Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch. 821130231
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191243862
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The decision to keep Willock at the club looks like a brilliant one. With 9 genuine 1st teamers out yesterday, he drove us forward for an hour and ran his heart out defensively when we needed him. Brought Barnes into the game & scored another goal #nufc 3260
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialJonny Esland @jonny89.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seeing a lot of folk focussing on the last 25 mins. Focus on the first 65 mins! 1st half some of the best football we've played in years. The interchanges for the 2 goals. Stunning. Really confident with full squad we'll continue to improve. Game state & 11 injuries is why we were hanging on #nufc 6776
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialKev Lawson @editkev.football · 19/09/2026The Willock renaissance is fun. Lad had an awful time with that Achilles injury and it’s nice to see him playing so well. #nufc 5645
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If the 1st half is the blueprint, we can all get behind that. 8 first team players out caused a weak bench & gave us little to change when it mattered in the 2nd. 3 points, great fight from the lads & now a chance to get players back … I’ll take that all day #nufc 040
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 19/09/2026VerticHall football - get in man!!!! #nufc 0100
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Exactly the start we needed - brilliant from Barnes and Willock #nufc 050
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Struggling to tell the mascots from the subs 😬 #nufc 010
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialChris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026◾ Five-year deal ✍️ 2️⃣0️⃣3️⃣1️⃣ ◽ NO release clause ❌🔑 ◾ #MUFC interest over summer - but now far more expensive if they pursue 💸 ◽ Vital to future of this young side under Jaissle🤩 👀 Confirmation that Lewis Hall has committed to #NUFC by signing new long-term deal:nytimes.comLewis Hall signs new Newcastle United contract until 2031 (Gift Article)Hall has signed improved terms with Newcastle following interested from Manchester United over the summer. 2507
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That first half would’ve been a lot more painful had it not been for the return of the majestic 60-yard diagonal Fabian Schar wonder ball #nufc 060
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There was a man with a ginger afro mullet, with 2 earrings in, calling Nico a wanker - the irony #nufc 2111
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialJacob Whitehead @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026📍The Den, South Bermondsey No trip south for @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social, so I’m on duty for Millwall vs Newcastle. Jaissle names a strong #NUFC XI: Nico starts, Wissa captains, but Fernandez-Pardo, Bamba, Toure, and Steur all on the bench. 4305
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialNUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Newcastle United (@NUFC) Brilliant ball carrying from Wissa 🔝👏 t.co/K4xLvoji2T 1143
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Newcastle have 6 goals in 3 games, 5 points on the board, are undefeated in 4 competitive games, are showing clearly that the new signings have talent, while the crowd and owners have realistic expectations for the season ahead given the changes. Here's why you should be worried:" - #nufc journos 4343
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“£5 on Harry Maguire to catch the ball in open play, drop it his feet, score & VAR to allow it please, Bookmaker” 120
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you’re going to have a trademark finish as a player, you’d be hard pressed to have a better one than Harvey Barnes #nufc 1252
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialChris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026⚫ 4 shots on target, 4 goals ⚽ ⚪ Clinical, but not creative enough ⚖️ ⚫ 61 shots conceded in 3 games 🤯 ⚪ Character & fight 🥊 ⚫ New leaders stepping up? 🫡 🔮 A positive start to the season for #NUFC - but unsustainable metrics show where improvement is required:nytimes.comGritty Newcastle make solid start but underlying numbers suggest it may be unsustainable (Gift Article)Newcastle have been incredibly clinical while their opponents have not. Can they continue to defy the odds? 4193
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..." 201696519
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hate to say it but Miley looked lost today. Feels like he and Nico need in an understanding quickly or he’ll not have the season we’d hoped #nufc 620
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I felt for Lewis Hall in the second half, loads of aerial work with the sun in his eyes #nufc 060
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialChris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026⚫ Character shown as point rescued 🙌 ⚪ #NUFC keep conceding far too many chances ⚽ ⚫ Barnes delivers once more 🤩 ⚪ Officials booed off 😬 ⚫ A side in transition ✅ 📝 #NUFC 2-2 #AFCB analysis, w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social: #NEWBOUnytimes.comNewcastle 2 Bournemouth 2 – Ramsey saves Newcastle. Is too many shots conceded a concern for Jaissle?George Caulkin and Chris Waugh break down the main talking points from Newcastle's 2-2 draw with Bournemouth 7153
