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DEVO 2.71828

@electron.bsky.social
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just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future baltimore, hon unions or else

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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dogs are legit great too, but the ferals hate 'em
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my (dog people) neighbors hate that all of the community cats love me and like to hang out in my yard because of the lack of dog
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok yah that sounds painful, so understood too
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am listening to a radio program about people who do awesome things for cats I love cats
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I grew up in a neighborhood similar to the one you live in. The few times I have slept there over the last couple decades, it always creeps me out how quiet it is. I can even hear distance trains in the winter from there, but they feel like ghosts.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I appreciate and respect your opinion, but I actually love that horn at intersections. A lot of bad drivers ruin transit around here by running into trains, and I feel like the horn prevents that Also I love absurdly loud horns in general, so ignore me.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is seriously one of the most soothing sounds to fall asleep to. Even when you live a block away from a Penn Station and can hear the diesel engines at 3am.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't ever want to live somewhere where I cannot hear a train at night
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is a booty call
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
remember way back when that dude On Here complained about not seeing enough "tiddy", then got ran off of the site in a hilarious manner? well, I am asking this about butts. not enough butts.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe - Line Dance Remix
YouTube video by Rednex Videos
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/09/2026
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yay! 🙃
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shed: eerie den oh. oh NO.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*dating after 60* Get on my lawn!
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I think I'm PARAnoid" —the hottest terminator
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
strategery.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I seriously feel like there is something waiting for me to slip up. Maybe because I know this is a thing that literally exists throughout most things in my life. People legit have it out for me because they can't stand my existence. Maybe this is why I consider becoming a lawyer.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell, over 15 minutes seems like an eternity.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do not remember the last time I could sit long enough to watch an entire feature film without feeling an obligation to do so. This is not a comment on quality of media (specifically), but failure of society. I cannot become absorbed for at least 90 minutes without life anxiety hitting me.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this shit is an emo blunt I only smoke emo blunts
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
quitting Wellbutrin because emotional blunting sounds like the best idea
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Marvin Gaye is throwing curses while rolling over
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
idk how anyone let Ed Sheeran live after making an unsexy version of "Let's Get It On"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
<elmoyoda_fire.gif>
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
please support these comrades if you can
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am actually broke. Do not ask me for money. But love me for my glory.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
porkass dogfuckers
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
God bless ass cancer
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel like there is a very mild sauce these could be in, potentially.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this may sound very specific, but I assure you this is a common occurrence
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pro tip: if a weirdo neighbor is ever able to obtain a peace order against you for mooning their security cameras, be sure to cartoonishly run away from them if you are unfortunate enough to encounter them while walking through your neighborhood.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
PSA:
Hank Hill from King Of The Hill saying via speech bubble "Remember to clean your bong. You want to taste the weed, not the water."
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would like to hear what her child thinks about this.
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I actually do not need it, so please do not try. But things have gotten rough for those who are not at least millionaires. I am far from it, but they seem to be doing ok! Their kids are now pop star influencers! They are clearly winning!
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
someone should give me $200 to last me until Wednesday is this a mutual aid ask? can I do that?
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
but at least not as much as the Pepe LePew cartoons, so at least he has that going for him!
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
all of his cartoons sucked
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bless you, my sweet summer child
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would accept this argument if his actions did not prove otherwise. Anyway, onto more pressing matters: is your last name actually 'Obama'?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
screenshot from teen girl squad of an illustrated man shooting arrows into a a girl. It has been edited to say RATIOED instead of ARROWED
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gosh bless our Teen Girl Squad ♥️
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and you look like you can sell us weed
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
on the plus side, I used my grill today #America #USA
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I make more money than I have ever dreamed possible and yet, I am struggling to feed myself America is beautiful?
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DEVO 2.71828 @electron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
these lyrics were the inspiration behind FUGAZI
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is a citizen app notification, meaning someone called 911 on this
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