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Elena Schadenfreude

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Wieland Heim @wielandheim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We need your help - four of our satellite-tracked quail have gone missing in France! Any information would be interesting, e.g. if the signal comes from near a fox den, buzzard nest or hunting area 🦊🦅🔫 If you can recover the tag, we can re-use it - and you can name this quail 😉 Pls share widely 🇫🇷
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 12h
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12h
I didn't want the wheelchair, the stick or the shower stool.   But I wanted my independence back and accepting the aids were the only way to get it.   Chronically Cara
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TitoShivan @titoshivan.com · 12/10/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have you ever gone to someone for help and immediately remembered why you stopped going to them for help?   yes. I have a doctor.   MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“You don’t talk much do you?” Me: *tries to talk* - gets interrupted - no one cares - gets talked over - gets ignored
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Stockmann @stockmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
-Ya para terminar la entrevista, ¿tiene previsto solicitar alguna baja por maternidad en los próximos años? -¿Y usted? -Esa pregunta está fuera de lugar. -Sabía que acabaría entendiéndolo.
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The climate crisis in one sentence: We have enough food, technology, and money to save the planet. We just have a system where destroying it is more profitable. That's not a climate problem. That's a greed problem. #ClimateJustice
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a girl labeled "people" says "you're so quiet"

a girl labeled "sick me" says "I wish you were too"
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Luis Pastor @luispastorart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pero tenemos un Jesús hecho de gambas. Así que worth it, I guess. Y no me vengáis con mierdas como que la AI identifica mejor los cánceres porque sabéis tan bien como yo que eso no es ni el 0.1% del uso de la IA
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Luis Pastor @luispastorart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
En qué se ha traducido todo eso hasta el momento? El mayor robo de propiedad intelectual de la historia. Mayor consumo eléctrico y de agua de la historia para un solo proyecto. Mass survelliance, espionaje industrial y atentados contra la privacidad y hackeos. Asesinatos autónomos on the way
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Luis Pastor @luispastorart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Si sois evangelistas de la IA iros a predicar al metro, a mi dejadme en paz, joder, que solo decis lo mismo 20 veces. Que va a curar todas las enfermedades, que va a solucionar el hambre, que va a crear la sociedad perfecta... pero yo os he buscado en internet y solo salis vosotros pidiendo perras
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Libertad Free Askatasun @provocart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By Luce Bahzi
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Jorge Matías @yayo2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Debería prohibirse que no puedas alquilar con tu perro, tu gato o el animal que sea. Sé que a mucha gente le chirriará esto que voy a decir, pero las mascotas son también tú familia y no es distinto que no querer que alguien con pareja e hijos pueda alquilar. La gente tiene vida, la que puede tener.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Vanessa Gillings @vanessagillings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October-ish art 🍂 #kidlitart #watercolor #gouache
watercolor and gouache painting of a stag leaping through dry grass into an autumnal forestwatercolor and gouache painting of two kids sitting on the branch of a giant tree while one collects water into an oversized leafwatercolor and gouache painting of a girl with red hair holding a bottle in one hand and a twig in the other looking uncertainly up at a pair of crows sitting on a branchwatercolor and gouache painting of a girl in a feathered cloak holding a blue flame in her hand while crows look on in a mossy, damp forest
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David Melling @mellingart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Silent neighbour. (In contrast to yesterday’s jackdaw). #charcoal
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comic by Dave Carpenter
a comic of a doctor with a clipboard talking to the patient holding his back in pain

doctor says "I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering your or not..."

Comic by Dave Carpenter
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
scenic image of a pastel sky with soft clouds and a rainbow arc, overlaid with black, gothic-style lettering in the center.

"I don't wanna be where the people are".

@PlantYourHappiness".
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Virginia Stonek @delcontexto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
 you're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye  

