lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/12/2024hello butterfly world may i be a butterfly too? please i would like to gaze upon the world without knowing of its horror 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 01/12/2024getting an instagram notif and then seeing that it’s just “____ and ____ want to follow you on threads” don’t pmo 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024the posts here remind me a little Too much of 2018 twitter (derogatory).. lot of unnecessary dialogue, bad puns, millennial humor. i think i’m too young to be here 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 29/11/2024a thanksgiving dinner should be kings hawaiian rolls, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits, bob evans biscuits, olive garden breadsticks, and texas roadhouse cinnamon butter rolls. nothing more nothing less 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 25/11/2024cued up the entirety of Brat on this irish pub’s touch tunes system and all the old people here are stroking out one by one 010
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield 728349
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024SZA ON NEW KENDRICK? i’m taking the rest of the day off work 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024my boyfriend, mumbling to himself upon seeing a duck on a roof: “…you’re not a real bird.” 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 21/11/2024i met my partner in 2023 but i’ve loved him my whole life. i always knew it was him. he was with me the whole time, quietly, invisibly, waiting for the right time to find me 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i think chihuahuas would be more likable if they were called chihuahuahueehuas 041
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024bluesky shitposter starter pack that’s just me and my 99 alternate accounts 151
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024bf saw me watching a tiktok of a guy doing a cool yoyo trick and said “babe i’m not comfortable with you watching this kind of content” 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024when someone doesn’t understand the reference underlying the joke i’m about to make 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024my psychiatrist said basically this exact shit yesterday (he drives a tesla) and i just sat there and kept my mouth shut and asked for more drugs please 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024-keegan michael key voice- LaQuack Bachondriac. Louisiana State University 230
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024and when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when jackmerius tacktheratrix carried u 131
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 18/11/2024oh you heard that “straight from the horse’s mouth”? nice try. i know horses can’t talk . i think 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 18/11/2024new social media where we only talk about reptiles and nothing else. call that a gecko chamber 030
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔRads @rads.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more 291495260
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17/11/2024bad news bro the patch notes came in and they’re nerfing ur dick and balls 17415
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with 22901109
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 16/11/2024absolutely flawless loaf form. 10/10 stunning no notes 071
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 16/11/2024running for president and my entire platform is just making podcasts illegal 030
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 15/11/2024is a branch that is still attached to a tree a stick or does it only become a stick once it detaches from tree 000
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands 161141312336
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 15/11/2024even tho no one is here yet and i kind of feel like i am shouting my shitposts into an empty cave it’s still better than Elon Musk’s Digital Nazi Bootcamp 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 14/11/2024relationships are about balance. i sit downstairs and collage and watch suits and my boyfriend sits upstairs and mashes the A button in Arma for 45 minutes in an attempt to get drafted into digital war 100
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 12/11/2024most of my twitter mutuals have not followed me here so i am now going to create new mutuals. who wants to be friends we can bond over being freed from elon’s torment 120
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/11/2024consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy 4318717927
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔSingto Conley ☄️ @singtoconley.net · 11/11/2024bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you 91111623213
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 11/11/2024i am never playing anything but webfishing ever again in my whole life 010
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/11/2024dumbest social media trend is the blue bracelet thing - finding ways to signal to others that you’re an ally. i’ll be signaling that i’m not MAGA the same why i always have: by dressing well 43143085
