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Elizabeth

@elipretz.bsky.social
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Trauma RN turned CPA. Ultra Runner, Masochist. Punting on 3rd Down. Bury 'em deep & pat the dirt.🦂

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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 14h
All I saw was “WHEEEEEE” and the floating bison and thought that is the only acceptable thing to say flying.
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 19h
Quarter close work but I still have @channel6.bsky.social Webinar to make my morning high quality. This should count as CPE.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/10/2026
Leader of men
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about paying for NFL RedZone or whatever just so I can watch some other atrocious team each week & not the Titans. Hard to cheer for my city’s team when we continue to suck, no matter how many changes are made. Delighted they are being rewarded with a multi BILLION $ stadium.
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Bremen Keasey @keasinho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WISCONSIN FUCKIN FOOTBALL BADGERS
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You always want to keep an eye on the coaches with witsec names. Nobody knows where Matt Canada is right now and nobody feels great about that 
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Herbstreit’s mic is still down and I think we are all blessed for it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery 
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“There shouldn’t be any issues with the coms.” Kirk & Chris start sounding like they’re talking to a space shuttle.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 22/09/2026
NC State (derogatory)
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh oh. Lane Kiffin is Living Coral.
LSU head coach Lane KiffinPantone color 16-1546 TCX Living Coral
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/09/2026
I too am doubtful about Sam Leavitt
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/09/2026
Didn't really occur to me that the Fansville Commercial Curse could hit a coach, such as perhaps Lane Kiffin
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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Zach Rastall @zrastall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A loss so bad that the play-by-play guy alluded to “NC State shit” on a television broadcast
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
Thanks @stephenhartzell.bsky.social - Clemson has had as many lightning delays as touchdowns this year. Three.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love this very dumb stupid sport
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1:40 of taking knees - Go Pokes!!!!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Climate change is real, never used to hear this particular bird call before December 
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Maybe Tulsa is really good,” he thought, sanely
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Read this in Gus voice, crescendo & vocal crack included
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
PICK SIX THICC SIX FOR KENTUCKY
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kalen Deboer always looks so dumbfounded.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This App-ECU game spiritually feels like weed and psychedelics vs coke and alcohol in a battle for party culture supremacy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You could argue with people too stupid to ever be persuaded or you could just call him Typhoid Larry and remind people he’s nasty as fuck, I know which one I’ll choose 
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ITS TIME
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are so back
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Some Say They Do @timetotossthedice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Or the need to become a high-end dominatrix and weapons specialist.
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First time I went back to school and became an accountant. On my 2nd one - ultra marathoning. I got plans for rounds 3 & 4, too.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/09/2026
Pitchy Pitchy woo woo interception SMU wins.
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
11:37 on a school night. Good grief FSU.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU made us stay up for that. Firing is too good for Norvel.
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s not inaccurate but he’s not particularly accurate either - Jeff Brohm on his qb Keinholz. < how I want to describe Ashton Daniels
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mike “Sugar Bear” Norvell
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
first you criticize the 49ers for practicing next to electricity. then you criticize FSU for trying to play without electricity. pick a side
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God is telling us there is no need for FSU football tonight
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The bf is so annoyed listening to Jimbo on the pregame that he has decided to do his own best Jimbo voice and I really think he could give @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social a run for their money.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
am not listening but assuming they forgot to pay the power bill
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 06/09/2026
hi i’m dabo swinney and i’m running for congress because i can’t run the damn ball
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
before that touchdown, this was the worst Clemson loss since 1998 (48-0 vs. FSU) thanks to that touchdown, this is only the worst Clemson loss since 2000 (54-7 vs. FSU) with another touchdown, this would only be the worst Clemson loss since 2013 (yeah it's FSU again)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I thought Golesh was a good hire but then his team played the most disgusting game of week one and now I know he was destined to be Auburn's coach
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baylor you can blame that one on Billy Napier if you want, we got room left in that account
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026
THE GUVNORS
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Elizabeth @elipretz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Alex Golesh looks like an Auburn head coach. Sweaty. Over gelled hair. Gives vibes of being the regular at your local that you dread taking a seat next to. Will mansplain football.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OF THE STILLWATER HOGSHOOTERS
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 05/09/2026
Colorado Mines vs Washburn is officially a tie in D2! While getting ready for OT, the air temperature hit 99° with a heat index of 108°, conference rules prevented resumption of play as long as wet bulb temperatures remained in an unsafe range and it wasn’t set to let up.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I just realized the kids would say that he got a ticket for aura farming
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