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DEVO 2.71828

@electron.bsky.social
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just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future baltimore, hon unions or else

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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my (dog people) neighbors hate that all of the community cats love me and like to hang out in my yard because of the lack of dog
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am listening to a radio program about people who do awesome things for cats I love cats
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't ever want to live somewhere where I cannot hear a train at night
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is a booty call
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
remember way back when that dude On Here complained about not seeing enough "tiddy", then got ran off of the site in a hilarious manner? well, I am asking this about butts. not enough butts.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/09/2026
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shed: eerie den oh. oh NO.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*dating after 60* Get on my lawn!
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
strategery.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I seriously feel like there is something waiting for me to slip up. Maybe because I know this is a thing that literally exists throughout most things in my life. People legit have it out for me because they can't stand my existence. Maybe this is why I consider becoming a lawyer.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do not remember the last time I could sit long enough to watch an entire feature film without feeling an obligation to do so. This is not a comment on quality of media (specifically), but failure of society. I cannot become absorbed for at least 90 minutes without life anxiety hitting me.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this shit is an emo blunt I only smoke emo blunts
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
quitting Wellbutrin because emotional blunting sounds like the best idea
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
idk how anyone let Ed Sheeran live after making an unsexy version of "Let's Get It On"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
please support these comrades if you can
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am actually broke. Do not ask me for money. But love me for my glory.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pro tip: if a weirdo neighbor is ever able to obtain a peace order against you for mooning their security cameras, be sure to cartoonishly run away from them if you are unfortunate enough to encounter them while walking through your neighborhood.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
PSA:
Hank Hill from King Of The Hill saying via speech bubble "Remember to clean your bong. You want to taste the weed, not the water."
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would like to hear what her child thinks about this.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
someone should give me $200 to last me until Wednesday is this a mutual aid ask? can I do that?
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
all of his cartoons sucked
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would accept this argument if his actions did not prove otherwise. Anyway, onto more pressing matters: is your last name actually 'Obama'?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
screenshot from teen girl squad of an illustrated man shooting arrows into a a girl. It has been edited to say RATIOED instead of ARROWED
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and you look like you can sell us weed
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I make more money than I have ever dreamed possible and yet, I am struggling to feed myself America is beautiful?
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
these lyrics were the inspiration behind FUGAZI
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is a citizen app notification, meaning someone called 911 on this
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• Two Toddlers Fighting
° Minneapolis, MN
20 mins ago
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ready Player One is better than Cyberpunk 2077.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That feel when your gen X friends get to the point where they are posting "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW?? WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT ME!?!?" on Facebook such an ugly feel
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the time is 22:22 and I hope my wish comes true
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A burley, shirtless dude with a well-curated beard/moustache posing upon a fireplace with a pipe in one hand. Overlaid text: "You don't hate Jazz. You fear Jazz. With its lack of boundaries."
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Live. Laugh. Lower Your Expectations.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
introduce yourself as what almost killed you "Hi, I'm you."
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"There ain't much that hits like good blues" -Dad
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I cannot unsee this now thx Meta
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Instagazm
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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of theɘʜƚ ʇo ǫniʞ👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In fact I think having empathy is what sets us apart from our fascist enemies. Maybe I'm just built different.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"watch this. I'LL get him up!"
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lol "higher"-level lol
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The fact that higher-level brain functioning is far more available under the influence of cannabis vs. alcohol is really telling about how we as a society regard both.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
1984 lol
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyway, I watched someone tout how amazing it was to get AI to run a model I was running 15 years ago that had been designed at least a decade prior last week, and that was special 🙃
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Does anyone else feel uncomfortably compelled to gruesomely murder anything and everything they see generated by AI, or nahh? I think it's the frame rate that really sparks it.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*uncomfortably audible wet fart*
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I cannot remember the last time I was able to get carryout from a place for less than $20+tip I can get a full meal + leftovers for this at a handful of places (at least) around Bmore make it make sense
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Swerving across 4 lanes of freeway traffic to take this exit.
A sign on the side of a highway that says “Bong Recreation Area. Exit 340.”
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it's pretty wild how getting carry-out has become more expensive than actually going out to eat I #Wonder why?
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