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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extraordinary, powerful and heart-wrenching. Active duty Marine Colonel Zach Schmidt, speaking in his personal capacity, about Khalil, an Afghan national whose family helped U.S. forces in Afghanistan. Khalil was deported by the U.S. on Friday to a conflict zone.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lots of cloud cover in #LA but caught a little of the #LunarEclipse
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Travandboo @travandboo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her website is crashing from donations. If that isn’t the most beautiful thing, I don’t know.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#TCMPARTY
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
These image of #RachelWeisz and #SylviaSidney just came up in my stream next to one another. Is it me, or do they look VERY similar? #tcmparty?
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everytime I hear Elon crashed a rocket on the moon, I picture this. #TCMPARTY current events
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Iconic Moon Face from Classic Film
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey - Wrong answers only
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Thelma & Louise: Besties on a Car Jam
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Mary Tyler Less @marytylerless.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The LA Dodgers gifted a personalized jersey & commemorative World Series ring to a five-time draft dodger and two-time fake president who just happens to be withholding $34 billion in California fire relief funds and $2.16 billion in California Medicaid funding. The Dodgers can go fuck themselves.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2026
Seen in Cleveland, Ohio.
Overpass sign in Cleveland, Ohio says:
“Mitch McConnell is on eternity leave.” 

Done by the Burning River Brigade (Visibility Brigade)
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.memyon.org · 23/07/2026
Farewell to saxophonist Plas Johnson, who played the iconic tenor sax solo for the "Pink Panther" title theme. He said: "We only did two takes, I think... When we finished, everyone applauded, even the string players. And that's saying something. They never applaud for anything." #filmsky #musicsky
Plas Johnson playing tenor saxophone
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is what being in your #50s feels like. If you have kids you're just waiting for them to have a kid to bring some life back to the show! #GenX
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hmm, this Sunday's #LAtimes "impossible" Sudoku doesn't seem that challenging...
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Purple fairy Sprite @spritepurplefairy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I beleive it..
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Steve Schmidt @thewarningses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...
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Lindsey knew better. He chose worse.
Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#RIP
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Also, when someone has a nazi tattoo let's make that disqualifying. We don't have to go all the way back to cutting people for making a funny yell, but come on! He told us he had bad judgements from the start.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Seriously backfired. Demoralized the US team and gave them no way to really win.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#WorldCup
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you know me you know I go way back with #Belgium. I'll be rooting for them tonight along with the rest of the world. #WorldCup
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RedTogether Belgian Red Devils
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No matter what happens #Mexico wins the food #WorldCup over everyone!
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Waving Mexico Flag
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. Happy 250, America!
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just saw #JamesBond at the beach..
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Helps fuel ICE's deportations -Gave $1M to Trump's inauguration -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $75M for the Melania doc -Donated to Trump's ballroom -Wants to reboot The Apprentice w/ Don Jr
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
More vandals??? Seeding the skies to make it rain, I suppose???
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
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earthgoddess12.bsky.social @earthgoddess12.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
👇👇👇
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nypapajoe.bsky.social @nypapajoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
These centers suck in more water and electricity than countless major cities, which's literally displacing communities and farmland and generating billions for the greedy owners! www.instagram.com/p/DZsqBpxH3hO/
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Actually, that is quite good 🤣 Well done England fans!
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
After yesterday I kinda want all the #WorldCup matches to end in ties. Loving all these teams!
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ING Footballmadness: Red Devil Mascot Dance
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This white house making the least cultured Americans feel High brow.
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Classy Stylish Kid Drinking Tea
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
FUCK CHUMP, SAVE LIBERTY......
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cartoon by @stevesack.bsky.social
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@mayor.lacity.gov @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social This is what #LA wants to see. How many out standing tickets does Amazon have in LA???
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 11/06/2026
WE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED 🤬 The way the U.S. welcomed the team from Senegal 🇸🇳 vs. The way Mexico welcomed the team from Spain 🇪🇸 #WorldCup
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is there an app for skincare and cosmetics like Yuka? If not, can someone make one? Thanks!
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Diva Girl Doing Makeup
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I rarely ever repost a post I made but PLEASE get traction with a swift reposting for this on all your media sites. Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!! Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night."
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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🌖 🌖🌿🌿🕊️🕊️🍷🍷~
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What MAGA sees versus the real world. This is why are so adamant about their ill informed positions. Not sure what the fix is?
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not sure how wide the outage is in #LosAngeles but #Spectrum internet, cable, and landlines are down in Westside LA from this AM until 4:30pm they guess. Hope it's not effecting voting #ElectionDay
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Vote Spooky Season
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Stop dreaming. Guys like this depend on your dreaming & not being awake.
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Looks like Encyclopedias might be a thing again...
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social -- bridge renaming favor to ask
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Elise Crane Derby @elisecd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When bluesky bubbles collide
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Funny Bubble Football Game
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