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialGeorge Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Such a poor first-half from #NUFC - albeit Bournemouth excellent - but so encouraging to see a young team find some momentum, get better as the game went on & display character. Good subs & a good point in context of how the game started. 6544
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The referee ruined what could have been a great game of football today #nufc 1162
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As much as I love what DH is doing at the club, the dog is giving me Baron Greenback vibes (for those of you who are old enough to remember proper kids tv!) #nufc 240
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So now jacobs is modifying his Hall line by saying whether Man U go for him in summer 27 will depend on what kind of season #NUFC have 🤷🤦♂️ a whole industry based on bullshit and gossip like 90s teen magazines... 8502
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Right, who’s getting “Jaissled” this week? I’m hoping it’s Hope but I fear for Waugh #nufc 150
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I missed L’pool through work. Saturday is my first home game of the season. Never a big fan of the 12:30’s but I’m hoping SJP is up for it. Loads to be positive about - I’d lost this buzz & it’s back as big as ever #nufc 250
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I might know the man for the job #nufc 2110
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Transfer window closed. ITK’s back to school. Time to enjoy the football #nufc 0251
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026New flight added to take big Nick to Juve, you’ll be a miss big fella #nufc 0302
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ross Wilson grafting on bank holiday for double time. Good man #nufc 1211
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I remember being nervous when they won this yesterday. Needed a bit more dip on it #nufc 2160
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nothing better after a good win than watching the extended highlights with the Razor & Ando commentary. There can’t be a better regional commentary team. #nufc 3221
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m sure it’ll have been said somewhere already, but I was delighted with Hornicek yesterday. He looked good with his feet, made good decisions with his distribution & seems to be building a good relationship with the back 4 #nufc 3291
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m not getting carried away with the start to the season, but… Today I will be spending the day convincing my heavily pregnant lass to name our child Matthias. #nufc 2180
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Wertical football - fucking love it #nufc 000
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It’s still probably unlikely to come off. But caught offside’s “exclusives” are about as reliable as an 80’s Skoda #nufc 020
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 27/08/2026In the Howe era I got used to expecting very little from signings who hadn’t had a full pre-season with the squad. Jaissle seems more willling to trust the lads to hit the ground running. No doubt we’ll see some mistakes, but its lovely to see a freshness to the team again #nufc 4250
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When did Woltemade last control a ball under pressure? Nothing ever sticks #nufc 030
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialtrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Love finds you when you're ready ❤️ 510017
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Take a bow @worflags.org.uk - absolutely outstanding #nufc 051
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialGeorge Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026These KK words, featured so beautifully by @worflags.org.uk are from an interview I did with him in The Times before it all fell apart in his 2nd spell at #NUFC. It sums up his attitude to life & football so perfectly. We should all be dreamers at heart. ❤️ 7❤️ www.thetimes.com/sport/footba... 29814
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Be honest, do you seriously believe that the sporting integrity of the league should be aligned to how many events you hold? It’s damaging the sport to the point fans are walking away #nufc #avfc 3260
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Craigizio Hopeano has spent the summer making himself even less popular with #nufc fans - a real feat given where he started. 071
Reposted by @eighteen92.bsky.socialSteve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Deliberately checked by PSR & Prem & UEFA. Dumped by mercenary footballers. Attacked by awful old pros for their click chasing online employers. If you can't get behind #nufc now, when it's us against the world, when can you? We'll support you ever more? Or we'll support you when all's good? 7888
eighteen92.bsky.social @eighteen92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Easy to slaughter Botman for the mistake, but his all round contribution in the 45 was awful. Looks like a man who has lost a yard of pace but hasn’t adapted #nufc 110
