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El Havoc

@elhavoc.bsky.social
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El (Fox, Shadow). She/they. Queer Jewish witchy writer. With cats. Avatar by @bluucat . If you know my gov't name, no you don't. :)

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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"We didn't have juiceboxes, though?" "Doordash. Which reminds me, I need to go have an awkward conversation with-" [checks phone] "-Paul, who is also a fainter."
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You wake up in bed, LI is sitting (broodily!) in the corner. "...did we?" "Nope. You showed me your neck and promptly passed out. Juicebox is on your end table."
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm afraid my brain just went: You would be the WORST love interest for a romantasy vampire.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It was never extreme for trans people to want to be treated like human beings in whatever spaces we entered. It did not go too far, and no amount of historical revisionism will make the simple request for equal access to safety in public spaces unreasonable.
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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She *just* sent marketing email to us. I responded, "When you stole our money, we told you we didn't want to have any further contact with you. Any further contact will be reported as harassment." This is Escape Your Chaos in the Portland metro area.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I cannot possibly work under these conditions
A table piled high with fabric and a sewing project in progress. In the center is a gray and white tabby cat, loafing firmly on top of the fabric.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cornbread muffins with dill, yogurt, pickles, and paprika???
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hey what the fuck
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What the actual fuck? That's beyond awful.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Plugging in all the contributing artists for one of my kid's CDs went like: "Huh. Patti Lu Pone." :typing noises: "SCOTT BAKULA?"
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Potion of buy my house [Lemon, cinnamon, a pinch salt, nutmeg. Boil and boil and boil until you want to bathe in the very air]
A cast iron pan with a murky mixture in a rolling boil on a stove. There are visible slices and chunks of lemon in the mix.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🐾🐾🐾..
Two-panel comic with a fluffy black cat against a pale blue background. In the first panel, the cat tilts its head beside the words, “I never bite you.” In the second, it leans closer with huge round eyes and two small fangs showing. The text reads, “I give you love with my teeth.”
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What, they afraid a certain author will sue them, too?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The child got to charm the heck out of the pharmacist while my mother in law and I got our shots, so not a wasted journey by any means, but still. 😵‍💫🙃
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I set up an appointment at Kroger to get my kid and me our flu and covid jabs. Their website had me enter our info and ages, plus that he would need the pediatric doses. No problem, appt made ...guess what Kroger didn't actually have 🙃💀
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck you, rfk, I can't even get my kid a flu shot locally because of your worm-eaten walking carcass
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 06/10/2026
Fun fact: Tesla went with a giant touchscreen instead of knobs for the Model 3 purely to save time and money. Knobs would have required spinning up a whole supply chain. The company spun it as a luxury feature and much of the industry followed suit. But it was always an inferior substitute.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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Sandra Frame @sandrawframe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Short and adorable story" = "crying my eyes out sitting at a computer while procrastinating doing a quick workout because ZOMG what are we even doing on this planet". So good.
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 03/10/2026
Also, let's not have any illusions about what they hoped to achieve with these demands. They did not actually want to ban depictions of hugging. They correctly identified furry as a queer community, so they made a demand they know is impossible to comply with.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am pretty sure he knows you don't *have* to be a ghost pokemon for Halloween. He just really loves them. 😭
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last year my kid was two and didn't really understand the question "what do you want to be for Halloween?" I made him a Mimikyu costume bc he loves ghost pokemon and Mimikyu. This year I asked the question back in Aug: "I want to be Banette." So another pokemon costume is in the works.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh good someone else started the bark thread bc I also would like to respectfully add BARK BARK BARK
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want to play a magic user, you roll d1000 on the table to determine what kind of wonderworker you are. There's a separate table for the terrible drawback to your ability.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DULIA 💙💙💙💙💙
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A couple inches is easily recoverable. A sudden foot of mud is bad news. As noted elsethread, the exact temperament and condition of the horse matters a lot too. My horse was a touch clumsy but generally not up to too many shenanigans. My sister's colt, otoh, was a sneaky little demon.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao seeing a post about the charcoal thing is what made me think of the herb problem! You're 10000% correct!!
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Witchy" herbal tea mixtures can fuck with medication, BP, etc. Just because something is "medicinal herbs" doesn't mean it's safe *for you.* and a lotta witchy folks don't know what they're doing!
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's absolute balls that I cannot just post lil voice snippets easily. I'm a bit of a singer but no one needs to see my face or that I haven't combed my hair
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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eliyellowbear || 🇸🇻 Angels & Vergazos Comic 🏳️‍🌈 @eliyellowbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Btw I'll give anyone a small sketch of whatever if they send a $5+ tip🫡
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Consider also: stepladder
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s officially my favorite time of year 🍂
Picture of a fluffy black cat sitting on a gravel road next to a bunch of orange, fallen leaves. Below the cat is text that reads “it’s finally autism”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
It's generally been my opinion that the dudes complaining about "DEI" are signaling their work is not up to task, I've been winning awards the whole time they've been whining and sure, they will tell you it's because I'm "woke" or whatever, but that's the pathetic mewling of losers right there
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I used to just white knuckle through the weekend with a bucket of trail mix and two jugs of Gatorade
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/10/2024
According to too many, there is white and then there is political there is male and then there is political there is capitalism and then there is political there is straight and then there is political there is cis and then there is political there is non-disabled and then there is political
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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Remote Game Jobs @remotegamejobs.com · 13/09/2026
Rebel Wolves is looking for Lead Writer to join their Narrative Team. The debut title, The Blood of Dawnwalker, a AAA dark-fantasy RPG have already sold over 1 million copies days after launch. 📅 Full-Time 🌍 Warsaw or Remote (core hours 11am - 3pm CEST)
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
quick garchomp sketch #pokemon
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wiggling the antenna after hitting a new channel button on the TV itself to try to get a clear picture even!
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Mine || Commissions are OPEN ♥️ @minynay.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If you're interested in my art you can find my commissions on both Ko-fi and VGen! ♥ ko-fi.com/minynay vgen.co/Minynay [ #commissionsopen, #commissions, #art, #anime, #oc, #chibi, #emotes, #icons, #fullbody, #halfbody, #busts]
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This rural school served one of the poorest counties in MI. "You'll never see combat AND we'll pay for you to go to school/vocational training" was an enticing offer.
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El Havoc @elhavoc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There was always a military recruiter in our combined jr/sr high school [7th-12th grade]. They lied and lied and lied and handed out free dollar-store quality merch along with empty promises
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