lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 06/04/2025i hate e*** m*** and that godforsaken app but i cannot tear myself away from it 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 24/03/2025the mortician examining my body: wow her hair looks so stupid 040
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/12/2024hello butterfly world may i be a butterfly too? please i would like to gaze upon the world without knowing of its horror 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 01/12/2024getting an instagram notif and then seeing that it’s just “____ and ____ want to follow you on threads” don’t pmo 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024the posts here remind me a little Too much of 2018 twitter (derogatory).. lot of unnecessary dialogue, bad puns, millennial humor. i think i’m too young to be here 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 29/11/2024a thanksgiving dinner should be kings hawaiian rolls, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits, bob evans biscuits, olive garden breadsticks, and texas roadhouse cinnamon butter rolls. nothing more nothing less 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 25/11/2024cued up the entirety of Brat on this irish pub’s touch tunes system and all the old people here are stroking out one by one 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 23/11/2024last trim i need is Spire and i have to kill the dragon again to go look for it. hurray 000
Reposted by lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield 728349
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024SZA ON NEW KENDRICK? i’m taking the rest of the day off work 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024my boyfriend, mumbling to himself upon seeing a duck on a roof: “…you’re not a real bird.” 020
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 21/11/2024i met my partner in 2023 but i’ve loved him my whole life. i always knew it was him. he was with me the whole time, quietly, invisibly, waiting for the right time to find me 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i’m doing it for the stupid achievement but it is taking me many many hours, no end in sight, it’s hard, it’s scary, it’s incredibly anxiety inducing and makes me irritable, it’s not fucking fun. why did you do this to me minecraft. why 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i think chihuahuas would be more likable if they were called chihuahuahueehuas 041
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024bluesky shitposter starter pack that’s just me and my 99 alternate accounts 151
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024- one of me only tells the truth - the other only lies 030
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024bf saw me watching a tiktok of a guy doing a cool yoyo trick and said “babe i’m not comfortable with you watching this kind of content” 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024when someone doesn’t understand the reference underlying the joke i’m about to make 000
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024my psychiatrist said basically this exact shit yesterday (he drives a tesla) and i just sat there and kept my mouth shut and asked for more drugs please 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i want whoever’s making my food to be stoned out of their mind. that’s how u know the food is good 010
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024-keegan michael key voice- LaQuack Bachondriac. Louisiana State University 230
lex ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @elextra.bsky.social · 19/11/2024he supported universal basic income once and then never said anything helpful ever again 2311
