll work just fine.
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gods Grace is for Gooners
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh man I haven't thought about that game in probably a decade
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
❤️ happy Valentine's Day
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I blame watching HBOs real sex when I was 12 and had a tv in my room without any parental controls
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I once blew a guy so well in front of his wife that they actually got divorced over it.
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's me, the hottest tgirl on Bluesky
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Doing lesbian stuff tonight
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/02/2026
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Industrial like the soundtrack to Tetsuo the iron man
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 08/02/2026
Unabomber undefeated
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Once you have a good sample put in it basically functions as a synth
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm gonna second the teenage engineering KO or the Medieval if you want all the dungeon synth stuff already built in
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's freezing in south Florida rn
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds:

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I had one from like 16-23 and now another one has begun in the past 6 months
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Star Trek TNG and DS9 is books
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@down.blue
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Elizardbeth Darling @elizardbethdarling.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Absolutely not
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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