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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
don’t say you love her say you would love to make her dinosaur nuggets and watch her play with them before biting their heads off girls love it when you watch them bite dinosaur heads off
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 04/12/2024
psychoanalyst: you are in such a bright mood today me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
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Sunshine and Rainbows @nullthegreat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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eldiodequeso.bsky.social @eldiodequeso.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“He's making a list. And checking it twice. [Some extrajudicial assassin who is totally not a hero is] gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.”
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eldiodequeso.bsky.social @eldiodequeso.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why are SWers the best shit posters?
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donald @boringstein.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
they should take all the presidents off of us currency and just put band photos of R.E.M. on the money instead
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 02/12/2024
My pals at Magic Wand are running a new research study that needs participants: magicwandoriginal.com/study/ If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
An illustration of a person riding a giant Magic Wand like it's a magic carpet, pointing into space toward the stars. The text around the illustration says "Masturbate for science! Visit magicwandstudy.com to learn more!"A graphic with text reading: "Participants needed for 3-week research study. People with vulvas, ages 18+. Willing to use a Magic Wand. Visit magicwandstudy.com to learn more! Approved participants will receive a Magic Wand Rechargeable and will be entered to win a $250 gift card."
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/11/2024
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Never take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
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ToAllPointsWest @toallpointswest.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
All right!! Now that Thanksgiving is all wrapped up we can get the real party started!
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Kimberly Love @kimberlylove.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My first viral post on BlueSky? 🥺 Reskeet me ❤️💦
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eldiodequeso.bsky.social @eldiodequeso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
How have I never seen porn subtitles? Lmao
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THE SADERCIST ✟ @darthsader.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
"enjoy your echo chamber!" me in my echo chamber:
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a cartoon bear is standing on a rock near a river
ALT: a cartoon bear is standing on a rock near a river
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Fuss @fusspot.rip · 15/11/2024
mute em block em stick em in a stew
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eldiodequeso.bsky.social @eldiodequeso.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I block people who correct spelling but this is kind of awesome.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)
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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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Dudepeel @dudepeel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The “No Fear/One Fear” meme. But the text “What if they made simpsons porn illegal?” text is replaced with “No more Feet pics”
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Camila 🌷 @nekomori-art.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Hey Skyfolks! Just a reminder: there is no algorithm on Bsky, so us artists and creators rely heavily on RTs to get our work out there. If you see a post from an artist or creator that you like, please RT generously! It helps us a lot ❤️ Thank you!
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Is it really that hard for people to grasp the concept that sex workers can be multifaceted and… human? There are so many talented wonderful amazing sw’s I’ve interacted with and not everything is sex 100% of the time..we’re artists, poets, artisans, bibliophiles, freinds, laborers, and much more
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Goddess Maeve Enix - Femdom @goddessmaeve.com · 17/11/2023
Hello bank, I require a loan for this gigantic "crystal" for reasons
Etsy screenshot of huge amethyst cathedral that looks like a gigantic purple dildo. An arm is coming out the side of the shot for size reference and a measuring tape runs from floor to its tip. 388lbs and 6ft tall, costing $18,600
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Graffito: if you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide
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