[pic of bed with blanket folded over]
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Cronopia @cronopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Acabo de dar con este artículo del que casi ni me acordaba y lo voy a colgar aquí por si alguien tiene hijas, sobrinas, primas y demás familia en edad de merecer. www.publico.es/opinion/colu...
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El Momento
Había escrito una estrofa inicial maravillosa, modestia aparte, sobre las luces que huyen por las ventanas de nuestros hogares y las parejas más o menos felices que habitan en ellos.
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Paula Iglesias 🌌 @paulaiglesiasb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
La vivienda es un derecho y mañana salimos a la calle. No, no es que sea culpa de Franco y ya, ni esto se soluciona con memoria. Pero, a veces, las luchas interseccionan y se complementan. Vivienda digna y reparación histórica pueden ir de la mano.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@MidwesternBunny

what is the science behind panicking over mild inconveniences but chilling at major life ruining events
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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BigBlueBennu @bigbluebennu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nothing can ever be the same
Bennu consumes the first star
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
stuck with u (happily) 🕷️♡
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Liliana Fuchs 🦊🎃 @lilianafuchs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🍂 Por favor, nada de calimas, ni aires tropicales o africanos en septiembre, ni veranillos de San Miguel ni nada que se le parezca este año 🥹.
Ilustración de la cuenta German words en Instagram, con un perrete muy simpático mirando hojas otoñales que vuelan.

Herbsrfreude
Literally: autumn joy
[noun, f.] joy or excitement about autumn and the things associated with it
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just came back from the doctors and they told me I'm very sick :(

her reply to herself:

sick of everyone's bullshit
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🌿MeiK🐱💜 @meikcomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nuestra veterinaria se ha encontrado a este baby y nos pide difusión para encontrarle un hogar. Es un machito de mes y medio aprox. Ojalá tenga suerte y una familia maravillosa se enamore de él. En Sevilla, pero puede viajar. Comparte, que ayuda MUCHO ❤️
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A dark blue illustration with handwritten white text reading, “You never know what someone might be carrying in the shadows of their life, and maybe that’s why some humans just love cats so much. Cats can see in the dark.” Below, a wide-eyed black cat peeks through a softly lit window with open shutters.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a beach scene with the words 'everything happens for no reason'
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theconcealedweapon on tumblr

Disabled Person: I can't do this.

Ableist: Yes you can. Quit using your disability as an excuse. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

Disabled Person: I can do this.

Ableist: Then you're not really disabled. You're just faking, which is offensive to actual disabled people.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meme featuring black text at the top that reads: "When someone tries to give you advice on something they never lived through."

Below the text is a photo of Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls. She is wearing a green and blue top, resting her chin on her hand, and staring off to the side with a skeptical, unimpressed expression.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@existennialmemes.bsky.social
existennialmemes 8s ago

Chronic Pain Translator:

"I'm fine"

Everything hurts

"It kinda hurts"

It's taking every ounce of fortitude to remain upright, and I have to pass a saving throw every ten minutes or I may collapse

"It really hurts"

AAAHHHHHHFGGGGGGHGGHHHGHAAA
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GHHHHGHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHFGGGGGGHGGHAHHHHH
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Patient: Hi, how are you?
Doctor: Great.
Patient: Aren't you gonna ask me how I am?
Doctor, if being honest:

Below the text is a movie screenshot of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory saying, "Oh. I don't care." 

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Artist: @IG_Doods on Insta
three-panel digital comic by IrregularGalaxyDoods (@IG_Doods) featuring a cartoon duck wearing a backward blue baseball cap.

Top-left panel: The duck looks forward and says, "LIFE'S FUNNY ISN'T IT."

Top-right panel: The duck pauses and clarifies, "WAIT, NOT FUNNY, THE OTHER ONE..."

Bottom panel: The duck smiles with closed eyes and concludes, "HORRIFYING."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the downgrade is insane

[pic of plague doctor and a normal doctor]
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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M @malvartinez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gustavo Rinaldi @gusrinaldi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🐉 #illustration #kidlitart #kidlit #fantasyart #BRart
Drawing of a reddish dragon strutting inside a columned passageway.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
A large, fluffy black cat with one visible, unimpressed eye peeks in from the lower-right corner of a textured mustard-yellow background. White handwritten text reads: “It’s okay to have an existential crisis if you must. But if you’re going to have one, have it during working hours. Never panic for free.”
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone who has ever had a dog knows this look. It's the one they give you when they can tell something is wrong, and they have decided they are not leaving your side... This beautiful painting is called Fidelity, and it was made by British artist Briton Rivière in 1869.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 15/09/2026
The devil has admitted that he quietly changed the standard recipe of your favourite ready meal just to ruin your life.
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I changed your safe food recipe, admits Satan
The devil has admitted that he quietly changed the standard recipe of your favourite ready meal just to ruin your life. In a statement released today, Lucifer, 13.7 billion, took responsibility for…
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